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¨¨¨¨,«;†$# #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† ¨¨ ,, «« THE GOLDEN «« ,, ¨¨ †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ ####$† M †$#### $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## LETS HEAR IT FOR ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨,«;†$### ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ###$†;«,¨¨
¨,«;†$#### ####$†;«,¨
¨¨,«;†$### WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ###$†;«,¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# , CHEESEBURGER , #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ , NUGGETS , $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ , FRIES , $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# , CARBONATED WATER , #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨,«;†$### , BIG MAC , ###$†;«,¨¨
¨,«;†$#### , COFFEE , ####$†;«,¨
¨¨,«;†$### ###$†;«,¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## ##### ; ##### ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨,«;†$### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###$†;«,¨¨
¨,«;†$#### ####$†;«,¨
¨¨,«;†$### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###$†;«,¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨,«;†$### ###$†;«,¨¨
¨,«;†$#### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ####$†;«,¨
¨¨,«;†$### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###$†;«,¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# NEW AND FRESH. #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨,«;†$### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ###$†;«,¨¨
¨,«;†$#### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ####$†;«,¨
¨¨,«;†$### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###$†;«,¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## FOREVER. ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨,«;†$### ###$†;«,¨¨
¨,«;†$#### ### ; ### ####$†;«,¨
¨¨,«;†$### ###$†;«,¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨,«;†$### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###$†;«,¨¨
¨,«;†$#### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ####$†;«,¨
¨¨,«;†$### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###$†;«,¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨,«;†$### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###$†;«,¨¨
¨,«;†$#### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ####$†;«,¨
¨¨,«;†$### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###$†;«,¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# WHICH HE DID. #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† ## ; ## †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨,«;†$### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###$†;«,¨¨
¨,«;†$#### UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ####$†;«,¨
¨¨,«;†$### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ###$†;«,¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# LIKED IT! #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨,«;†$### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###$†;«,¨¨
¨,«;†$#### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ####$†;«,¨
¨¨,«;†$### OVER THE PLANET. ###$†;«,¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## ##$†;«,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# # ; # #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,«;† AND THE REST IS HISTORY! †;«,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,«;†$ $†;«,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,«;†$# #$†;«,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,«;†$## ##$†;«,¨¨¨
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