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,~=:=£@### PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ###@£=:=~,
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,~=:=££§§§ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND §§§££=:=~,
,~=:=£§@@# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #@@§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§### SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ###§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§@## - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##@§£=:=~,
,,,,,==:=§ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) §=:==,,,,,
,,,,,,~:£§ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. §£:~,,,,,,
,~=:=£§@## ##@§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§@## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ##@§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§@## LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ##@§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§@## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##@§£=:=~,
,,,,~==§@# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #@§==~,,,,
,,,===::£§ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM §£::===,,,
,~=:=£§@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@§£=:=~,
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,~=:=£§@## ======================================== ##@§£=:=~,
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,,,~==££§# NOTABLE PERSONS WITH #§££==~,,,
,~=:=£§@## UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ##@§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§@## ##@§£=:=~,
,,,,,==£§# = DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #§£==,,,,,
,,,,,~===§ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD §===~,,,,,
,,~~=:£§@@ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD @@§£:=~~,,
,~=:=£§### NORSE. ###§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§@@@ @@@§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§§§# = PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF #§§§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§@## PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ##@§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§@## BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ##@§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§@## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##@§£=:=~,
,,,,~==£§# #§£==~,,,,
,~=:=£§@## = AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##@§£=:=~,
,,,,,~:£@@ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A @@£:~,,,,,
,,,~~~~==§ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS §==~~~~,,,
,,,,=:=§§# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #§§=:=,,,,
,~=:=£§@## ##@§£=:=~,
,,,,,~:£§@ = A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN @§£:~,,,,,
,,,~:==£§# MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY #§£==:~,,,
,,,~~===§# CATS AT AGE NINE. #§===~~,,,
,~=:£§@### ###@§£:=~,
,~=:=£§@## = DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ##@§£=:=~,
,~=:=£§### ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ###§£=:=~,
,,,,===§§# GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? #§§===,,,,
,~=:=£§@## ##@§£=:=~,
,,,,,=:=£@ = TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET @£=:=,,,,,
,~=:=£§@## INTO DEEP SPACE. ##@§£=:=~,
,,,,,~::£§ §£::~,,,,,
,,,,~=:=§@ = OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN @§=:=~,,,,
,,,,~~:=§§ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, §§=:~~,,,,
,,,~~~=:£§ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO §£:=~~~,,,
,~=:=£§@## REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ##@§£=:=~,
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