The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A  Tavern After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In  The Day  She Slept, In 
 The Eve  She Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became  A Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It A Good  Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That Of A  Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into Infamity.  However  He 
 Was Kind Of  A Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The  Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To  His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!