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,,,,-«\^¤£ ,, -- «« THE GOLDEN «« -- ,, £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,-«\^¤£# ###£¤^ M ^¤£### #£¤^\«-,,,
,,-«\^¤£## ##£¤^\«-,,
,-«\^¤£### LETS HEAR IT FOR ###£¤^\«-,
,,-«\^¤£## \\\ MC DONALDS \\\ ##£¤^\«-,,
,,,-«\^¤£# #£¤^\«-,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR £¤^\«-,,,,
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,,,,,,-«\^ - CHEESEBURGER - ^\«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ - NUGGETS - \«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ - FRIES - \«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«\^ - CARBONATED WATER - ^\«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«\^¤ - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ - BIG MAC - £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,-«\^¤£# - COFFEE - #£¤^\«-,,,
,,-«\^¤£## ##£¤^\«-,,
,-«\^¤£### £££££ \ £££££ ###£¤^\«-,
,,-«\^¤£## ##£¤^\«-,,
,,,-«\^¤£# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #£¤^\«-,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,,,-«\^¤ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«\^ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ^\«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE \«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ \«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«\^ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ^\«-,,,,,,
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,,,,-«\^¤£ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,-«\^¤£# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #£¤^\«-,,,
,,-«\^¤£## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##£¤^\«-,,
,-«\^¤£### PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ###£¤^\«-,
,,-«\^¤£## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##£¤^\«-,,
,,,-«\^¤£# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #£¤^\«-,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,,,-«\^¤ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«\^ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ^\«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ -, THE GOLDEN M ,- \«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND \«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«\^ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ^\«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«\^¤ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ NEW AND FRESH. £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,-«\^¤£# #£¤^\«-,,,
,,-«\^¤£## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##£¤^\«-,,
,-«\^¤£### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ###£¤^\«-,
,,-«\^¤£## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##£¤^\«-,,
,,,-«\^¤£# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #£¤^\«-,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,,,-«\^¤ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«\^ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ^\«-,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,-« SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ FOREVER. \«-,,,,,,,
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,,,,,-«\^¤ £££ \ £££ ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,-«\^¤£# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #£¤^\«-,,,
,,-«\^¤£## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##£¤^\«-,,
,-«\^¤£### CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ###£¤^\«-,
,,-«\^¤£## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##£¤^\«-,,
,,,-«\^¤£# COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #£¤^\«-,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. £¤^\«-,,,,
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,,,,,,-«\^ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ^\«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE \«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP \«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«\^ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ^\«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«\^¤ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,-«\^¤£# QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #£¤^\«-,,,
,,-«\^¤£## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##£¤^\«-,,
,-«\^¤£### ###£¤^\«-,
,,-«\^¤£## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##£¤^\«-,,
,,,-«\^¤£# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #£¤^\«-,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,,,-«\^¤ ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«\^ WHICH HE DID. ^\«-,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,-« ££ \ ££ «-,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,-«\^ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ^\«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«\^¤ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,-«\^¤£# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #£¤^\«-,,,
,,-«\^¤£## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##£¤^\«-,,
,-«\^¤£### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ###£¤^\«-,
,,-«\^¤£## LIKED IT! ##£¤^\«-,,
,,,-«\^¤£# #£¤^\«-,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,,,-«\^¤ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,,,-«\^ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ^\«-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY \«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-« FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO «-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-«\ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL \«-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-«\^ OVER THE PLANET. ^\«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-«\^¤ ¤^\«-,,,,,
,,,,-«\^¤£ £ \ £ £¤^\«-,,,,
,,,-«\^¤£# #£¤^\«-,,,
,,-«\^¤£## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##£¤^\«-,,
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