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$%†~~.....           ¤ ¤ . BITCOIN . ¤ ¤            .....~~†%$
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#$%†~~.... BITCOIN IS  A CRYPTO  COIN, CRYPTO  HERE ....~~†%$#
##$%†~~... MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS  MONEY IS ...~~†%$##
###$%†~~..  INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)! ..~~†%$###
####$%†~~. THIS  IS A SYMPTOM OF IT ONLY LIVING  ON .~~†%$####
###$%†~~.. THE  INTERNET  - IN FACT, IF YOU WERE TO ..~~†%$###
##$%†~~... REMOVE A  BITCOIN FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT ...~~†%$##
#$%†~~....     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     ....~~†%$#
$%†~~.....                WORTHLESS.                .....~~†%$
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$%†~~..... IT WORKS  LIKE  THIS:  IF YOU MAKE  YOUR .....~~†%$
#$%†~~.... COMPUTER  CREATE  A  LOT  OF HEAT,  IT'S ....~~†%$#
##$%†~~... REWARDED  WITH BITCOIN,  AS  A TOKEN  OF ...~~†%$##
###$%†~~..       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       ..~~†%$###
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###$%†~~.. THEN EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO  SIGN A ..~~†%$###
##$%†~~... DOCUMENT  STATING  THAT THOSE COINS  ARE ...~~†%$##
#$%†~~.... ACTUALLY YOURS.  YOU  CAN THEN SEND THEM ....~~†%$#
$%†~~..... TO  OTHERS, GENERATING  A  NEW  DOCUMENT .....~~†%$
%†~~......          FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.           ......~~†%
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#$%†~~.... AND  BECAUSE YOU'RE  KNEE DEEP NOW,  YOU ....~~†%$#
##$%†~~... HAVE  TO   SIGN  A   LOT  OF   DOCUMENTS ...~~†%$##
###$%†~~.. YOURSELF,  AND KEEP TRACK OF WHO  SIGNED ..~~†%$###
####$%†~~. WHAT,  AND  LOOK FOR  FORGED SIGNATURES, .~~†%$####
###$%†~~.. AND  PROBABLY  FORGE A  FEW  YOURSELF... ..~~†%$###
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#$%†~~.... ALSO,  IN  THE   END  IT  DOESN'T  WORK. ....~~†%$#
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