The   Golden        
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A  Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place  Long. In  The Day She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold Her Wares,  And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern Had Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became A Little Too  Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And Soon  Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of  A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind Of A Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The  Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of The  Cart By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!