,,,-/*$@## ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ ,, ,, -- THE GOLDEN -- ,, ,, $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* ##@§$* M *$§@## */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ LETS HEAR IT FOR @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# /// MC DONALDS /// #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# , CHEESEBURGER , #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ , NUGGETS , @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* , FRIES , */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ , CARBONATED WATER , $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# , BIG MAC , #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## , COFFEE , ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## §§§§§ / §§§§§ ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ NIGHT SHE POACHED. @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ NEW AND FRESH. $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ FOREVER. @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## §§§ / §§§ ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# WHICH HE DID. #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ §§ / §§ $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# LIKED IT! #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##@$*/-,,,
,,-/*$@### OVER THE PLANET. ###@$*/-,,
,,,-/*$@## ##@$*/-,,,
,,,,-/*$@# § / § #@$*/-,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-/* */-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-/*$ $*/-,,,,,,
,,,,,-/*$@ @$*/-,,,,,
,,,,-/*$@# #@$*/-,,,,
,,,-/*$@## ##@$*/-,,,