The  Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The  Day She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About The  Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A  Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid  The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It  A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized  The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into Infamity.  However  He 
 Was Kind  Of A  Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!