the   golden        
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in  the day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her  wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was  kind of a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!