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@##@¤%†«^¨ ¨¨ ^^ «« THE GOLDEN «« ^^ ¨¨ ¨^«†%¤@##@
@#@¤†«¨¨¨¨ #@#@¤% M %¤@#@# ¨¨¨¨«†¤@#@
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#@#@¤%†«^¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨^«†%¤@#@#
#@¤¤¤%†«^¨ ††† MC DONALDS ††† ¨^«†%¤¤¤@#
#@#@¤%†«^¨ ¨^«†%¤@#@#
#@#@¤%†«^¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨^«†%¤@#@#
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##@#@%†«^¨ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨^«†%@#@##
#@#@¤%†«^¨ ^ NUGGETS ^ ¨^«†%¤@#@#
@%«^¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨^«%@
#@#@¤%†«^¨ ^ FRIES ^ ¨^«†%¤@#@#
@@@@¤%†«^¨ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ¨^«†%¤@@@@
@#@%%%†«^¨ ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ¨^«†%%%@#@
@##@¤%†«^¨ ^ BIG MAC ^ ¨^«†%¤@##@
##@@¤%†«^¨ ^ COFFEE ^ ¨^«†%¤@@##
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@¤¤¤%†««^¨ @@@@@ † @@@@@ ¨^««†%¤¤¤@
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@@¤†«¨¨¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨¨¨«†¤@@
#@#@¤%†«^¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨^«†%¤@#@#
##¤¤¤%†«^¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨^«†%¤¤¤##
##@#@¤%†^¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨^†%¤@#@##
###@¤%†«^¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨^«†%¤@###
#@%†††^¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨^†††%@#
@¤¤††^^^^¨ ¨^^^^††¤¤@
#@#@¤%†«^¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨^«†%¤@#@#
###@¤%†«^¨ ¨^«†%¤@###
@@#@¤%†«^¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨^«†%¤@#@@
@%%«^¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨^«%%@
##@#¤%†«^¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨^«†%¤#@##
@#@¤¤%†«^¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨^«†%¤¤@#@
#@#@¤%†«^¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨^«†%¤@#@#
@##@¤%†«^¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨^«†%¤@##@
##@¤¤%†«^¨ ¨^«†%¤¤@##
##¤¤%«^^¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨^^«%¤¤##
###@¤%†«^¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨^«†%¤@###
#@#@¤%†«^¨ ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ ¨^«†%¤@#@#
@¤¤¤†††«^¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨^«†††¤¤¤@
@%%«^¨¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨¨^«%%@
#@#@¤%†«^¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨^«†%¤@#@#
@#@¤¤%†«^¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨^«†%¤¤@#@
##@%†«^^¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨^^«†%@##
#¤%†««^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^««†%¤#
@@¤†^¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨^†¤@@
@@%†^¨¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨¨^†%@@
#@#@¤%†«^¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨^«†%¤@#@#
@@#@¤%†«^¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨^«†%¤@#@@
@#@@¤%†«^¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨^«†%¤@@#@
@@¤¤¤%†«^¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨^«†%¤¤¤@@
@@%†^^¨¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨¨^^†%@@
#@#@¤%†«^¨ ¨^«†%¤@#@#
@@@@¤%†«^¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨^«†%¤@@@@
#@%«««¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨«««%@#
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#@#@¤%†«^¨ @@@ † @@@ ¨^«†%¤@#@#
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##@@¤%†«^¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨^«†%¤@@##
@@#@¤%†«^¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨^«†%¤@#@@
@@#@¤%†«^¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨^«†%¤@#@@
#@#@¤%†«^¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨^«†%¤@#@#
#@#@¤%†«^¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨^«†%¤@#@#
@@¤¤†«^¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨^«†¤¤@@
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@%%%%†««^¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨^««†%%%%@
@##@¤%†«^¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨^«†%¤@##@
#¤†«^¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨^«†¤#
#@#@¤%†«^¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨^«†%¤@#@#
##¤¤¤%†«^¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨^«†%¤¤¤##
##¤¤¤%†«^¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨^«†%¤¤¤##
@@%%†^¨¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨¨^†%%@@
@#¤†^¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨¨¨¨^†¤#@
#@#@¤%†«^¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨^«†%¤@#@#
###@¤%†«^¨ ¨^«†%¤@###
#@#@¤%†«^¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨^«†%¤@#@#
#@#@¤%†«^¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨^«†%¤@#@#
#@#@¤%†«^¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨^«†%¤@#@#
##@%%%†«^¨ ¨^«†%%%@##
##@#@%†«^¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨^«†%@#@##
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#¤¤¤†«^^^¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨^^^«†¤¤¤#
#@@¤%%†«^¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨^«†%%¤@@#
@@%††^¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨^††%@@
@#¤%««¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨««%¤#@
@@%%«¨¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨«%%@@
#@#@¤%†«^¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨^«†%¤@#@#
##@@¤%†«^¨ LIKED IT! ¨^«†%¤@@##
###@¤%†«^¨ ¨^«†%¤@###
#@#@¤%†«^¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨^«†%¤@#@#
#@#@¤%†«^¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨^«†%¤@#@#
#@#@¤%†«^¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨^«†%¤@#@#
##@#¤%†«^¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨^«†%¤#@##
@@¤%«^¨¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨¨^«%¤@@
@@@%«¨¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨¨«%@@@
##¤¤%«««^¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨^«««%¤¤##
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@@#@¤%†«^¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨^«†%¤@#@@
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