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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨    TWO FORC3S                            ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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:~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~:
§:~~¨¨¨¨¨¨   SO TH3RE 4R3 TWO FORC3S OF N4TUR3 TO   ¨¨¨¨¨¨~~:§
¤§:~~¨¨¨¨¨  SP34K OF: ON3 1S SOM3 K1ND OF D1SGUST,  ¨¨¨¨¨~~:§¤
&¤§:~~¨¨¨¨     1F 1 TH1NK 4LLR1GHT, TH3RE'S C4TS    ¨¨¨¨~~:§¤&
#&¤§:~~¨¨¨     OUTS1D3 WHO W4NTS TO COM3 1NSID3,    ¨¨¨~~:§¤&#
##&¤§:~~¨¨ TH4T'S COOL, BUT WH4T 1F TH3Y W3RE R4TS? ¨¨~~:§¤&##
###&¤§:~~¨                                          ¨~~:§¤&###
##&¤§:~~¨¨  4ND SUDD3NLY 1T'S GROSS, 4ND TH3 R4TS   ¨¨~~:§¤&##
#&¤§:~~¨¨¨    4R3 UN4VO1DABL3, 4ND 3VERYTH1NG 1S    ¨¨¨~~:§¤&#
&¤§:~~¨¨¨¨    D1RTY 4ND O1LY 4ND 1NTRUSIV3, 1T'S    ¨¨¨¨~~:§¤&
¤§:~~¨¨¨¨¨ D4RK, GLOOMY 4ND F1LTHY 4ND PURPOS3LESS, ¨¨¨¨¨~~:§¤
§:~~¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨~~:§
:~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨   4ND 1N 4 W4Y 3VERYTH1NG 1S JUST B1G    ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~:
~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨  JOK3, TH3RE'S NO 3ND 1N S1GHT, 1T JUST  ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨   GO3S ON FOR3VER 4ND W3'V3 4LWAYS B3EN  ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨     H3RE 4ND TH3 GR1M3 1S 3VERYWHERE.    ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨    TH3 OTH3R FORC3 1S TH1S B3LONG1NG,    ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨     CONN3CT1NG, F1NDING 4 FOX 1N TH3     ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨  SUPPOS3DLY CLOS3D DOWN MYST3RY ZON3S,   ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~
:~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨  4ND TH3 F3EL1NG 1S TH4T 3VERYTH1NG 1S   ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~:
§:~~¨¨¨¨¨¨  NOT 4 JOK3 BUT 4 PLOT, 4 CONSP1R4CY 1N  ¨¨¨¨¨¨~~:§
¤§:~~¨¨¨¨¨     YOUR F4VOUR, 4ND W3'R3 GONN4 L1V3    ¨¨¨¨¨~~:§¤
&¤§:~~¨¨¨¨     FOR3VER, W3'V3 4LWAYS B3EN H3RE,     ¨¨¨¨~~:§¤&
#&¤§:~~¨¨¨  3VERYTH1NG F1TS TOG3THER, NOTH1NG'S 4   ¨¨¨~~:§¤&#
##&¤§:~~¨¨   PROBL3M, 3VERYTH1NG'S OK 4ND FORG1V3N  ¨¨~~:§¤&##
###&¤§:~~¨    4ND 3X4CTLY 4S 1T'S SUPPOS3D TO B3.   ¨~~:§¤&###
##&¤§:~~¨¨                                          ¨¨~~:§¤&##
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&¤§:~~¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨~~:§¤&
¤§:~~¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨~~:§¤
§:~~¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨~~:§
:~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~: