R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
&,&&,&,,,, ======================================== ,&&,,,,,&&
,&&,&&&,,,                                          ,&,&,,,,&,
,&,&&,,&,, TH3  COMPUT3R  1S 4 V3RY COMMON TOOL  1N &&&&&,,,&&
&&&&,&,&&, TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND  1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. ,,,,,&,,&,
&,,,&&&&,& 1TS  JOB 1S TO  DO V4ST 4MOUNTS OF SM4LL ,,,,,&&,&&
,&,,&,,,&& C4LCULAT1ONS  1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. &,,,,&,&&,
,&&,&&,,&,                                          ,&,,,&&&,&
&&,&&,&,&& MOST  WORK ON  TH3  PR1NCIPL3S OF POS1NG ,&&,,&,,&&
,,&&,&&&&, TH3  PROBL3M ON  4 H1LB3RT PL4N3,  WH1CH ,&,&,&&,&,
,,&,&&,,,& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO ,&&&&&,&&&
&,&&&,&,,& TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M ,&,,,,&&,,
&&&,,&&&,&   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ,&&,,,&,&,
&,,&,&,,&& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 &&,&,,&&&&
,&,&&&&,&,          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         &,&&&,&,,,
,&&&,,,&&&                                          &&&,,&&&,,
,&,,&,,&,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &,,&,&,,&,
,&&,&&,&&, CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO TH3  "GODS"  OF TH31R &&,&&&&,&&
&&,&&,&&,& COMPUT3R,  OR  TO  TH3 D43MONS DO1NG TH3 &,&&,,,&&,
&,&&,&&,&& WORK,  FOR   4   QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT  FR3E ,&&,&,,&,&
,&&,&&,&&,                OP3R4T1ON.                &&,&&&,&&&
&&,&&,&&,&                                          &,&&,,&&,,
&,&&,&&,&&      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       ,&&,&,&,&,
&&&,&&,&&,    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,&,&&&&&&&
,,,&&,&&,&                                          &&&&,,,,,,
,,,&,&&,&&      ==# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #==      &,,,&,,,,,
,,,&&&,&&,        ==# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #==        ,&,,&&,,,,
,,,&,,&&,&                                          &&&,&,&,,,
,,,&&,&,&&     ==# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #==     ,,,&&&&&,,
,,,&,&&&&,    ==# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #==    &,,&,,,,&,
,,,&&&,,,&     ==# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #==     ,&,&&,,,&&
&,,&,,&,,&            ==# 4ND 4T 34SE #==           ,&&&,&,,&,
&&,&&,&&,&                                          &&,,&&&,&&
,,&&,&&,&&     ==# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #==     ,,&,&,,&&,
,,&,&&,&&,     ==# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #==     &,&&&&,&,&
&,&&&,&&,&   ==# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #==   ,&&,,,&&&&
,&&,,&&,&&                                          ,&,&,,&,,,
,&,&,&,&&,    ==# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #==   &&&&&,&&,,
,&&&&&&&,&    ==# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #==     &,,,,&&,&,
,&,,,,,,&&    ==# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #==     ,&,,,&,&&&
&&&,,,,,&,      ==# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #==     ,&&,,&&&,,
&,,&,,,,&&        ==# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #==       &&,&,&,,&,
&&,&&,,,&,                                          ,,&&&&&,&&
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           WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF           
           TO    B3    4    K1ND     OF     PR4Y3R?           
           4S   1N,   YOU   M4K3    4   CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,   B34UT1FUL,    4ND   US3LESS           
           4RT1FACT.  4S  1N,   YOU'R3  US1NG  YOUR           
           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK   FOR  4  H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
           COD3   H4S    BUGS,    LOTS    OF    1T.