The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A  Thousand Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place  Long.  In The Day  She Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About  The Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern Had  Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became A  Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea  To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind  Of A Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In  The Process  Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And To  His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!