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*^~^...... #@#¤$* M *$¤#@# ......^~^*
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#¤$*^~^... ^ Cheeseburger ^ ...^~^*$¤#
¤$*^~^.... ^ Nuggets ^ ....^~^*$¤
$*^~^..... ^ Double cheeseburger ^ .....^~^*$
*^~^...... ^ Fries ^ ......^~^*
^~^....... ^ Carbonated Water ^ .......^~^
*^~^...... ^ Bearnaise Dip sauce ^ ......^~^*
$*^~^..... ^ Big mac ^ .....^~^*$
¤$*^~^.... ^ Coffee ^ ....^~^*$¤
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##¤$*^~^.. It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In ..^~^*$¤##
#¤$*^~^... Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark ...^~^*$¤#
¤$*^~^.... Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A ....^~^*$¤
$*^~^..... Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. .....^~^*$
*^~^...... It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The ......^~^*
^~^....... Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. .......^~^
*^~^...... ......^~^*
$*^~^..... But Marigold Didn'T Care. .....^~^*$
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#¤$*^~^... She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat ...^~^*$¤#
##¤$*^~^.. Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out ..^~^*$¤##
###¤$*^~^. Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same .^~^*$¤###
##¤$*^~^.. Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In ..^~^*$¤##
#¤$*^~^... The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The ...^~^*$¤#
¤$*^~^.... Night She Poached. ....^~^*$¤
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*^~^...... After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart ......^~^*
^~^....... Had A Reputation. She Called It .......^~^
*^~^...... ^. The Golden M .^ ......^~^*
$*^~^..... And People Talked About The Golden M. .....^~^*$
¤$*^~^.... The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And ....^~^*$¤
#¤$*^~^... Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. ...^~^*$¤#
##¤$*^~^.. MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was ..^~^*$¤##
###¤$*^~^. New And Fresh. .^~^*$¤###
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#¤$*^~^... However, She Became A Little Too Well ...^~^*$¤#
¤$*^~^.... Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ....^~^*$¤
$*^~^..... Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And .....^~^*$
*^~^...... Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt ......^~^*
^~^....... Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A .......^~^
*^~^...... Time When They Started Watching For Her ......^~^*
$*^~^..... At The Gates Of Every Village. .....^~^*$
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#¤$*^~^... So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, ...^~^*$¤#
##¤$*^~^.. Forever. ..^~^*$¤##
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¤$*^~^.... After Thirty Years, A Man Named ....^~^*$¤
$*^~^..... Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A .....^~^*$
*^~^...... Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are ......^~^*
^~^....... (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of .......^~^
*^~^...... Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow ......^~^*
$*^~^..... In MarigoldS Foodsteps. .....^~^*$
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#¤$*^~^... He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even ...^~^*$¤#
##¤$*^~^.. Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He ..^~^*$¤##
###¤$*^~^. Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He .^~^*$¤###
##¤$*^~^.. Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ..^~^*$¤##
#¤$*^~^... Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him ...^~^*$¤#
¤$*^~^.... Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway ....^~^*$¤
$*^~^..... (And Also They Had Expanded Too .....^~^*$
*^~^...... Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And ......^~^*
^~^....... Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). .......^~^
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$*^~^..... Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding .....^~^*$
¤$*^~^.... His Food, He Vowed To Leave ....^~^*$¤
#¤$*^~^... Kirugu vargir Entierly. ...^~^*$¤#
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###¤$*^~^. Which He Did. .^~^*$¤###
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$*^~^..... We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled .....^~^*$
*^~^...... Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On ......^~^*
^~^....... Earth In The Fifties. .......^~^
*^~^...... Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No ......^~^*
$*^~^..... Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat .....^~^*$
¤$*^~^.... Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk ....^~^*$¤
#¤$*^~^... Liked It! ...^~^*$¤#
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###¤$*^~^. Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By .^~^*$¤###
##¤$*^~^.. A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who ..^~^*$¤##
#¤$*^~^... Renamed The Business After Himself. ...^~^*$¤#
¤$*^~^.... While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey ....^~^*$¤
$*^~^..... Funneled His Inherited Billions Into .....^~^*$
*^~^...... The Project, And Quickly Expanded All ......^~^*
^~^....... Over The Planet. .......^~^
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