The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began  A Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long. In  The Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About The  Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There  Came A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid  The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good  Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That  Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind Of  A  Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In  The Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He   Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed Out Of The  Cart By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!