R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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&&.&.&.&.& TH3 COMPUT3R  1S 4  V3RY  COMMON TOOL 1N .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.& TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3  W4YS 3VEN NOW. .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.& 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO V4ST  4MOUNTS OF SM4LL .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF  T1M3. .&.&&.&.&.
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.&.&.&.&.& MOST WORK ON TH3  PR1NCIPL3S  OF  POS1NG .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.& TH3 PROBL3M  ON  4  H1LB3RT PL4N3, WH1CH .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY, SO .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.& TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.&    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.&         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          .&.&&.&.&.
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.&.&.&.&.&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.& CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO TH3  "GODS"  OF TH31R .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.& COMPUT3R,  OR  TO TH3 D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.& WORK,  FOR   4  QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT   FR3E .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.&                OP3R4T1ON.                .&.&&.&.&.
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.&.&.&.&.&      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    .&..&.&.&.
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&&.&.&.&.&      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.&        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        .&.&&.&.&.
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.&.&.&.&.&     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.&    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.&     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.&           ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~            .&..&.&.&.
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&&.&.&.&.&     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.&     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.&   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   .&..&.&.&.
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&&.&.&.&.&    ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~   .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.&     ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~    .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.&    ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~     .&..&.&.&.
.&.&.&.&.&      ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~     .&.&&.&.&.
&&.&.&.&.&        ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~       .&..&.&.&.
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           WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF           
           TO     B3     4    K1ND    OF    PR4Y3R?           
           4S   1N,    YOU   M4K3   4   CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,   B34UT1FUL,   4ND    US3LESS           
           4RT1FACT.   4S  1N,  YOU'R3  US1NG  YOUR           
           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK  FOR  4   H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
           COD3    H4S    BUGS,   LOTS    OF    1T.