the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place long.  in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares, and  in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds food  cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there  came a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of  a cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in  the  process of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out  of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!