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,,==§%§@## shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only ##@§%§==,,
.~=«»†§£££  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  £££§†»«=~.
,¨,::=†;%@ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only @%;†=::,¨,
,.-:%¤£¶@#        trigger void mart alarms.         #@¶£¤%:-.,
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,¨,¨-~^¤## however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ##¤^~-¨,¨,
¨,.,,-\:£# can be  put on  you as a  punishment  by #£:\-,,.,¨
,~»†^£%&&& police,   and  you  are   to  wear  them &&&%£^†»~,
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.-»††$@### can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most ###@$††»-.
¨--\**££## store workers  are sympathetic and  will ##££**\--¨
.^~:^&£¶## let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. ##¶£&^:~^.
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           * probably not true, idk