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\»^....... ##£§§† M †§§£## .......^»\
»^........ ........^»
^......... LETS HEAR IT FOR .........^
.......... \\\ MC DONALDS \\\ ..........
^......... .........^
»^........ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ........^»
\»^....... .......^»\
†\»^...... ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ......^»\†
§†\»^..... ^ NUGGETS ^ .....^»\†§
§§†\»^.... ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ....^»\†§§
£§§†\»^... ^ FRIES ^ ...^»\†§§£
#£§§†\»^.. ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ..^»\†§§£#
##£§§†\»^. ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ .^»\†§§£##
#£§§†\»^.. ^ BIG MAC ^ ..^»\†§§£#
£§§†\»^... ^ COFFEE ^ ...^»\†§§£
§§†\»^.... ....^»\†§§
§†\»^..... §§§§§ \ §§§§§ .....^»\†§
†\»^...... ......^»\†
\»^....... IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .......^»\
»^........ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ........^»
^......... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A .........^
.......... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ..........
^......... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE .........^
»^........ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ........^»
\»^....... .......^»\
†\»^...... BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ......^»\†
§†\»^..... .....^»\†§
§§†\»^.... SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ....^»\†§§
£§§†\»^... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ...^»\†§§£
#£§§†\»^.. OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ..^»\†§§£#
##£§§†\»^. PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .^»\†§§£##
#£§§†\»^.. THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ..^»\†§§£#
£§§†\»^... NIGHT SHE POACHED. ...^»\†§§£
§§†\»^.... ....^»\†§§
§†\»^..... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART .....^»\†§
†\»^...... HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ......^»\†
\»^....... ^. THE GOLDEN M .^ .......^»\
»^........ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ........^»
^......... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND .........^
.......... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ..........
^......... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS .........^
»^........ NEW AND FRESH. ........^»
\»^....... .......^»\
†\»^...... HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ......^»\†
§†\»^..... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER .....^»\†§
§§†\»^.... TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ....^»\†§§
£§§†\»^... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ...^»\†§§£
#£§§†\»^.. HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ..^»\†§§£#
##£§§†\»^. TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER .^»\†§§£##
#£§§†\»^.. AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ..^»\†§§£#
£§§†\»^... ...^»\†§§£
§§†\»^.... SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ....^»\†§§
§†\»^..... FOREVER. .....^»\†§
†\»^...... ......^»\†
\»^....... §§§ \ §§§ .......^»\
»^........ ........^»
^......... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED .........^
.......... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ..........
^......... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE .........^
»^........ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ........^»
\»^....... COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .......^»\
†\»^...... IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ......^»\†
§†\»^..... .....^»\†§
§§†\»^.... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ....^»\†§§
£§§†\»^... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ...^»\†§§£
#£§§†\»^.. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ..^»\†§§£#
##£§§†\»^. WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP .^»\†§§£##
#£§§†\»^.. TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ..^»\†§§£#
£§§†\»^... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ...^»\†§§£
§§†\»^.... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ....^»\†§§
§†\»^..... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND .....^»\†§
†\»^...... WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ......^»\†
\»^....... .......^»\
»^........ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ........^»
^......... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE .........^
.......... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ..........
^......... .........^
»^........ WHICH HE DID. ........^»
\»^....... .......^»\
†\»^...... §§ \ §§ ......^»\†
§†\»^..... .....^»\†§
§§†\»^.... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ....^»\†§§
£§§†\»^... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ...^»\†§§£
#£§§†\»^.. EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ..^»\†§§£#
##£§§†\»^. UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .^»\†§§£##
#£§§†\»^.. EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ..^»\†§§£#
£§§†\»^... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ...^»\†§§£
§§†\»^.... LIKED IT! ....^»\†§§
§†\»^..... .....^»\†§
†\»^...... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ......^»\†
\»^....... A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO .......^»\
»^........ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ........^»
^......... WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY .........^
.......... FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ..........
^......... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL .........^
»^........ OVER THE PLANET. ........^»
\»^....... .......^»\
†\»^...... § \ § ......^»\†
§†\»^..... .....^»\†§
§§†\»^.... AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ....^»\†§§
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