BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN IS  A CRYPTO COIN,  CRYPTO  HERE 
 MEANING "HIDDEN",  BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS 
 INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)!  
 THIS IS A SYMPTOM OF IT  ONLY LIVING  ON 
 THE  INTERNET - IN FACT, IF YOU  WERE TO 
 REMOVE A BITCOIN  FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT  WORKS LIKE  THIS:  IF YOU MAKE  YOUR 
 COMPUTER  CREATE  A LOT  OF  HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED  WITH  BITCOIN, AS  A TOKEN  OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN EVERY OTHER  COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A 
 DOCUMENT STATING  THAT THOSE  COINS  ARE 
 ACTUALLY YOURS.  YOU CAN  THEN SEND THEM 
 TO  OTHERS, GENERATING  A  NEW  DOCUMENT 
           FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.          
                                          
 AND  BECAUSE YOU'RE  KNEE DEEP  NOW, YOU 
 HAVE   TO  SIGN   A  LOT  OF   DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF, AND KEEP  TRACK  OF WHO SIGNED 
 WHAT, AND  LOOK  FOR FORGED  SIGNATURES, 
 AND  PROBABLY  FORGE A  FEW  YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,   IN  THE  END  IT  DOESN'T  WORK.