the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged from  a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long. in  the  day  she slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the  process of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the  cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!