the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve she sold her  wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such  he of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't  all that  of a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the  process of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he  got scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!