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,,,,,,,-^† ,,  ,,   --   THE   GOLDEN   --  ,,   ,, †^-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£              #@£§£† M †£§£@#             £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§                                          §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,-^†£§@             LETS HEAR IT FOR             @§£†^-,,,,
,,,-^†£§@#            ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^            #@§£†^-,,,
,,-^†£§@##                                          ##@§£†^-,,
,,,-^†£§@# WHAT     CAN     I     DO     YA     FOR #@§£†^-,,,
,,,,-^†£§@                                          @§£†^-,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§             , CHEESEBURGER ,             §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£               , NUGGETS ,                £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-^†         , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ,          †^-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£                 , FRIES ,                £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§           , CARBONATED WATER ,           §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,-^†£§@          , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ,         @§£†^-,,,,
,,,-^†£§@#               , BIG MAC ,                #@§£†^-,,,
,,-^†£§@##                , COFFEE ,                ##@§£†^-,,
,,,-^†£§@#                                          #@§£†^-,,,
,,,,-^†£§@               §§§§§ ^ §§§§§              @§£†^-,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§                                          §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£ IT  ALL BEGAN  A THOUSAND  YEARS AGO  IN £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-^† LIKE  THE  EIGHTEENTH  CENTURY.  A  DARK †^-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£ FIGURE  EMERGED  FROM  A  TAVERN AFTER A £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§ FEW YEARS  APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,-^†£§@ IT  WAS  ILLEGAL TO  SELL  FOOD  IN  THE @§£†^-,,,,
,,,-^†£§@# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #@§£†^-,,,
,,-^†£§@##                                          ##@§£†^-,,
,,,-^†£§@#        BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE.         #@§£†^-,,,
,,,,-^†£§@                                          @§£†^-,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§ SHE  BEGAN  PUTTING  DRIED  LIZARD  MEAT §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£ BETWEEN  TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-^† OF  A  CART, NOT  STAYING  IN  THE  SAME †^-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£ PLACE  LONG. IN  THE  DAY  SHE SLEPT, IN £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§ THE  EVE  SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,-^†£§@            NIGHT SHE POACHED.            @§£†^-,,,,
,,,-^†£§@#                                          #@§£†^-,,,
,,-^†£§@## AFTER  A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD  CART ##@§£†^-,,
,,,-^†£§@# HAD   A   REPUTATION.   SHE  CALLED   IT #@§£†^-,,,
,,,,-^†£§@            ,, THE GOLDEN M ,,            @§£†^-,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§ AND PEOPLE TALKED  ABOUT  THE  GOLDEN M. §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£ THE OLD  TAVERN  HAD THEIR  MONOPOLY AND £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-^†      DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH.      †^-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£   MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS   £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§              NEW AND FRESH.              §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,-^†£§@                                          @§£†^-,,,,
,,,-^†£§@# HOWEVER,  SHE  BECAME A LITTLE  TOO WELL #@§£†^-,,,
,,-^†£§@## KNOWN.  THE   TAVERNS  MEN  HOT  ON  HER ##@§£†^-,,
,,,-^†£§@# TRAIL,  SHE  COULD STAY  A  SHORTER  AND #@§£†^-,,,
,,,,-^†£§@ SHORTER  TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT @§£†^-,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§ HUNTED.  AND SOON  ENOUGH  THERE CAME  A §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR  HER £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-^† AT   THE   GATES   OF   EVERY   VILLAGE. †^-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£                                          £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§ SO  SHE  HID THE CART, AND  DISAPPEARED, §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,-^†£§@                 FOREVER.                 @§£†^-,,,,
,,,-^†£§@#                                          #@§£†^-,,,
,,-^†£§@##                 §§§ ^ §§§                ##@§£†^-,,
,,,-^†£§@#                                          #@§£†^-,,,
,,,,-^†£§@ AFTER   THIRTY   YEARS,  A   MAN   NAMED @§£†^-,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§ NICHOLAS  FOUND  THE  CART.  HE   WAS  A §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£     CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE    £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-^† (CURSED, I  MEAN)) AND  AS  SUCH  HE  OF †^-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£ COURSE THOUGHT  IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§         IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS.          §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,-^†£§@                                          @§£†^-,,,,
,,,-^†£§@# HE WASN'T  ALL THAT  OF A COOK, AND EVEN #@§£†^-,,,
,,-^†£§@## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED  THE GOLDEN M, HE ##@§£†^-,,
,,,-^†£§@# QUICKLY FELL  INTO  INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #@§£†^-,,,
,,,,-^†£§@ WAS  KIND  OF A HARDHAT  AND DIDN'T STOP @§£†^-,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T  CARE  FOR HIM §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£ SINCE  NOBODY  BOUGHT  HIS  FOOD  ANYWAY £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-^† (AND   ALSO   THEY  HAD   EXPANDED   TOO †^-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£  QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND   £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§ WAS  IN  THE PROCESS OF FALLING  APART). §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,-^†£§@                                          @§£†^-,,,,
,,,-^†£§@# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT  UNDERSTANDING #@§£†^-,,,
,,-^†£§@## HIS    FOOD,    HE   VOWED    TO   LEAVE ##@§£†^-,,
,,,-^†£§@#          KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY.         #@§£†^-,,,
,,,,-^†£§@                                          @§£†^-,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§               WHICH HE DID.              §£†^-,,,,,
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,,,,,,,-^†                 §§ ^ §§                  †^-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£                                          £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§ WE DONT  KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,-^†£§@ OR WHERE,  BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON @§£†^-,,,,
,,,-^†£§@#          EARTH IN THE FIFTIES.           #@§£†^-,,,
,,-^†£§@## UPON FINDING  OUT  THAT  EARTH HOLDS  NO ##@§£†^-,,
,,,-^†£§@# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED  FOR COW MEAT #@§£†^-,,,
,,,,-^†£§@ INSTEAD, AND  TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK @§£†^-,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§                 LIKED IT!                §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£                                          £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-^† THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF  THE CART  BY †^-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-^†£ A  MAN  NAMED  MICKEY  MAC DONALDS,  WHO £†^-,,,,,,
,,,,,-^†£§    RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF.   §£†^-,,,,,
,,,,-^†£§@  WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @§£†^-,,,,
,,,-^†£§@#   FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO   #@§£†^-,,,
,,-^†£§@## THE  PROJECT, AND  QUICKLY  EXPANDED ALL ##@§£†^-,,
,,,-^†£§@#             OVER THE PLANET.             #@§£†^-,,,
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,,,,,-^†£§                  § ^ §                   §£†^-,,,,,
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,,,,,,,-^†         AND THE REST IS HISTORY!         †^-,,,,,,,
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