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¨¨¨¨¨~=&## ¨¨ ~~ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ~~ ¨¨ ##&=~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~**# ####&* M *&#### #**~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~*## ##*~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### LETS HEAR IT FOR ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### === MC DONALDS === ####&*=~~¨
¨¨~~=*&### ###&*=~~¨¨
¨~~=*&#### WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~==&# #&==~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### ~ NUGGETS ~ ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### ~ FRIES ~ ####&*=~~¨
¨¨~~~*&&&# ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ #&&&*~~~¨¨
¨¨¨¨~=&&&# ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ #&&&=~¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### ~ BIG MAC ~ ####&*=~~¨
¨¨~~~*&### ~ COFFEE ~ ###&*~~~¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~*# ##### = ##### #*~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨~~=*&#### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ####&*=~~¨
¨~~~~=*### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###*=~~~~¨
¨~~=*&#### FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~==&# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #&==~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*&# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #&*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~=*&## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##&*=~~¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ####&*=~~¨
¨~~~~=&&## ##&&=~~~~¨
¨~~=*&#### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~=*&# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #&*=~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=***&## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##&***=~~¨
¨¨¨~==&### NIGHT SHE POACHED. ###&==~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~*&## ##&*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*&# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #&*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### ~¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨~ ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~**# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #**~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~=&# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #&=~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=&##### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #####&=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### NEW AND FRESH. ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ####&*=~~¨
~~=*&##### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #####&*=~~
¨¨¨¨¨~~=&# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #&=~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~**&## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##&**~~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~**&## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##&**~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~=&# #&=~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨~~~=*## FOREVER. ##*=~~~¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~~==&# #&==~~~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~=&&# ### = ### #&&=~~¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ####&*=~~¨
¨¨~~~*&&## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##&&*~~~¨¨
¨~~=*&#### CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨~~=&## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##&=~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~*### COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ###*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨~~~*&# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #&*~~~¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~=&&# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #&&=~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~===&## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##&===~¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨~==&&## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##&&==~¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&&### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###&&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨~***## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##***~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~*&## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##&*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~=*&# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #&*=~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### WHICH HE DID. ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### ## = ## ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=***### ###***=~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~=**# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #**=~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~*&# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #&*~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~=*&# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #&*=~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~=&## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##&=~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ####&*=~~¨
¨¨~~~~*&## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##&*~~~~¨¨
¨~~=*&#### LIKED IT! ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~*## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##*~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=*&#### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=****&# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #&****=~~¨
¨¨~~==*&## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##&*==~~¨¨
¨~~=*&#### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ####&*=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ####&*=~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~=*# OVER THE PLANET. #*=~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~~*# #*~~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~~*# # = # #*~~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~=***### ###***=~~¨
¨~~=*&#### AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ####&*=~~¨
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