Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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@,,@,@,@,@ The  Computer Is A Very  Common  Tool In @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,, The Futures, And In Some Ways  Even Now. @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@ Its Job Is To  Do  Vast Amounts Of Small @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,, Calculations In A Short  Amount Of Time. @,@,@,@,@,
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@,@@,@,@,, Most Work  On The  Principles Of  Posing @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@ The Problem On A  Hilbert  Plane,  Which @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,, Is  Then Folded  Out  Of  Causality,  So @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@ That   Daemons  Can  Solve  The  Problem @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,,    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,,         Computer Manufacturer.)          @,@,@,@,@,
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@,@@,@,@,,   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@ Clerks To  Pray  To The  "Gods" Of Their @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,, Computer,  Or To The  Daemons  Doing The @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@ Work,  For   A  Quick  And  Fault   Free @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,,                Operation.                @,@,@,@,@,
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@,@@,@,@,,      Some Ubiquitous And Generally       @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    @,@,@,@,@,
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@,,@,@,@,@      ~~# Light A Scented Candle #~~      @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,,        ~~# For Quiet And Calm #~~        @,@,@,@,@,
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@,@@,@,@,,     ~~# Recite A Mantra Or Other #~~     @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@    ~~# Reassuring Message To Make #~~    @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,,     ~~# The Computer Comfortable #~~     @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@            ~~# And At Ease #~~           @,@,@,@,@,
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@,,@,@,@,@     ~~# Some Like To Say A Brief #~~     @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,,     ~~# Prayer For Solace, To Be #~~     @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@   ~~# Left Alone During Their Work #~~   @,@,@,@,@,
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@,,@,@,@,@   ~~# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #~~    @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,,     ~~# Or A Meal To The Machines #~~    @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@     ~~# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #~~    @,@,@,@,@,
@,@@,@,@,,      ~~# The Daemons Are Allowed #~~     @,@,@,@,@,
@,,@,@,@,@        ~~# To Respond To This) #~~       @,@,@,@,@,
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To     Be    A    Kind     Of    Prayer?           
           As    In,   You   Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.   As  In,  You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D   Ask  For  A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code   Has    Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.