the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day  she slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out of the  cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!