The   Golden        
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began A Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The  Day She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About The Golden  M. 
 The  Old  Tavern Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became A  Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon  Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He   Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity. However  He 
 Was  Kind Of A  Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care  For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!