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....~~/=*¤                ~~*    *~~                ¤*=/~~....
...~~/=*¤¶              ~~*  LIFE  *~~              ¶¤*=/~~...
..~~/=*¤¶#                ~~*    *~~                #¶¤*=/~~..
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...~~/=*¤¶ ~  ~ * A  MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS * ~ ~ ¶¤*=/~~...
....~~/=*¤ ~   *   DOES   NOT    HELP.   WE   *   ~ ¤*=/~~....
.....~~/=* *     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     * *=/~~.....
....~~/=*¤ ~   *   WHAT    WE    ARE,   AND   *   ~ ¤*=/~~....
...~~/=*¤¶ ~  ~  *  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  *  ~  ~ ¶¤*=/~~...
..~~/=*¤¶# ~   *   ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   *    ~ #¶¤*=/~~..
.~~/=*¤¶## *    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    * ##¶¤*=/~~.
..~~/=*¤¶# ~  *  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  *  ~ #¶¤*=/~~..
...~~/=*¤¶ ~  ~ *  ENTAILS,  HOW  IT SHOULD  * ~  ~ ¶¤*=/~~...
....~~/=*¤ ~   *   BE   MEASURED,   WHO  OR   *   ~ ¤*=/~~....
.....~~/=* *    WHAT     IS    THE    ARBITER,    * *=/~~.....
....~~/=*¤ ~   *   AND   SO   INSTEAD   THERE  *  ~ ¤*=/~~....
...~~/=*¤¶ ~   ~   *    IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ¶¤*=/~~...
..~~/=*¤¶# SANCTIONED      LIST      *      ~     ~ #¶¤*=/~~..
.~~/=*¤¶## ~  ~  ~  ~ *  OF  CRITERIA  *  ~  ~  ~ ~ ##¶¤*=/~~.
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...~~/=*¤¶ - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ¶¤*=/~~...
....~~/=*¤ - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ¤*=/~~....
.....~~/=* - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  *=/~~.....
....~~/=*¤ - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ¤*=/~~....
...~~/=*¤¶ - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ¶¤*=/~~...
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