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####$^:~,. UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND .,~:^$####
#$$::::~,. SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS .,~::::$$#
####$^:~,. SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED .,~:^$####
##^~...... - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ......~^##
####$^:~,. THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) .,~:^$####
####$^:~,. TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. .,~:^$####
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####$^:~,. EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL .,~:^$####
#^^::,.... LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ....,::^^#
#^~,,..... OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL .....,,~^#
#####^:~,. CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT .,~:^#####
##$:~,.... THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ....,~:$##
#####$^:~, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,~:^$#####
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####$^:~,. NOTABLE PERSONS WITH .,~:^$####
####$^:~,. UNICORN IMMORTALITY: .,~:^$####
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##^^~..... ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A .....~^^##
####$^:~,. THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD .,~:^$####
#####$:~,. IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD .,~:$#####
##^~...... NORSE. ......~^##
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####$^:~,. ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF .,~:^$####
#^^^~,.... PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ....,~^^^#
#$:~~~.... BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ....~~~:$#
####$^:~,. COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. .,~:^$####
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##$$^~.... ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ....~^$$##
#^^:,,.... NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ....,,:^^#
###^~..... FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS .....~^###
#$:~...... NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ......~:$#
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####$^:~,. ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN .,~:^$####
####$^:~,. MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY .,~:^$####
##$^~..... CATS AT AGE NINE. .....~^$##
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#^~,,,.... ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ....,,,~^#
####$^:~,. ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH .,~:^$####
####$^:~,. GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? .,~:^$####
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#$::,..... ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET .....,::$#
#$^^~~,,.. INTO DEEP SPACE. ..,,~~^^$#
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###$$^:~,. ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN .,~:^$$###
#^:,,,.... A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ....,,,:^#
##^^:,.... SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ....,:^^##
#$^^::~... REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ...~::^^$#
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