the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares,  and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!