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¨¨¨¨###¨¨# LETS HEAR IT FOR ##¨¨##¨¨##
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##¨ ##########
¨#####¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #########¨
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#¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨######¨¨#
¨¨¨¨¨####¨ ~ NUGGETS ~ ¨¨####¨¨¨¨
####¨¨##¨¨ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ #¨¨##¨¨###
###¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ FRIES ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##
##¨¨###### ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ¨######¨¨#
#¨¨¨¨##### ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ¨¨####¨¨¨¨
¨¨##¨¨#### ~ BIG MAC ~ #¨¨##¨¨##¨
#¨¨¨¨¨¨##¨ ~ COFFEE ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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#¨¨##¨¨##¨ ##### ^ ##### ¨¨######¨¨
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########## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##¨¨##¨¨##
########## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
#########¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ########¨¨
¨#######¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #######¨¨¨
¨¨#####¨¨# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ######¨¨##
¨¨¨###¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨####¨¨¨¨¨
##¨¨#¨¨##¨ ¨¨##¨¨####
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #¨¨¨¨¨¨###
¨¨#######¨ ¨¨####¨¨##
¨¨¨#####¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #¨¨##¨¨¨¨¨
##¨¨###¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨####
#¨¨¨¨#¨¨## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #####¨¨###
¨¨##¨¨¨¨¨# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ####¨¨¨¨##
¨¨¨¨¨###¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨##¨¨##¨¨¨
####¨¨#¨¨# NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##
###¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨######¨¨#
##¨¨#####¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨####¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨###¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨##¨¨##¨
####¨¨#¨¨¨ ~¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨~ ##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨##¨¨¨¨¨## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #¨¨######¨
¨¨¨¨###¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨####¨¨
###¨¨#¨¨## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###¨¨##¨¨#
##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨####### NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨######¨
##¨¨###### ##¨¨####¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨##### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨
####¨¨###¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ####¨¨¨¨##
###¨¨¨¨#¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###¨¨##¨¨#
##¨¨##¨¨¨# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨######¨
######¨¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##¨¨####¨¨
¨####¨¨### AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨
¨¨##¨¨¨¨#¨ ¨¨##¨¨¨¨##
¨¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨
####¨¨¨¨#¨ FOREVER. ¨¨##¨¨¨¨##
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¨¨¨####¨¨¨ #¨¨¨¨####¨
##¨¨##¨¨#¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨##¨¨##¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
########## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##########
########## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##########
########## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##########
########## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##########
########## ##########
########## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##########
########## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##########
########## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##########
########## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##########
########## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##########
########## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##########
########## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##########
########## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##########
########## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##########
########## ##########
########## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##########
########## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##########
########## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##########
########## ##########
########## WHICH HE DID. ##########
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########## ## ^ ## ##########
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########## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##########
########## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##########
########## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##########
########## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##########
########## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##########
########## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##########
########## LIKED IT! ##########
########## ##########
########## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##########
########## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##########
########## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##########
########## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##########
########## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##########
########## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##########
########## OVER THE PLANET. ##########
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########## # ^ # ##########
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########## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##########
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