¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:- -:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨ :: -- THE GOLDEN -- :: ¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ##£@@§ M §@@£## ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: LETS HEAR IT FOR :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:- /// MC DONALDS /// -:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/§ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR §/-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-/§@ @§/-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:-/§@@ : CHEESEBURGER : @@§/-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:-/§@@£ : NUGGETS : £@@§/-:¨¨¨
¨¨:-/§@@£# : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : #£@@§/-:¨¨
¨:-/§@@£## : FRIES : ##£@@§/-:¨
¨¨:-/§@@£# : CARBONATED WATER : #£@@§/-:¨¨
¨¨¨:-/§@@£ : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : £@@§/-:¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:-/§@@ : BIG MAC : @@§/-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-/§@ : COFFEE : @§/-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/§ §/-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ @@@@@ / @@@@@ /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:- -:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:- BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. -:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/§ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT §/-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-/§@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @§/-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:-/§@@ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME @@§/-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:-/§@@£ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN £@@§/-:¨¨¨
¨¨:-/§@@£# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #£@@§/-:¨¨
¨:-/§@@£## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##£@@§/-:¨
¨¨:-/§@@£# #£@@§/-:¨¨
¨¨¨:-/§@@£ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART £@@§/-:¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:-/§@@ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT @@§/-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-/§@ :¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨: @§/-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/§ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. §/-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:- DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. -:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:- HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A -:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/§ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. §/-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-/§@ @§/-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:-/§@@ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, @@§/-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:-/§@@£ FOREVER. £@@§/-:¨¨¨
¨¨:-/§@@£# #£@@§/-:¨¨
¨:-/§@@£## @@@ / @@@ ##£@@§/-:¨
¨¨:-/§@@£# #£@@§/-:¨¨
¨¨¨:-/§@@£ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED £@@§/-:¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:-/§@@ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A @@§/-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-/§@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @§/-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/§ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF §/-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:- IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. -:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:- (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO -:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/§ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). §/-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-/§@ @§/-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:-/§@@ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING @@§/-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:-/§@@£ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE £@@§/-:¨¨¨
¨¨:-/§@@£# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #£@@§/-:¨¨
¨:-/§@@£## ##£@@§/-:¨
¨¨:-/§@@£# WHICH HE DID. #£@@§/-:¨¨
¨¨¨:-/§@@£ £@@§/-:¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:-/§@@ @@ / @@ @@§/-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-/§@ @§/-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/§ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED §/-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:- EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. -:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:- RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. -:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/§ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO §/-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-/§@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @§/-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:-/§@@ OVER THE PLANET. @@§/-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:-/§@@£ £@@§/-:¨¨¨
¨¨:-/§@@£# @ / @ #£@@§/-:¨¨
¨:-/§@@£## ##£@@§/-:¨
¨¨:-/§@@£# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #£@@§/-:¨¨
¨¨¨:-/§@@£ £@@§/-:¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:-/§@@ @@§/-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-/§@ @§/-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/§ §/-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-/ /-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨