the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the  eve she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the  old  tavern had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as  such he of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind of  a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!