the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about  the golden m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became  a little too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!