BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN IS A  CRYPTO COIN,  CRYPTO  HERE 
 MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS  MONEY IS 
 INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)!  
 THIS IS  A SYMPTOM OF IT ONLY LIVING  ON 
 THE INTERNET -  IN FACT,  IF YOU WERE TO 
 REMOVE A BITCOIN FROM  THE MAINFRAME, IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT  WORKS LIKE THIS:  IF  YOU MAKE  YOUR 
 COMPUTER  CREATE  A  LOT OF  HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED  WITH BITCOIN, AS  A  TOKEN  OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN EVERY OTHER  COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A 
 DOCUMENT STATING THAT  THOSE  COINS  ARE 
 ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU  CAN  THEN SEND THEM 
 TO  OTHERS,  GENERATING  A NEW  DOCUMENT 
           FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.          
                                          
 AND  BECAUSE  YOU'RE  KNEE DEEP NOW, YOU 
 HAVE  TO  SIGN  A   LOT   OF   DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF, AND KEEP  TRACK  OF WHO SIGNED 
 WHAT, AND LOOK  FOR  FORGED  SIGNATURES, 
 AND  PROBABLY  FORGE A  FEW  YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,  IN  THE   END  IT  DOESN'T  WORK.