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###&@$†~., LETS HEAR IT FOR ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., ††† MC DONALDS ††† ,.~†$@##
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&@$††.,,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,,.††$@&
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&$~~.,,,,, . CHEESEBURGER . ,,,,,.~~$&
###&@$†~., . NUGGETS . ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ,.~†$@##
&&$$$†~,,, . FRIES . ,,,~†$$$&&
###&@$†~., . CARBONATED WATER . ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., . BIG MAC . ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., . COFFEE . ,.~†$@##
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###&@$†~., IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,.~†$@##
##@$~~,,,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,,~~$@##
&@$$$†.,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,.†$$$@&
#@$$~.,,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,,.~$$@#
&@@@†††~., REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,.~†††@@@&
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,.~†$@##
#&$†.,,,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,,,.†$
###&@$†~., NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,.~†$@##
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###&@$†~., AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., ., THE GOLDEN M ,. ,.~†$@##
&&@$~..,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,..~$@&&
###&@$†~., THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,.~†$@##
#&$†~~~~., MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,.~~~~†$
###&@$†~., NEW AND FRESH. ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@##
&@@@$~.,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,.~$@@@&
###&@$†~., KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,.~†$@##
&&$~,,,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,,,~$&&
#@$$†.,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,.†$$@#
###&@$†~., TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,.~†$@##
####@$†~., AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,.~†$@####
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,.~†$@##
##&$~.,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,.~$#
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###&@$†~., AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,.~†$@##
##@†...,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,...†@##
###&@$†~., COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,.~†$@##
####&@†~., QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,.~†@###
###&@$†~., WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,.~†$@##
#@$$$~,,,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,,,~$$$@#
###&@$†~., KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,.~†$@##
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###&@$†~., WHICH HE DID. ,.~†$@##
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###&@$†~., WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,.~†$@##
&@†..,,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,,..†@&
###&@$†~., EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,.~†$@##
&@@$~~~~., UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,.~~~~$@@&
#@$~~.,,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,,.~~$@#
#&@@@$†~., INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,.~†$@@@
#&&@@$†~., LIKED IT! ,.~†$@@&
###&@$†~., ,.~†$@##
###&@$†~., THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,.~†$@##
&@$†~.,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,.~†$@&
####&@$†~. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. .~†$@###
#&&&@$†~., WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,.~†$@&&
&@††~,,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,,~††@&
#&&@@$†~., THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,.~†$@@&
###&@$†~., OVER THE PLANET. ,.~†$@##
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###&@$†~., AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,.~†$@##
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