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..==^%##@@ # # @@##%^==..
..==^#@@## # # . BITCOIN . # # ##@@#^==..
..==%#@@## # # ##@@#%==..
..==^%@@## ##@@%^==..
.....=^%#@ BITCOIN IS A CRYPTO COIN, CRYPTO HERE @#%^=.....
..==^%#@## MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS ##@#%^==..
.....=^%#@ INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)! @#%^=.....
......==%@ THIS IS A SYMPTOM OF IT ONLY LIVING ON @%==......
..==^%#@@# THE INTERNET - IN FACT, IF YOU WERE TO #@@#%^==..
..==^%#@@# REMOVE A BITCOIN FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT #@@#%^==..
..==^%#@@# WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME #@@#%^==..
..==^%#@@@ WORTHLESS. @@@#%^==..
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..==^%#@@# IT WORKS LIKE THIS: IF YOU MAKE YOUR #@@#%^==..
..==^%#@@@ COMPUTER CREATE A LOT OF HEAT, IT'S @@@#%^==..
..==^%#@## REWARDED WITH BITCOIN, AS A TOKEN OF ##@#%^==..
.......=%# GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW. #%=.......
..======%# #%======..
..==^%#@@# THEN EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A #@@#%^==..
....=^^#@@ DOCUMENT STATING THAT THOSE COINS ARE @@#^^=....
..==^%%%%# ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU CAN THEN SEND THEM #%%%%^==..
..==^%#@@# TO OTHERS, GENERATING A NEW DOCUMENT #@@#%^==..
....===%#@ FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN. @#%===....
....=^^#@@ @@#^^=....
..==^%#@## AND BECAUSE YOU'RE KNEE DEEP NOW, YOU ##@#%^==..
..==^%#@## HAVE TO SIGN A LOT OF DOCUMENTS ##@#%^==..
..==^%#@@@ YOURSELF, AND KEEP TRACK OF WHO SIGNED @@@#%^==..
..==^%#@@# WHAT, AND LOOK FOR FORGED SIGNATURES, #@@#%^==..
..==^%#@@# AND PROBABLY FORGE A FEW YOURSELF... #@@#%^==..
..==^%#@## ##@#%^==..
.....=^%#@ ALSO, IN THE END IT DOESN'T WORK. @#%^=.....
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