RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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@......... THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN .....@.@.@
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.@@....... ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL .........@
.@@@...... CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. ..........
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...@@@.... MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING @@........
...@.@@... THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH @@@.......
.....@@@.. IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO @.@@......
.....@.@@. THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM ..@@@.....
.......@@@ WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE ..@.@@....
.......@.@ DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE @...@@@...
.........@ COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) @@..@.@@..
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.......... IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND .@@@..@.@@
@......... CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR .@.@@...@@
@@........ COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE ...@@@..@.
@@@....... WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE @..@.@@...
@.@@...... OPERATION. .@...@@@..
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..@.@@.... SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY @..@...@@@
@...@@@... NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: @@..@..@.@
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.@@...@@@. ==# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #== .@@@..@..@
.@@@..@.@@ ==# FOR QUIET AND CALM #== .@.@@..@..
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...@@@..@. ==# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #== ...@.@@..@
@..@.@@... ==# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #== .....@@@..
.@...@@@.. ==# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #== .....@.@@.
..@..@.@@. ==# AND AT EASE #== .......@@@
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@@..@..@.@ ==# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #== .........@
.@@..@...@ ==# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #== .........@
.@@@..@..@ ==# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #== ..........
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...@@@..@. ==# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #== @.........
...@.@@..@ ==# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #== .@........
.....@@@.. ==# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #== ..@.......
.....@.@@. ==# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #== ...@......
.......@@@ ==# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #== ....@.....
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER CODE GOLF
TO BE A KIND OF PRAYER?
AS IN, YOU MAKE A CONVOLUTED,
INTRICATE, BEAUTIFUL, AND USELESS
ARTIFACT. AS IN, YOU'RE USING YOUR
SKILLS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING,
...I'D ASK FOR A HANDFUL OF BUGS?
CODE HAS BUGS, LOTS OF IT.