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,^=:%&£### FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ###£&%:=^,
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,^=:%&£### NIGHT SHE POACHED. ###£&%:=^,
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,,,,^=%££# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #££%=^,,,,
,,,^^==%££ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ££%==^^,,,
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,^=:%&£### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%&£### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%&£### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%&£### NEW AND FRESH. ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%&£### ###£&%:=^,
,,^^^:::&£ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL £&:::^^^,,
,^=:%&£### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%&&&## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##&&&%:=^,
,^=:%&£### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%&£### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%&£### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ###£&%:=^,
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,^=:%&£### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%&£### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%&#### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ####&%:=^,
,^=:%&&&## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##&&&%:=^,
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,^=:%&£### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ###£&%:=^,
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,^=:%&£### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###£&%:=^,
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,^=:%&£### WHICH HE DID. ###£&%:=^,
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,,,,^=%%&£ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT £&%%=^,,,,
,^=:%&£### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%&£### LIKED IT! ###£&%:=^,
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,^=:%&£### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ###£&%:=^,
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,^=:%&£### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ###£&%:=^,
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,^=:%&£### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###£&%:=^,
,^=:%£#### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ####£%:=^,
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