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,.~:^£#@## LETS HEAR IT FOR ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# ::: MC DONALDS ::: #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #£^:~.,,,,
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,,.~:^£#@# . CHEESEBURGER . #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## . NUGGETS . ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ . FRIES . @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# . CARBONATED WATER . #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# . BIG MAC . #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## . COFFEE . ##@#£^:~.,
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,,,.~:^£#@ ##### : ##### @#£^:~.,,,
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,,,.~:^£#@ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ ., THE GOLDEN M ,. @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# NEW AND FRESH. #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ FOREVER. @#£^:~.,,,
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,,,.~:^£#@ ### : ### @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# WHICH HE DID. #£^:~.,,,,
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,.~:^£#@## ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# LIKED IT! #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #£^:~.,,,,
,,,.~:^£#@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @#£^:~.,,,
,,.~:^£#@# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #@#£^:~.,,
,,,.~:^£#@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @#£^:~.,,,
,,,,.~:^£# OVER THE PLANET. #£^:~.,,,,
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,,.~:^£#@# # : # #@#£^:~.,,
,.~:^£#@## ##@#£^:~.,
,,.~:^£#@# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #@#£^:~.,,
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