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.......:»\ .. :: »» the golden »» :: .. \»:.......
........:» ##£@*= m =*@£## »:........
.........: :.........
........:» lets hear it for »:........
.......:»\ \\\ mc donalds \\\ \»:.......
......:»\= =\»:......
.....:»\=* what can i do ya for *=\»:.....
....:»\=*@ @*=\»:....
...:»\=*@£ : cheeseburger : £@*=\»:...
..:»\=*@£# : nuggets : #£@*=\»:..
.:»\=*@£## : double cheeseburger : ##£@*=\»:.
..:»\=*@£# : fries : #£@*=\»:..
...:»\=*@£ : carbonated water : £@*=\»:...
....:»\=*@ : bearnaise dip sauce : @*=\»:....
.....:»\=* : big mac : *=\»:.....
......:»\= : coffee : =\»:......
.......:»\ \»:.......
........:» @@@@@ \ @@@@@ »:........
.........: :.........
........:» it all began a thousand years ago in »:........
.......:»\ like the eighteenth century. a dark \»:.......
......:»\= figure emerged from a tavern after a =\»:......
.....:»\=* few years apprenticeship, with an idea. *=\»:.....
....:»\=*@ it was illegal to sell food in the @*=\»:....
...:»\=*@£ region for everybody except that tavern. £@*=\»:...
..:»\=*@£# #£@*=\»:..
.:»\=*@£## but marigold didn't care. ##£@*=\»:.
..:»\=*@£# #£@*=\»:..
...:»\=*@£ she began putting dried lizard meat £@*=\»:...
....:»\=*@ between two bread slices, operating out @*=\»:....
.....:»\=* of a cart, not staying in the same *=\»:.....
......:»\= place long. in the day she slept, in =\»:......
.......:»\ the eve she sold her wares, and in the \»:.......
........:» night she poached. »:........
.........: :.........
........:» after a few years, marigolds food cart »:........
.......:»\ had a reputation. she called it \»:.......
......:»\= :. the golden m .: =\»:......
.....:»\=* and people talked about the golden m. *=\»:.....
....:»\=*@ the old tavern had their monopoly and @*=\»:....
...:»\=*@£ didn't change their menu much. £@*=\»:...
..:»\=*@£# marigolds secret lizard foodcart was #£@*=\»:..
.:»\=*@£## new and fresh. ##£@*=\»:.
..:»\=*@£# #£@*=\»:..
...:»\=*@£ however, she became a little too well £@*=\»:...
....:»\=*@ known. the taverns men hot on her @*=\»:....
.....:»\=* trail, she could stay a shorter and *=\»:.....
......:»\= shorter time in each location. she felt =\»:......
.......:»\ hunted. and soon enough there came a \»:.......
........:» time when they started watching for her »:........
.........: at the gates of every village. :.........
........:» »:........
.......:»\ so she hid the cart, and disappeared, \»:.......
......:»\= forever. =\»:......
.....:»\=* *=\»:.....
....:»\=*@ @@@ \ @@@ @*=\»:....
...:»\=*@£ £@*=\»:...
..:»\=*@£# after thirty years, a man named #£@*=\»:..
.:»\=*@£## nicholas found the cart. he was a ##£@*=\»:.
..:»\=*@£# cursed entrepreneur (they all are #£@*=\»:..
...:»\=*@£ (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of £@*=\»:...
....:»\=*@ course thought it a good idea to follow @*=\»:....
.....:»\=* in marigolds foodsteps. *=\»:.....
......:»\= =\»:......
.......:»\ he wasn't all that of a cook, and even \»:.......
........:» though some recognized the golden m, he »:........
.........: quickly fell into infamity. however he :.........
........:» was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop »:........
.......:»\ trying. the tavern didn't care for him \»:.......
......:»\= since nobody bought his food anyway =\»:......
.....:»\=* (and also they had expanded too *=\»:.....
....:»\=*@ quickly, succumbed to corruption, and @*=\»:....
...:»\=*@£ was in the process of falling apart). £@*=\»:...
..:»\=*@£# #£@*=\»:..
.:»\=*@£## angry at everyone for not understanding ##£@*=\»:.
..:»\=*@£# his food, he vowed to leave #£@*=\»:..
...:»\=*@£ kirugu vargir entierly. £@*=\»:...
....:»\=*@ @*=\»:....
.....:»\=* which he did. *=\»:.....
......:»\= =\»:......
.......:»\ @@ \ @@ \»:.......
........:» »:........
.........: we dont know much about how he traveled :.........
........:» or where, but eventually he ended up on »:........
.......:»\ earth in the fifties. \»:.......
......:»\= upon finding out that earth holds no =\»:......
.....:»\=* edible lizards, he settled for cow meat *=\»:.....
....:»\=*@ instead, and to his joy, the earth folk @*=\»:....
...:»\=*@£ liked it! £@*=\»:...
..:»\=*@£# #£@*=\»:..
.:»\=*@£## then he got scammed out of the cart by ##£@*=\»:.
..:»\=*@£# a man named mickey mac donalds, who #£@*=\»:..
...:»\=*@£ renamed the business after himself. £@*=\»:...
....:»\=*@ while nicholas quickly perished, mickey @*=\»:....
.....:»\=* funneled his inherited billions into *=\»:.....
......:»\= the project, and quickly expanded all =\»:......
.......:»\ over the planet. \»:.......
........:» »:........
.........: @ \ @ :.........
........:» »:........
.......:»\ and the rest is history! \»:.......
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