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¨,-::::^^§ LETS HEAR IT FOR §^^::::-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## ::: MC DONALDS ::: ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨-^^*¶ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¶*^^-¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨,-:*§¶¶ , CHEESEBURGER , ¶¶§*:-,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,--:*§ , NUGGETS , §*:--,¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^*¶### , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ###¶*^:-,¨
¨¨¨,::*§¶# , FRIES , #¶§*::,¨¨¨
¨¨¨,-:^^§§ , CARBONATED WATER , §§^^:-,¨¨¨
¨,-:^***§# , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , #§***^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨,::*§¶ , BIG MAC , ¶§*::,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,:^*¶ , COFFEE , ¶*^:,¨¨¨¨¨
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¨,-:^*§§§¶ §§§§§ : §§§§§ ¶§§§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^***§# #§***^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,:^*§ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN §*^:,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-^^§§# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #§§^^-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,-^*§ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A §*^-,¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^*§### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^**§§# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #§§**^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,,:*¶ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¶*:,,¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^*§¶## ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨,:^^^§¶ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¶§^^^:,¨¨¨
¨,-:^*§¶## ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨¨,,::**¶¶ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¶¶**::,,¨¨
¨,-:^*§¶¶¶ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¶¶¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^***¶¶ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¶¶***^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§§§¶ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¶§§§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,:^§ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT §^:,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^*§§§¶ ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, ¶§§§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨,,::**§ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. §**::,,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-^^*¶ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¶*^^-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,:^*¶# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #¶*^:,¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^*§¶## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## NEW AND FRESH. ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§### ###§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^**§§# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #§§**^:-,¨
¨,-:^§¶### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ###¶§^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,-:*§ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND §*:-,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,:*¶ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¶*:,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^^^^^§ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A §^^^^^:-,¨
¨,-:^***§§ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER §§***^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§§§# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #§§§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨--:*§# #§*:--¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^*§¶## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§§§¶ FOREVER. ¶§§§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨-^^^§§ §§^^^-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨--^§§§ §§§ : §§§ §§§^--¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^*§¶## ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^^*§¶# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #¶§*^^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§§§§ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A §§§§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨,-::*§ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE §*::-,¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^*§### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ###§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨,--^§§ §§^--,¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^**§§# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #§§**^:-,¨
¨,-:^***§§ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE §§***^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨,,,:*§ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE §*:,,,¨¨¨¨
¨,---::^§§ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP §§^::---,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶¶# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #¶¶§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨-^^*¶ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¶*^^-¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^*§¶## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^§¶### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###¶§^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,-^§ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING §^-,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,:**§¶ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¶§**:,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-:^^§§# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #§§^^:-¨¨¨
¨¨¨---^^§# #§^^---¨¨¨
¨¨¨,::^**¶ WHICH HE DID. ¶**^::,¨¨¨
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¨,-:^^**¶# §§ : §§ #¶**^^:-,¨
¨¨¨,,:^§§§ §§§^:,,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,-:^*§ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED §*^:-,¨¨¨¨
¨,-^*§¶### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###¶§*^-,¨
¨¨¨,-::^§# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #§^::-,¨¨¨
¨,-:^^^**§ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO §**^^^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶¶¶ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¶¶¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§§§¶ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¶§§§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## LIKED IT! ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:^^***¶ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¶***^^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨-::::*¶ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¶*::::-¨¨¨
¨,-:^*§¶## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨-^^§§ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO §§^^-¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^***§# THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL #§***^:-,¨
¨,-:^*§¶## OVER THE PLANET. ##¶§*^:-,¨
¨,-:::*§§¶ ¶§§*:::-,¨
¨,-:^^^^*§ § : § §*^^^^:-,¨
¨¨¨¨-:^§¶# #¶§^:-¨¨¨¨
¨,-:^***§§ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! §§***^:-,¨
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