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..---\\$#@           .=== BATTERIES ===.            @#$\\---..
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.-=\%$##@@ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, @@##$%\=-.
.-=\%$#@## THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ##@#$%\=-.
.-=\%$#@##             TO COME TO HARM.             ##@#$%\=-.
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.....-\$$@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT @$$\-.....
.-=\%$#@## BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH ##@#$%\=-.
-=\%$#@### ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ###@#$%\=-
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..-=\%$### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ###$%\=-..
.-=\%$#@## EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ##@#$%\=-.
.-=\%$#@## DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR ##@#$%\=-.
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......-=%#  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   #%=-......
.....==%## BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ##%==.....
.-=\\%%%%#   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   #%%%%\\=-.
.....-\$##         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ##$\-.....
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.-=\%$#@##                 THINGS...                ##@#$%\=-.
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