The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place Long.  In  The  Day She  Slept, In 
 The Eve  She Sold Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years,  MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About  The Golden  M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There  Came A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid The  Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course Thought It  A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That  Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In The  Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out  That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!