the   golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day she slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a  little too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid the  cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind of a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the  cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and  quickly expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!