,,,-†*%¤£@ @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% ,, ,, -- THE GOLDEN -- ,, ,, %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ #@£¤%* M *%¤£@# ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ LETS HEAR IT FOR @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# ††† MC DONALDS ††† #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% , CHEESEBURGER , %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* , NUGGETS , *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ , FRIES , ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ , CARBONATED WATER , £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# , BIG MAC , #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ , COFFEE , @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ ¤¤¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤¤¤ ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ NIGHT SHE POACHED. @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ NEW AND FRESH. £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ FOREVER. @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ ¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤ @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% WHICH HE DID. %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% ¤¤ † ¤¤ %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% LIKED IT! %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @£¤%*†-,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ OVER THE PLANET. £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% ¤ † ¤ %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-†* *†-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-†*% AND THE REST IS HISTORY! %*†-,,,,,,
,,,,,-†*%¤ ¤%*†-,,,,,
,,,,-†*%¤£ £¤%*†-,,,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ @£¤%*†-,,,
,,-†*%¤£@# #@£¤%*†-,,
,,,-†*%¤£@ @£¤%*†-,,,