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........,~                * MC EGG *                ~,........
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..........    MC EGG, FROM MARIGOLD CINDUSTRIES     ..........
..........           "THE EGG YOU CAN EAT"          ..........
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.......... ONE AND  A HALF  DOLLARS A PIECE,  MAYBE ..........
.......... TWO   FOR    TWO   IF    YOU'RE    LUCKY ..........
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........,~           IT'S INCREDIBLY SAFE.          ~,........
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......,~^* NO  INVOLUNTARY  MENTAL  REACH WOULD  BE *^~,......
.....,~^*@ ALLOWED,  THE  EGG'S CENTER  WOULD  KEEP @*^~,.....
....,~^*@#    STILL IN AN OSCILLATING ENVIRONMENT   #@*^~,....
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