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.,,.¨.,~*% shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only %*~,.¨.,,.
¨,,.¨,..-:  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  :-..,¨.,,¨
¨.,.,.,¨,~ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ~,¨,.,.,.¨
.¨.,¨.,.,:         trigger void mart alarms.        :,.,.¨,.¨.
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,¨¨.¨,,,¨~ however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ~¨,,,¨.¨¨,
,,¨,,.,¨:« can  be  put on  you as  a punishment by «:¨,.,,¨,,
,¨¨,¨¨¨,~\ police,  and  you  are  to   wear   them \~,¨¨¨,¨¨,
.,,..¨.~^*           indefenitely forever           *^~.¨..,,.
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¨¨¨^«\*§¶@ ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨ @¶§*\«^¨¨¨
¨¨^«\*§¶@# ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ #@¶§*\«^¨¨
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.¨¨.:-\§#¶ while this is distressing  at  first and ¶#§\-:.¨¨.
,¨...:~^*£ can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most £*^~:...¨,
¨¨,,.¨--†† store  workers are sympathetic and  will ††--¨.,,¨¨
,,¨¨,.,:»= let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. =»:,.,¨¨,,
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           * probably not true, idk