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..,«%¤@### ..  ,,   ««  the   golden   ««   ,,   .. ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####             ###@¤% m %¤@###              ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###                                          ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####             lets hear it for             ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###            ;;; mc donalds ;;;            ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                                          ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### what     can     i     do     ya     for ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                                          ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###             , cheeseburger ,             ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####               , nuggets ,                ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###          , double cheeseburger ,         ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                 , fries ,                ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###           , carbonated water ,           ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####         , bearnaise dip sauce ,          ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###                , big mac ,               ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                , coffee ,                ####@¤%«,.
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.,«%¤@####               @@@@@ ; @@@@@              ####@¤%«,.
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.,«%¤@#### it all  began a  thousand  years ago  in ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### region for everybody except that tavern. ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                                          ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###        but marigold didn't care.         ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                                          ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### between two bread slices, operating  out ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### place long.  in  the day  she  slept, in ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### the eve she sold  her wares, and in  the ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####            night she poached.            ####@¤%«,.
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.,«%¤@#### after a few years,  marigolds food  cart ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### had   a  reputation.   she   called   it ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####            ,. the golden m .,            ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### and people  talked  about the  golden m. ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### the  old tavern  had  their monopoly and ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###      didn't change their menu much.      ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###              new and fresh.              ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                                          ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### however, she became  a little  too  well ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### shorter  time in each location. she felt ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### hunted.  and  soon enough there  came  a ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### time  when they started watching for her ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### at   the   gates   of   every   village. ###@¤%«,..
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..,«%¤@### so she hid  the cart,  and  disappeared, ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                 forever.                 ####@¤%«,.
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.,«%¤@####                @@@ ; @@@                 ####@¤%«,.
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.,«%¤@#### after   thirty  years,   a   man   named ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### course  thought it a good idea to follow ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###          in marigolds foodsteps.         ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                                          ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### he wasn't  all that of a cook,  and even ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### though some recognized the golden  m, he ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### quickly fell  into  infamity. however he ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### was kind  of  a hardhat  and didn't stop ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### (and   also   they   had   expanded  too ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### was in the  process of  falling  apart). ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                                          ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### angry at  everyone for not understanding ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###          kirugu vargir entierly.         ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                                          ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###               which he did.              ###@¤%«,..
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..,«%¤@###                  @@ ; @@                 ###@¤%«,..
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..,«%¤@### we dont know much  about how he traveled ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### or  where, but eventually he ended up on ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###          earth in the fifties.           ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###                 liked it!                ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####                                          ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@### then  he got scammed out of the  cart by ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###   renamed the business after himself.    ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@####  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###   funneled his inherited billions into   ###@¤%«,..
.,«%¤@#### the  project, and  quickly expanded  all ####@¤%«,.
..,«%¤@###             over the planet.             ###@¤%«,..
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..,«%¤@###                   @ ; @                  ###@¤%«,..
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..,«%¤@###         and the rest is history!         ###@¤%«,..
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