the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough there  came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a cook, and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of  a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!