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..-†§$§£@# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    #@£§$§†-..
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..-†§$§£@# UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND #@£§$§†-..
..-†§$§£## SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ##£§$§†-..
....†§§§§£ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY  CURED £§§§§†....
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..-†§$§£@@ THEN  SEALED  IN  A DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) @@£§$§†-..
......-§§£        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       £§§-......
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......†$§§ EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §§$†......
.......†$§ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE  THE GRACE §$†.......
..-†§$§£££ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL £££§$§†-..
..-†§$§£@# CLAIM  YOU. IT HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #@£§$§†-..
......†§§§ THIS DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM §§§†......
....†§§§§§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §§§§§†....
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..-†§§§$$§   § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   §$$§§§†-..
..-†§$§£@#  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   #@£§$§†-..
....-†§§§§    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     §§§§†-....
..-†§$§£@#                  NORSE.                  #@£§$§†-..
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..-†§$§£##   § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ##£§$§†-..
..-†§$§£@#  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  #@£§$§†-..
..-††§§§£@   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   @£§§§††-..
.......-§§         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          §§-.......
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..-†§$§£##  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ##£§$§†-..
..-†§$$$££   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ££$$$§†-..
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..-†§$§£@#   § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  #@£§$§†-..
....-††§§£  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   £§§††-....
..-†§$§£@#             CATS AT AGE NINE.            #@£§$§†-..
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.....-†$§£     § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     £§$†-.....
..-†§$§£@#     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     #@£§$§†-..
.....-†$$§     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      §$$†-.....
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..---†$$$§   § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    §$$$†---..
..-†§$§£@#             INTO DEEP SPACE.             #@£§$§†-..
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..-†§$§£@#   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   #@£§$§†-..
..-†§$§£@# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  #@£§$§†-..
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