the   golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in  the  day  she slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as  such he of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was  kind of a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that  earth holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!