the   golden        
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in  the  day  she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old tavern had  their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of a cook, and  even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the process  of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed  out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!