The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The Day  She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years,  MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became  A Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough There  Came  A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A  Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That  Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell Into Infamity.  However  He 
 Was Kind Of A  Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In  The  Process Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of The  Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!