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.,«\%%¤@## \\\ MC DONALDS \\\ ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##@¤%%\«,.
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.,«\%%¤@## , CHEESEBURGER , ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## , NUGGETS , ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ##@¤%%\«,.
....«\%%@@ , FRIES , @@%%\«....
.,«\%%¤¤@# , CARBONATED WATER , #@¤¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤### , BIG MAC , ###¤%%\«,.
.....«%%@@ , COFFEE , @@%%«.....
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.,«\%%¤@## ¤¤¤¤¤ \ ¤¤¤¤¤ ##@¤%%\«,.
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.,«\%%¤@## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##@¤%%\«,.
...,«\%¤@@ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK @@¤%\«,...
.,«\%%¤@## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\\\%%%@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @%%%\\\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤¤@# #@¤¤%%\«,.
.....,«%%@ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. @%%«,.....
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.,«%%¤@### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###@¤%%«,.
.,«\%%¤@## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤¤@# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #@¤¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%%%@# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #@%%%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##@¤%%\«,.
....,«%%%¤ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¤%%%«,....
....,«\%%¤ ¤%%\«,....
...,««%¤¤¤ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¤¤¤%««,...
.«\%%¤@### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###@¤%%\«.
....,\%¤¤# ,. THE GOLDEN M ., #¤¤%\,....
...,,,«\%¤ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¤%\«,,,...
.,«\%%¤¤@# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #@¤¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## NEW AND FRESH. ##@¤%%\«,.
......«\%¤ ¤%\«......
....,«\%¤# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #¤%\«,....
.,«\%%¤@## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##@¤%%\«,.
.,««««%%¤¤ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¤¤%%««««,.
.,«\%%¤@## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%@### AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ###@%%\«,.
.,«\%¤@### ###@¤%\«,.
.,«\%%%%¤¤ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¤¤%%%%\«,.
......,«%¤ FOREVER. ¤%«,......
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.,«\%%¤@## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##@¤%%\«,.
....,\\%%¤ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¤%%\\,....
.,«\%%¤@## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##@¤%%\«,.
...,,\%%%¤ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¤%%%\,,...
.,«\\%%¤¤¤ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¤¤¤%%\\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##@¤%%\«,.
,«\%%¤@### ###@¤%%\«,
.....,«%%¤ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¤%%«,.....
.....,\\%¤ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¤%\\,.....
.,«\\%%%%¤ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¤%%%%\\«,.
......,\%@ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP @%\,......
.,«\%%¤@## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤¤@# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #@¤¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## ##@¤%%\«,.
...,,««%%@ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING @%%««,,...
.,«\%%¤@## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##@¤%%\«,.
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.,«\%%¤¤@@ WHICH HE DID. @@¤¤%%\«,.
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.,«\%%¤@@@ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED @@@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤¤@# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #@¤¤%%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##@¤%%\«,.
..,««\%%%¤ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¤%%%\««,..
.......«%¤ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¤%«.......
.,«\%%%¤@# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #@¤%%%\«,.
.,«««\%¤¤¤ LIKED IT! ¤¤¤%\«««,.
.,«\%%¤@## ##@¤%%\«,.
.,«\%¤@### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ###@¤%\«,.
.,«\%%¤@## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##@¤%%\«,.
....,«\%¤@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @¤%\«,....
.,«\\\\%%¤ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¤%%\\\\«,.
.....«\%%¤ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¤%%\«.....
.,«\%%¤@## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##@¤%%\«,.
......,«%¤ OVER THE PLANET. ¤%«,......
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