the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a  thousand years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the day she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years, marigolds  food  cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked about  the  golden  m. 
 the  old tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and soon  enough  there  came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't  all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!