BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN  IS A CRYPTO  COIN,  CRYPTO HERE 
 MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS MONEY  IS 
  INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)! 
 THIS IS  A SYMPTOM OF IT ONLY LIVING  ON 
 THE INTERNET  - IN FACT,  IF YOU WERE TO 
 REMOVE A BITCOIN  FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT WORKS LIKE  THIS:  IF  YOU  MAKE YOUR 
 COMPUTER CREATE  A  LOT  OF  HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED  WITH  BITCOIN,  AS  A TOKEN OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN  EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A 
 DOCUMENT  STATING THAT  THOSE  COINS ARE 
 ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU  CAN THEN  SEND THEM 
 TO  OTHERS,  GENERATING  A NEW  DOCUMENT 
          FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.           
                                          
 AND BECAUSE YOU'RE  KNEE  DEEP  NOW, YOU 
 HAVE  TO   SIGN  A   LOT   OF  DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF, AND  KEEP TRACK OF WHO  SIGNED 
 WHAT, AND LOOK  FOR  FORGED  SIGNATURES, 
 AND  PROBABLY  FORGE A  FEW  YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,  IN  THE  END  IT  DOESN'T   WORK.