Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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@,@,@,,@,@ The Computer  Is A Very  Common Tool  In ,@@@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,, The Futures, And In  Some Ways Even Now. @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@ Its Job Is  To Do Vast  Amounts Of Small @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,, Calculations  In A Short Amount Of Time. @,@@,,@,@,
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@,@,@,@@,, Most Work  On  The Principles Of  Posing @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@ The  Problem On  A Hilbert Plane,  Which @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,, Is Then  Folded  Out  Of  Causality,  So @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@ That  Daemons   Can  Solve  The  Problem @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,,    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,,         Computer Manufacturer.)          @,@@,,@,@,
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@,@,@,@@,,   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@ Clerks To  Pray  To The "Gods" Of  Their @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,, Computer, Or  To The  Daemons  Doing The @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@ Work,   For   A  Quick  And  Fault  Free @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,,                Operation.                @,@@,,@,@,
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@,@,@,@@,,      Some Ubiquitous And Generally       @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    @,,@,@@,@,
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@,@,@,,@,@      ~~# Light A Scented Candle #~~      @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,,        ~~# For Quiet And Calm #~~        @,@@,,@,@,
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@,@,@,@@,,     ~~# Recite A Mantra Or Other #~~     @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@    ~~# Reassuring Message To Make #~~    @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,,     ~~# The Computer Comfortable #~~     @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@            ~~# And At Ease #~~           @,,@,@@,@,
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@,@,@,,@,@     ~~# Some Like To Say A Brief #~~     @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,,     ~~# Prayer For Solace, To Be #~~     @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@   ~~# Left Alone During Their Work #~~   @,,@,@@,@,
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@,@,@,,@,@    ~~# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #~~   @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,,     ~~# Or A Meal To The Machines #~~    @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@     ~~# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #~~    @,,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,,      ~~# The Daemons Are Allowed #~~     @,@@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,@       ~~# To Respond To This) #~~        @,,@,@@,@,
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A    Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As    In,   You   Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re  Using   Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A   Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code   Has    Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.