the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day she  slept, in 
 the eve she  sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about the  golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a  little too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of  a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of  the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!