,,,^^†%§@@                                          @@§%†^^,,,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@@@                                          @@@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††††††§                                          §††††††~^,
,,^^††%%§# ,,   ^^   ~~   The   Golden  ~~   ^^  ,, #§%%††^^,,
,,,,,^†††§             ##@§%† M †%§@##              §†††^,,,,,
,^~††%§###                                          ###§%††~^,
,^††%§@###             Lets Hear It For             ###@§%††^,
,^~††%§@##            ††† Mc donalds †††            ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%%%%§ What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For §%%%%††~^,
,^~†%§@###                                          ###@§%†~^,
,^~††%§@##             ^ Cheeseburger ^             ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@##               ^ Nuggets ^                ##@§%††~^,
,,,^††%%§#         ^ Double cheeseburger ^          #§%%††^,,,
,^~††%§@##                ^ Fries ^                 ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@##           ^ Carbonated Water ^           ##@§%††~^,
,^~††§@###         ^ Bearnaise Dip sauce ^          ###@§††~^,
,^~††%§@##               ^ Big mac ^                ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§§@#                ^ Coffee ^                #@§§%††~^,
,^^~~~†%§§                                          §§%†~~~^^,
,^~††%§@@#               §§§§§ † §§§§§              #@@§%††~^,
,,,,,~~††§                                          §††~~,,,,,
,,,^^~~††§ It  All Began A  Thousand  Years  Ago In §††~~^^,,,
,,,^~†††%@ Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark @%†††~^,,,
,,,,,,~~†§ Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern  After A §†~~,,,,,,
,^~††%§@## Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In The ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. ##@§%††~^,
,,,,~††%§§                                          §§%††~,,,,
,^~††%§@##         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        ##@§%††~^,
,,,,^††§@@                                          @@§††^,,,,
,,,,~†††§# She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat #§†††~,,,,
,,,~~††§§# Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out #§§††~~,,,
,^~††%§@## Of  A  Cart, Not  Staying  In  The  Same ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## Place Long. In  The  Day  She  Slept, In ##@§%††~^,
,,,,^~†§§§ The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And  In  The §§§†~^,,,,
,^~††§@###            Night She Poached.            ###@§††~^,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††††††§ After A  Few  Years, MarigoldS Food Cart §††††††~^,
,^~††%§@## Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It ##@§%††~^,
,^~††††§@#            ^, The Golden M ,^            #@§††††~^,
,^~††%§@## And  People Talked  About  The Golden M. ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## The Old Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly  And ##@§%††~^,
,,,,~††%%§      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      §%%††~,,,,
,^^^~††%@#   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   #@%††~^^^,
,,,^~~†§@@              New And Fresh.              @@§†~~^,,,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## However, She  Became  A  Little Too Well ##@§%††~^,
,,,^^†††%§ Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her §%†††^^,,,
,^~††%§@@# Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And #@@§%††~^,
,,,^††%§§§ Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt §§§%††^,,,
,^~††%§@## Hunted.  And Soon  Enough  There  Came A ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%%%§§ Time  When They Started Watching For Her §§%%%††~^,
,^~††††%%@ At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. @%%††††~^,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§### So  She  Hid The Cart, And  Disappeared, ###§%††~^,
^~††%§@###                 Forever.                 ###@§%††~^
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@##                 §§§ † §§§                ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named ##@§%††~^,
,,,,~††%§# Nicholas   Found  The  Cart.  He  Was  A #§%††~,,,,
,^~††%§@##    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## (Cursed,  I Mean))  And  As  Such He  Of ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@@#          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         #@@§%††~^,
,,,^^~†%@#                                          #@%†~^^,,,
,^~††%§@## He  Wasn'T All That  Of A Cook, And Even ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## Quickly Fell Into Infamity.  However  He ##@§%††~^,
,,,,,,~†§# Was  Kind  Of A Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop #§†~,,,,,,
,,,,^~~†§# Trying.  The  Tavern Didn'T Care For Him #§†~~^,,,,
,^~†††%%%@ Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway @%%%†††~^,
,^~††%§### (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too ###§%††~^,
,,,,~~~~†§   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  §†~~~~,,,,
,,,,^^^††§ Was  In The  Process Of  Falling Apart). §††^^^,,,,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,,,,,^~†%§ Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding §%†~^,,,,,
,,,,,~†§@@ His   Food,    He   Vowed    To    Leave @@§†~,,,,,
,^~††%§@##         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~†††%%§#              Which He Did.               #§%%†††~^,
,^~††%§###                                          ###§%††~^,
,,,,~†%§@#                  §§ † §§                 #@§%†~,,,,
,^^^^~††§#                                          #§††~^^^^,
,^~††%§@@@ We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled @@@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@##           Earth In The Fifties.          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## Upon  Finding Out  That  Earth Holds  No ##@§%††~^,
,,,,,^†††§ Edible Lizards, He Settled  For Cow Meat §†††^,,,,,
,^^^†††%§# Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk #§%†††^^^,
,^~††%§@##                Liked It!                 ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## Then He Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart  By ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%§@## A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%%%§#    Renamed The Business After Himself.   #§%%%††~^,
,,,,,,~††§ While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  §††~,,,,,,
,^~††%§@##   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   ##@§%††~^,
,,,^^^††%§ The  Project,  And Quickly Expanded  All §%††^^^,,,
,,,,^~†††§             Over The Planet.             §†††~^,,,,
,^~††%%%§@                                          @§%%%††~^,
,,,^~††††§                  § † §                   §††††~^,,,
,^~††%§@##                                          ##@§%††~^,
,^~††%%%§@         And The Rest Is History!         @§%%%††~^,
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,^~††%§###                                          ###§%††~^,
,,,,,^~†%§                                          §%†~^,,,,,
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