the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long. in  the  day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there  came a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as  such he of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that  of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly  fell  into infamity. however he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!