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......^=†* §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ *†=^......
.......^=† § A THIRD POCKET OPERATOR, PO SIXTEEN. § †=^.......
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.........^ §    IT'S    A   CHILDREN'S    TOY,    § ^.........
.......... §   THEMED  AROUND   THE   SO-CALLED   § ..........
.......... §        "BIRD        FACTORY".        § ..........
.......... §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ ..........
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..........  THE BIRD FACTORY IS A RUMORED DUNGEON   ..........
.........^   IN THE FAR AND COLD MOUNTAINS, WHERE   ^.........
........^=  MONKS, SLAVES, OR CHILDREN (DIFFERING   =^........
.......^=†    BETWEEN ACCOUNTS) ARE CREATING THE    †=^.......
......^=†*            BIRDS OF THE WORLD.           *†=^......
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....^=†*@§  THE STORY GOES, THAT THE PEOPLE OF THE  §@*†=^....
...^=†*@§£   DUNGEON WOULD MINE FOR MINERALS THAT   £§@*†=^...
..^=†*@§£#       WERE SPRECKLED, OR OTHERWISE       #£§@*†=^..
.^=†*@§£##   INTERESTINGLY COLORED. THE MINERALS    ##£§@*†=^.
..^=†*@§£#  WOULD BE DIVIDED INTO VARIOUS SIZES AND #£§@*†=^..
...^=†*@§£        MADE INTO EGG-LIKE SHAPES.        £§@*†=^...
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.....^=†*@   THESE EGGS WOULD THEN BE PLACED IN A   @*†=^.....
......^=†* SPECIAL HATCHERY, UNTIL HATCHED, AND SO  *†=^......
.......^=†           ALL BIRDS WERE BORN.           †=^.......
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.........^  REGARDING THE LITTLE TOY MACHINE, WHAT  ^.........
..........    THE HECK, MAN, I MEAN, WHY DOES IT    ..........
..........         SOUND LIKE THIS? THERE'S         ..........
..........       = LIKE SOME USEABLE SOUNDS =       ..........
..........      = THREE FLAT OUT WEIRD SOUNDS =     ..........
..........    = AND ONE DRUM KIT THAT'S WHACK =     ..........
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