the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long. in the  day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the  golden m. 
 the  old  tavern  had their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got  scammed  out of the cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and  quickly expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!