BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN IS  A CRYPTO COIN,  CRYPTO  HERE 
 MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE  THIS MONEY IS 
 INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)!  
 THIS IS A SYMPTOM OF  IT ONLY LIVING  ON 
 THE INTERNET - IN FACT,  IF  YOU WERE TO 
 REMOVE A  BITCOIN FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT WORKS  LIKE THIS:  IF  YOU MAKE  YOUR 
 COMPUTER CREATE  A  LOT  OF  HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED WITH  BITCOIN,  AS  A  TOKEN OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN  A 
 DOCUMENT  STATING THAT THOSE  COINS  ARE 
 ACTUALLY YOURS.  YOU CAN THEN SEND  THEM 
 TO  OTHERS, GENERATING  A  NEW  DOCUMENT 
          FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.           
                                          
 AND BECAUSE YOU'RE KNEE  DEEP  NOW,  YOU 
 HAVE  TO   SIGN  A   LOT  OF   DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF, AND KEEP TRACK OF  WHO  SIGNED 
 WHAT,  AND LOOK  FOR FORGED  SIGNATURES, 
 AND  PROBABLY  FORGE A  FEW  YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,  IN  THE  END  IT  DOESN'T   WORK.