the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged from  a  tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the golden  m. 
 the old tavern had  their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough there  came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a  cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!