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.......~~† †~~.......
........~~ lets hear it for ~~........
.........~ ††† mc donalds ††† ~.........
.......... ..........
.......... what can i do ya for ..........
.......... ..........
.........~ ~ cheeseburger ~ ~.........
........~~ ~ nuggets ~ ~~........
.......~~† ~ double cheeseburger ~ †~~.......
......~~†§ ~ fries ~ §†~~......
.....~~†§£ ~ carbonated water ~ £§†~~.....
....~~†§£& ~ bearnaise dip sauce ~ &£§†~~....
...~~†§£ ~ big mac ~ #&£§†~~...
..~~†§£# ~ coffee ~ ##&£§†~~..
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..~~†§£# it all began a thousand years ago in ##&£§†~~..
...~~†§£ like the eighteenth century. a dark #&£§†~~...
....~~†§£& figure emerged from a tavern after a &£§†~~....
.....~~†§£ few years apprenticeship, with an idea. £§†~~.....
......~~†§ it was illegal to sell food in the §†~~......
.......~~† region for everybody except that tavern. †~~.......
........~~ ~~........
.........~ but marigold didn't care. ~.........
.......... ..........
.......... she began putting dried lizard meat ..........
.......... between two bread slices, operating out ..........
.........~ of a cart, not staying in the same ~.........
........~~ place long. in the day she slept, in ~~........
.......~~† the eve she sold her wares, and in the †~~.......
......~~†§ night she poached. §†~~......
.....~~†§£ £§†~~.....
....~~†§£& after a few years, marigolds food cart &£§†~~....
...~~†§£ had a reputation. she called it #&£§†~~...
..~~†§£# ~. the golden m .~ ##&£§†~~..
.~~†§£## and people talked about the golden m. ###&£§†~~.
~~†§£### the old tavern had their monopoly and ####&£§†~~
.~~†§£## didn't change their menu much. ###&£§†~~.
..~~†§£# marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ##&£§†~~..
...~~†§£ new and fresh. #&£§†~~...
....~~†§£& &£§†~~....
.....~~†§£ however, she became a little too well £§†~~.....
......~~†§ known. the taverns men hot on her §†~~......
.......~~† trail, she could stay a shorter and †~~.......
........~~ shorter time in each location. she felt ~~........
.........~ hunted. and soon enough there came a ~.........
.......... time when they started watching for her ..........
.......... at the gates of every village. ..........
.......... ..........
.........~ so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ~.........
........~~ forever. ~~........
.......~~† †~~.......
......~~†§ &&& † &&& §†~~......
.....~~†§£ £§†~~.....
....~~†§£& after thirty years, a man named &£§†~~....
...~~†§£ nicholas found the cart. he was a #&£§†~~...
..~~†§£# cursed entrepreneur (they all are ##&£§†~~..
.~~†§£## (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ###&£§†~~.
~~†§£### course thought it a good idea to follow ####&£§†~~
.~~†§£## in marigolds foodsteps. ###&£§†~~.
..~~†§£# ##&£§†~~..
...~~†§£ he wasn't all that of a cook, and even #&£§†~~...
....~~†§£& though some recognized the golden m, he &£§†~~....
.....~~†§£ quickly fell into infamity. however he £§†~~.....
......~~†§ was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop §†~~......
.......~~† trying. the tavern didn't care for him †~~.......
........~~ since nobody bought his food anyway ~~........
.........~ (and also they had expanded too ~.........
.......... quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ..........
.......... was in the process of falling apart). ..........
.......... ..........
.........~ angry at everyone for not understanding ~.........
........~~ his food, he vowed to leave ~~........
.......~~† kirugu vargir entierly. †~~.......
......~~†§ §†~~......
.....~~†§£ which he did. £§†~~.....
....~~†§£& &£§†~~....
...~~†§£ && † && #&£§†~~...
..~~†§£# ##&£§†~~..
.~~†§£## we dont know much about how he traveled ###&£§†~~.
~~†§£### or where, but eventually he ended up on ####&£§†~~
.~~†§£## earth in the fifties. ###&£§†~~.
..~~†§£# upon finding out that earth holds no ##&£§†~~..
...~~†§£ edible lizards, he settled for cow meat #&£§†~~...
....~~†§£& instead, and to his joy, the earth folk &£§†~~....
.....~~†§£ liked it! £§†~~.....
......~~†§ §†~~......
.......~~† then he got scammed out of the cart by †~~.......
........~~ a man named mickey mac donalds, who ~~........
.........~ renamed the business after himself. ~.........
.......... while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ..........
.......... funneled his inherited billions into ..........
.......... the project, and quickly expanded all ..........
.........~ over the planet. ~.........
........~~ ~~........
.......~~† & † & †~~.......
......~~†§ §†~~......
.....~~†§£ and the rest is history! £§†~~.....
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