3THERE4L VO1D CONV3N1ENCE STOR3     
       
                                          
  TW3NTY-FOUR/S3VEN? SO CLOS3-M1ND3D. SO  
                T1M3BOUND.                
                                          
               
        1NFINITY/1NFINITY D1N3R         
               
                                          
  D1R3CTIONS? 1 M34N, 1 DON'T TH1NK YOU   
                 G3T 1T.                  
                                          
                 
          S1NGUL4RITY G1FT-SHOP         
                 
                                          
          (W3 4LSO S3LL CONDOMS)          
                                          
  
                                          
  1T'S V3RY D4RK 1N H3RE. D4RK 4ND B1G, 4 
    F3W COLOR3D L1GHTS SC4TT3RED 1N 4N    
  3NORMOUS H4LL. CO1NCID3NT4LLY, TH1S 1S  
              WH3RE 1 WORK.               
                                          
 1 MUST H4V3 34TEN 4 DRUG, OR M4YB3 1T'S  
   JUST TH3 N4TUR3 OF TH3 PL4C3, BUT 1T   
    F3ELS L1K3 1 H4V3 34TEN 4 DRUG. TOO   
  CONF1D3NT, TOO M4LL3ABLE. 1 F3EL GOOD,  
  TOO GOOD TO B3 BOR3D, WH1CH 1 GU3SS 1S  
                TH3 PO1NT.                
                                          
  1 DOZ3 OFF, D4YDR3AM... OR M4YB3 1 F4LL 
   4SL3EP FOR R34L. 1 DR34M OF WORK, 4ND  
  W4K3 UP 4T WORK, SO TH3 L1N3 1S BLURRY. 
                                          
   SOM3ONE N3W H4S COM3 WH3N 1 W4S OUT.   
  TH31R BL4CK S1LLHOU3TTE CONTR4STS W1TH  
    TH3 H4ZY N3BULOS4S M1RROR3D 1N TH3    
   OBS1DI4N FLOOR. 1 T4K3 TH31R MON3Y,    
    WH1CH 1 DON'T UND3RST4ND, BUT TH3     
            M4CH1N3 4CC3PTS 1T.           
                                          
 FROM OUTS1D3 TH3RE'S 4 BUNCH OF WH1NING  
    TON3S, L1K3 4 CHORD. TH3 B3VER4GE     
   FR1DG3 4DDS 4 SH4RP, D4RK DRON3. TH3   
    D1NING 4R3A 1S V4ST 4ND P3OPLE 4R3    
  CLUTT3RED L1K3 CH4RCOAL 1SL4NDS, TH31R  
     VO1C3S 1N 4NOTH3R L4NGUAG3. OR 1N    
   4NOTH3R M3D1UM, 4ND 1'M ONLY 4BL3 TO   
    P3RC1EVE TH3 W4K3 OF TH31R WORDS.