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#@@$~.,,,, ###&@$ M $@&### ,,,,.~$@@#
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###&@$†~., LETS HEAR IT FOR ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., ††† MC DONALDS ††† ,.~†$@&###
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&@$††.,,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,,.††$@&
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&$~~.,,,,, . CHEESEBURGER . ,,,,,.~~$&
###&@$†~., . NUGGETS . ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ,.~†$@&###
&&$$$†~,,, . FRIES . ,,,~†$$$&&
###&@$†~., . CARBONATED WATER . ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., . BIG MAC . ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., . COFFEE . ,.~†$@&###
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###&@$†~., IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,.~†$@&###
##@$~~,,,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,,~~$@##
&@$$$†.,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,.†$$$@&
#@$$~.,,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,,.~$$@#
&@@@†††~., REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,.~†††@@@&
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,.~†$@&###
#&$†.,,,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,,,.†$&#
###&@$†~., NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,.~†$@&###
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###&@$†~., AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., ., THE GOLDEN M ,. ,.~†$@&###
&&@$~..,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,..~$@&&
###&@$†~., THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,.~†$@&###
#&$†~~~~., MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,.~~~~†$&#
###&@$†~., NEW AND FRESH. ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@&###
&@@@$~.,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,.~$@@@&
###&@$†~., KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,.~†$@&###
&&$~,,,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,,,~$&&
#@$$†.,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,.†$$@#
###&@$†~., TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,.~†$@&###
####@$†~., AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,.~†$@####
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,.~†$@&###
##&$~.,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,.~$&##
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###&@$†~., &&& † &&& ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,.~†$@&###
##@†...,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,...†@##
###&@$†~., COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,.~†$@&###
####&@†~., QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,.~†@&####
###&@$†~., WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,.~†$@&###
#@$$$~,,,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,,,~$$$@#
###&@$†~., KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,.~†$@&###
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###&@$†~., WHICH HE DID. ,.~†$@&###
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###&@$†~., WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,.~†$@&###
&@†..,,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,,..†@&
###&@$†~., EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,.~†$@&###
&@@$~~~~., UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,.~~~~$@@&
#@$~~.,,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,,.~~$@#
#&@@@$†~., INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,.~†$@@@&#
#&&@@$†~., LIKED IT! ,.~†$@@&&#
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@&###
###&@$†~., THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,.~†$@&###
&@$†~.,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,.~†$@&
####&@$†~. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. .~†$@&####
#&&&@$†~., WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,.~†$@&&&#
&@††~,,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,,~††@&
#&&@@$†~., THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,.~†$@@&&#
###&@$†~., OVER THE PLANET. ,.~†$@&###
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###&@$†~., AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,.~†$@&###
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