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¶¶¶§$%;«.. . CHEESEBURGER . ..«;%$§¶¶¶
##¶§$%;«.. . NUGGETS . ..«;%$§¶##
###§$%;«.. . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ..«;%$§###
##¶§$%;«.. . FRIES . ..«;%$§¶##
¶¶¶§$%;«.. . CARBONATED WATER . ..«;%$§¶¶¶
¶§§§$%;«.. . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ..«;%$§§§¶
###¶$%;«.. . BIG MAC . ..«;%$¶###
##¶§$%;«.. . COFFEE . ..«;%$§¶##
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¶$%«««.... IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ....«««%$¶
§§%%%;;«.. LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ..«;;%%%§§
¶§§%;«««.. FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ..«««;%§§¶
###¶§$%;.. FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ..;%$§¶###
¶§$;...... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ......;$§¶
##¶§$%;«.. REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ..«;%$§¶##
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¶¶$%;«.... BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ....«;%$¶¶
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#¶$;;..... SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT .....;;$¶#
§$;««..... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT .....««;$§
¶§§$%««... OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ...««%$§§¶
§%;;«..... PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .....«;;%§
##¶§$%;«.. THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ..«;%$§¶##
¶§$%;;;«.. NIGHT SHE POACHED. ..«;;;%$§¶
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###¶§$%;«. AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART .«;%$§¶###
#§%%;«.... HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ....«;%%§#
##¶§$%;«.. .. THE GOLDEN M .. ..«;%$§¶##
##¶§$%;«.. AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ..«;%$§¶##
#§§$$%;«.. THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ..«;%$$§§#
##¶§$%;«.. DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ..«;%$§¶##
¶§%;...... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ......;%§¶
#¶§%%;.... NEW AND FRESH. ....;%%§¶#
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¶$;....... HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL .......;$¶
¶$%%;;«... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ...«;;%%$¶
##¶§$%;«.. TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ..«;%$§¶##
#§$%;..... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT .....;%$§#
#§§§$%;«.. HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ..«;%$§§§#
§§%«...... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ......«%§§
#§$$%;«... AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ...«;%$$§#
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##¶§$%;«.. SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ..«;%$§¶##
###§$%;«.. FOREVER. ..«;%$§###
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§$$%%;;«.. AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ..«;;%%$$§
§%««...... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ......««%§
§$;«...... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ......«;$§
##¶§$%;«.. (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ..«;%$§¶##
##¶§$%;«.. COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ..«;%$§¶##
###§$%;«.. IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ..«;%$§###
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§%;....... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN .......;%§
##¶§$%;«.. THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ..«;%$§¶##
¶¶¶§$%;«.. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ..«;%$§¶¶¶
¶$%««..... WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP .....««%$¶
§§§%;..... TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM .....;%§§§
¶§§§$%;«.. SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ..«;%$§§§¶
##¶§$%;«.. (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ..«;%$§¶##
##¶§$%;«.. QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ..«;%$§¶##
##¶§$%;«.. WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ..«;%$§¶##
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¶§%;«..... ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING .....«;%§¶
§§$;;..... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE .....;;$§§
¶¶$;«..... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. .....«;$¶¶
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¶§§§$%;«.. WHICH HE DID. ..«;%$§§§¶
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¶$%%«..... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED .....«%%$¶
§$$%«..... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON .....«%$$§
##¶§$%;«.. EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ..«;%$§¶##
¶§%;;..... UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .....;;%§¶
##¶§$%;«.. EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ..«;%$§¶##
#§$$$%;«.. INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ..«;%$$$§#
¶¶$%%;;«.. LIKED IT! ..«;;%%$¶¶
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¶¶§$;«.... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ....«;$§¶¶
##¶§$%;«.. A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ..«;%$§¶##
##¶§$%;«.. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ..«;%$§¶##
###¶§$;«.. WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ..«;$§¶###
##¶§$%;«.. FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ..«;%$§¶##
#¶$$;«.... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ....«;$$¶#
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