The  Golden          
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A  Thousand Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart, Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long. In The Day  She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She  Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few  Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted. And Soon  Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid  The Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All  That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind  Of A Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In The Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of The  Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!