R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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,&,&,&,&,& TH3  COMPUT3R 1S  4  V3RY COMMON TOOL 1N ,&,&,,&,,,
&&,&,&,&,, TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN  NOW. ,&,&,&&,,,
,&,&,&,&,& 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO  V4ST 4MOUNTS OF SM4LL ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,, C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF  T1M3. ,&,&,&&,&&
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,&,&,&,&,, MOST  WORK  ON TH3 PR1NCIPL3S  OF POS1NG ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,& TH3 PROBL3M  ON  4 H1LB3RT  PL4N3, WH1CH ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,, 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,& TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,,   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,,          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         ,&,&,&&,&&
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,&,&,&,&,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,& CL3RKS  TO  PR4Y TO  TH3 "GODS" OF TH31R ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,, COMPUT3R,  OR  TO TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG TH3 ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,& WORK,  FOR  4   QU1CK   4ND  F4ULT  FR3E ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,,                OP3R4T1ON.                ,&,&,&&,&&
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,&,&,&,&,,       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,&,&,,&,,&
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,&,&,&,&,&      ««# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #««      ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,,        ««# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #««        ,&,&,&&,&&
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,&,&,&,&,,     ««# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #««     ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,&    ««# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #««    ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,,     ««# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #««     ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,&           ««# 4ND 4T 34SE #««            ,&,&,,&,,&
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,&,&,&,&,&     ««# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #««     ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,,     ««# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #««     ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,&   ««# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #««   ,&,&,,&,,&
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,&,&,&,&,&    ««# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #««   ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,,     ««# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #««    ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,&     ««# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #««    ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,&,&,&,,     ««# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #««      ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&,&,&,&        ««# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #««       ,&,&,,&,,&
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