~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ ¨¨ ,, ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ,, ¨¨ ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ #@#&@% M %@&#@# ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#@#&@%\~,¨ ¨,~\%@&#@#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ \\\ MC DONALDS \\\ ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , NUGGETS , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , FRIES , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , CARBONATED WATER , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ , BIG MAC , ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ , COFFEE , ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ &&&&& \ &&&&& ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#@#&@%\~,¨ ¨,~\%@&#@#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#@#&@%\~,¨ ¨,~\%@&#@#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#@#&@%\~,¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨,~\%@&#@#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ &&& \ &&& ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#@#&@%\~,¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨,~\%@&#@#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ && \ && ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#@#&@%\~,¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨,~\%@&#@#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#@#&@%\~,¨ & \ & ¨,~\%@&#@#
@#&@%\~,¨¨ ¨¨,~\%@&#@
#&@%\~,¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨,~\%@&#
&@%\~,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,~\%@&
@%\~,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,~\%@
%\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\%
\~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~\
~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~