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,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
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,-=†§§*&@@ ,, -- == THE GOLDEN == -- ,, @@&*§§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§ M §*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
,,-=†§*&&@ LETS HEAR IT FOR @&&*§†=-,,
,-=††††*&& ††† MC DONALDS ††† &&*††††=-,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##@&*§†=-,
,,,-††§*@@ @@*§††-,,,
,-=†§&@@## - CHEESEBURGER - ##@@&§†=-,
,-=†§*&@## - NUGGETS - ##@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@@ - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - @@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# - FRIES - #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†*&@@## - CARBONATED WATER - ##@@&*†=-,
,,,,--††*& - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - &*††--,,,,
,-=†§*&@@# - BIG MAC - #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@@ - COFFEE - @@@&*§†=-,
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,,,,,,-=§& &&&&& † &&&&& &§=-,,,,,,
,,,,,-††*& &*††-,,,,,
,-=†§*&@@@ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN @@@&*§†=-,
,,,,,--†*@ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK @*†--,,,,,
,-=†§*&@@# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #@@&*§†=-,
,,,,,-†§*& REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. &*§†-,,,,,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
,,,,,-†§*@ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT @*§†-,,,,,
,,,,,-††*& BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT &*††-,,,,,
,,,-=†§&@@ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME @@&§†=-,,,
,-=†§*&@@@ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN @@@&*§†=-,
,,,-†§§§&& THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE &&§§§†-,,,
,-=†§*&@@# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@@ @@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§§§*&@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @&*§§§†=-,
,-=†§*&@## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##@&*§†=-,
,,,,,=§*&@ -, THE GOLDEN M ,- @&*§=,,,,,
,-=†§*&@@# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #@@&*§†=-,
,-===§**&& DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. &&**§===-,
,-=†§*&&@@ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS @@&&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# NEW AND FRESH. #@@&*§†=-,
-=†§*&@@## ##@@&*§†=-
,-=†§§*&@@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @@&*§§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§§**&@ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT @&**§§†=-,
,,,--†§§§& HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A &§§§†--,,,
,-=†§*&@## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##@&*§†=-,
,,,,--=†§& AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. &§†=--,,,,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #@@&*§†=-,
,,,,,,-†§& FOREVER. &§†-,,,,,,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# &&& † &&& #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@@ @@@&*§†=-,
,,,,===†§& AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED &§†===,,,,
,-=†§*&@@@ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A @@@&*§†=-,
,-=†††**@@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @@**†††=-,
,-=†§*&@@# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #@@&*§†=-,
,---==†*@@ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW @@*†==---,
,-=†*&@@## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##@@&*†=-,
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,,-=†††§*& HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN &*§†††=-,,
,-=†§*&@@# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP #@@&*§†=-,
-=†§*&@@## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##@@&*§†=-
,,,,,===§& SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY &§===,,,,,
,-=†§§*&&@ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO @&&*§§†=-,
,-=†§**&@@ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND @@&**§†=-,
,,,,,==†*& WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). &*†==,,,,,
,,,,--†**& &**†--,,,,
,-=†§*&@## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##@&*§†=-,
,-=†§§§&&& HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE &&&§§§†=-,
,,,,--=§&@ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. @&§=--,,,,
,-=†§**&&@ @&&**§†=-,
,-=††§*&@@ WHICH HE DID. @@&*§††=-,
,-=§*&@@## ##@@&*§=-,
,,,,--†*&@ && † && @&*†--,,,,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
,,,-†§**&& WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED &&**§†-,,,
,-=†§*&@## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##@&*§†=-,
,,,,=§**@@ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. @@**§=,,,,
,-=†§*&@@@ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO @@@&*§†=-,
,--==§§&&@ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT @&&§§==--,
,,,,=§§*&@ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK @&*§§=,,,,
,,,,-=§§*& LIKED IT! &*§§=-,,,,
,-=†§*&@## ##@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #@@&*§†=-,
-=†§*&@@## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##@@&*§†=-
,,,,,-†*&@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @&*†-,,,,,
,-=†§*&@@# OVER THE PLANET. #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*@@## & † & ##@@*§†=-,
,-====†*&@ @&*†====-,
,-=†§*&@@@ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! @@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§§§*@@ @@*§§§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@@ @@@&*§†=-,
,-=†§*&@@# #@@&*§†=-,
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