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@@§§%%^~., . CHEESEBURGER . ,.~^%%§§@@
###@§%^~., . NUGGETS . ,.~^%§@###
##@§%%^~., . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ,.~^%%§@##
@@§%^~~,,, . FRIES . ,,,~~^%§@@
@@§§%%^~., . CARBONATED WATER . ,.~^%%§§@@
##@§%%^~., . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., . BIG MAC . ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., . COFFEE . ,.~^%%§@##
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##@§%%^~., IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,.~^%%§@##
@%%~~~..,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,..~~~%%@
#@§%^...,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,...^%§@#
#§§%^^.,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,.^^%§§#
@§%%~.,,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,,.~%%§@
@@§%^~,,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,,~^%§@@
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§§%%~..,,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,..~%%§§
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##@§%%^~., SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,.~^%%§@##
#@@§%%^~., BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,.~^%%§@@#
#@@§%%^~., OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,.~^%%§@@#
##@§%%^~., PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,.~^%%§@##
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##@§%%^~., AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,.~^%%§@##
@%%^~..,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,..~^%%@
@@§%^^~,,, ., THE GOLDEN M ,. ,,,~^^%§@@
##@§%%^~., AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,.~^%%§@##
§%^~.,,,,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,,,,.~^%§
##@§%%^~., NEW AND FRESH. ,.~^%%§@##
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##@§%%^~., HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,.~^%%§@##
§%%%~,,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,,~%%%§
##@§%%^~., SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,.~^%%§@##
§%%%%^..,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,..^%%%%§
##@§%%^~., AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,.~^%%§@##
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##@§%%^~., SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,.~^%%§@##
#@@§%%^~., FOREVER. ,.~^%%§@@#
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##@§%%^~., AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,.~^%%§@##
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##@§%%^~., HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,.~^%%§@##
#§%^^~.,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,.~^^%§#
#§§%%%^~., WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,.~^%%%§§#
@@§§%%^~., TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,.~^%%§§@@
§%%%%%^~., SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,.~^%%%%%§
##@§%%^~., (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,.~^%%§@##
§%^.,,,,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,,,,.^%§
##@§%%^~., WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,.~^%%§@##
#§%~,,,,,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,,,,,~%§#
##@§%%^~., KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,.~^%%§@##
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##@§%%^~., WHICH HE DID. ,.~^%%§@##
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##@§%%^~., WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,.~^%%§@##
§%%%^.,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,.^%%%§
§%^~.,,,,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,,,,.~^%§
##@§%%^~., UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,.~^%%§@##
###§%%^~., EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,.~^%%§###
##@§%%^~., INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., LIKED IT! ,.~^%%§@##
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##@§%%^~., THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,.~^%%§@##
@%%~,,,,,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,,,,,~%%@
##@§%%^~., WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,.~^%%§@##
##@§%%^~., FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,.~^%%§@##
@%%^~~,,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,,~~^%%@
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##@§%%^~., AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,.~^%%§@##
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