the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that  of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind of a  hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of the  cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!