The   Golden        
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A  Thousand Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The Day  She Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few  Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About The  Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern Had  Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The   Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough  There Came A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid The Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A  Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly  Fell  Into Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind Of A  Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care  For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In The  Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,    He    Vowed   To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding  Out That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He  Got  Scammed Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And  Quickly Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!