the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long.  in  the  day she slept, in 
 the eve  she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a  cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind of a  hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of  the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!