The  Golden          
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About  The Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became A  Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed, I  Mean)) And  As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That  Of A  Cook, And Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind  Of  A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In The  Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!