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@&$$~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨ ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~$$&@
&$~~^¨¨¨¨¨ #@@&%$ M $%&@@# ¨¨¨¨¨^~~$&
@&&&%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%&&&@
@&%*^^^¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨^^^*%&@
##@@&%*~^¨ *** MC DONALDS *** ¨^~*%&@@##
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&$~^^^^¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨^^^^~$&
#@@&%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%&@@#
##@@&%*~^¨ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨^~*%&@@##
@@&&%$*~^¨ ^ NUGGETS ^ ¨^~*$%&&@@
#@@&%$*~^¨ ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨^~*$%&@@#
@&$$~^^¨¨¨ ^ FRIES ^ ¨¨¨^^~$$&@
##@@%$*~^¨ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ¨^~*$%@@##
##@&%$*~^¨ ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ¨^~*$%&@##
#@@&%$*~^¨ ^ BIG MAC ^ ¨^~*$%&@@#
@@%***^¨¨¨ ^ COFFEE ^ ¨¨¨^***%@@
#@@&%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%&@@#
#@@&%$*~^¨ &&&&& * &&&&& ¨^~*$%&@@#
&$$*^^^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^^^*$$&
@@%%%$*~^¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨^~*$%%%@@
##@&%$*~^¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨^~*$%&@##
&$~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~$&
#@@&%$*~^¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨^~*$%&@@#
&%$**~^^¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨^^~**$%&
@@@&%$*~^¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨^~*$%&@@@
&&&%**~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~**%&&&
##@@&$*~^¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨^~*$&@@##
#@@&%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%&@@#
@@@&%$*~^¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨^~*$%&@@@
@@%***~¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨~***%@@
#@@&%$*~^¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨^~*$%&@@#
@@@&%$*~^¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨^~*$%&@@@
@&&&%$*~^¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨^~*$%&&&@
@@@&%$*~^¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨^~*$%&@@@
@&$*~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~*$&@
##@@&%*~^¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨^~*%&@@##
@%*~^¨¨¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨¨¨^~*%@
##@&%$*~^¨ ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ ¨^~*$%&@##
&$*~¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~*$&
&&%*~^^¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨^^~*%&&
##@&%$*~^¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨^~*$%&@##
##@&%$*~^¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨^~*$%&@##
@@&$*~~¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨~~*$&@@
@&$$*^^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^^*$$&@
#@@&%$*~^¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨^~*$%&@@#
@@&$*^¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨^*$&@@
@&&$*~¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨~*$&&@
@&%%$**~^¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨^~**$%%&@
#@@&%$*~^¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨^~*$%&@@#
#@@&%$*~^¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨^~*$%&@@#
#@@&%$*~^¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨^~*$%&@@#
#@@&%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%&@@#
##@&%$*~^¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨^~*$%&@##
&&$~¨¨¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~$&&
@%*~~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~~*%@
@&%%**~¨¨¨ &&& * &&& ¨¨¨~**%%&@
#@@&%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%&@@#
#@@&%$*~^¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨^~*$%&@@#
#@@&%$*~^¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨^~*$%&@@#
@@@&%$*~^¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨^~*$%&@@@
&%*~¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨~*%&
#@@&%$*~^¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨^~*$%&@@#
@&$*~¨¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨¨~*$&@
@@%$*~^^^¨ ¨^^^~*$%@@
#@@&%$*~^¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨^~*$%&@@#
#@@&%$*~^¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨^~*$%&@@#
@&%%%$*~^¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨^~*$%%%&@
#@@&%$*~^¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨^~*$%&@@#
#@@&%$*~^¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨^~*$%&@@#
@%%%$$*~^¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨^~*$$%%%@
&$$$~^¨¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨¨^~$$$&
##@&%$*~^¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨^~*$%&@##
@&$***~~^¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨^~~***$&@
##@@&$*~^¨ ¨^~*$&@@##
&%*~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨¨¨~*%&
##@&%$*~^¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨^~*$%&@##
#@@&%$*~^¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨^~*$%&@@#
##@&%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%&@##
#@@&%$*~^¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨^~*$%&@@#
@@@&%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%&@@@
##@&%$*~^¨ && * && ¨^~*$%&@##
##@@%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%@@##
#@@&%$*~^¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨^~*$%&@@#
##@@&$*~^¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨^~*$&@@##
@%%*^^¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨^^*%%@
@&$$$$*~^¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨^~*$$$$&@
#@@&%$*~^¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨^~*$%&@@#
@%%$$$*~^¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨^~*$$$%%@
#@@&%$*~^¨ LIKED IT! ¨^~*$%&@@#
@&%$~~^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^~~$%&@
@%$$*^¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨^*$$%@
#@@&%$*~^¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨^~*$%&@@#
@@%*~~^^¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨^^~~*%@@
@&$~~~^¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨^~~~$&@
&&%%%$*~^¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨^~*$%%%&&
#@@&%$*~^¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨^~*$%&@@#
##@@&%*~^¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨^~*%&@@##
##@&%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%&@##
&&%%**~~^¨ & * & ¨^~~**%%&&
##@&%$*~^¨ ¨^~*$%&@##
#@@&%$*~^¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨^~*$%&@@#
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