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,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$$¤¤## ##¤¤$$†~,,
,,,,~†¤@## ,, ,, ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ,, ,, ##@¤†~,,,,
,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$ M $¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,~$$¤@ LETS HEAR IT FOR @¤$$~,,,,,
,,~†$¤@### ††† MC DONALDS ††† ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,,†¤## ##¤†,,,,,,
,,,~††$$$@ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR @$$$††~,,,
,,,,,~$$@# #@$$~,,,,,
,,~†$@#### , CHEESEBURGER , ####@$†~,,
,,,~~†¤¤@@ , NUGGETS , @@¤¤†~~,,,
,,,,,†††¤@ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , @¤†††,,,,,
,,~†$¤@### , FRIES , ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### , CARBONATED WATER , ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### , BIG MAC , ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,,~$¤# , COFFEE , #¤$~,,,,,,
,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,~~$$¤@ @@@@@ † @@@@@ @¤$$~~,,,,
,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$$¤¤@# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #@¤¤$$†~,,
,,,~~$$¤¤# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #¤¤$$~~,,,
,,,~~†¤@@# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #@@¤†~~,,,
,,~†$¤@### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤#### ####¤$†~,,
,,,,,~$@@@ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. @@@$~,,,,,
,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,~~$¤@ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT @¤$~~,,,,,
,,,,~~††¤@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @¤††~~,,,,
,,,,,,~$$@ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME @$$~,,,,,,
,,~†$¤@### PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ###@¤$†~,,
,,~††$$¤@# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #@¤$$††~,,
,,~†$¤@### NIGHT SHE POACHED. ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†¤@#### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ####@¤†~,,
,,~†$¤@### ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,†$$$@ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. @$$$†,,,,,
,,~†$¤@### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,,~$¤@ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. @¤$~,,,,,,
,,,,,,†¤## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##¤†,,,,,,
,,,,~$$$@# NEW AND FRESH. #@$$$~,,,,
,,~†$$$@@# #@@$$$†~,,
,,,~~$$$$@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @$$$$~~,,,
,,~†$¤@### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ###@¤$†~,,
,,~$¤@#### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ####@¤$~,,
,,~†$¤¤¤## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##¤¤¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,,†$¤@ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. @¤$†,,,,,,
,,,,~~~$@# #@$~~~,,,,
,~†$¤@#### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ####@¤$†~,
,,,,~$$$$@ FOREVER. @$$$$~,,,,
,,,,~$$¤¤# #¤¤$$~,,,,
,,~†$¤@### @@@ † @@@ ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤¤¤@# CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE #@¤¤¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@@## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##@@¤$†~,,
,,,,~$¤@@# COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #@@¤$~,,,,
,,,,~$$$$@ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. @$$$$~,,,,
,,~†††$¤@# #@¤$†††~,,
,,,,,,†¤@# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #@¤†,,,,,,
,,~†$¤¤@@# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #@@¤¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,~††$@# WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP #@$††~,,,,
,,~†$¤@### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,,,†¤# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #¤†,,,,,,,
,,~†$¤¤¤## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##¤¤¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,††$@@ @@$††,,,,,
,,~†$¤@### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,,†$¤# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #¤$†,,,,,,
,,†$¤@#### ####@¤$†,,
,,~†$¤@### WHICH HE DID. ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,†††¤@# #@¤†††,,,,
,,,~~~†$@@ @@ † @@ @@$†~~~,,,
,,~†$¤¤@## ##@¤¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,,,†$@ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON @$†,,,,,,,
,,~~†††$@@ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. @@$†††~~,,
,,,,,,†¤## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##¤†,,,,,,
,,,,,~††¤@ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT @¤††~,,,,,
,~†$¤@#### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ####@¤$†~,
,,,,,,,~$@ LIKED IT! @$~,,,,,,,
,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,~~†¤@ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY @¤†~~,,,,,
,,~†$¤@### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$@#### WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ####@$†~,,
,,~††$$@## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##@$$††~,,
,,~†$¤@### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ###@¤$†~,,
,,,~~~$$@@ OVER THE PLANET. @@$$~~~,,,
,,~†$¤#### ####¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### @ † @ ###@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@@@@ @@@@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤¤@@# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #@@¤¤$†~,,
,,,,,~$$¤# #¤$$~,,,,,
,,,,,,†¤## ##¤†,,,,,,
,,~†$¤@@@# #@@@¤$†~,,
,,~†$¤@### ###@¤$†~,,
,,,,,†$$¤@ @¤$$†,,,,,