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,:»:%£#@@# : CHEESEBURGER : #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@## : NUGGETS : ##@#£%:»:,
,,:::%££## : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ##££%:::,,
,:»:%£#@@@ : FRIES : @@@#£%:»:,
,,,:»»%%£@ : CARBONATED WATER : @£%%»»:,,,
,:»:%£#@## : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ##@#£%:»:,
,,,,,,»:£@ : BIG MAC : @£:»,,,,,,
,:»:%£#@@# : COFFEE : #@@#£%:»:,
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,:»:%£#@@# #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%#@@## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ##@@#%:»:,
,,,:::::£# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #£:::::,,,
,,,,,:»»%# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #%»»:,,,,,
,:»:%£#@## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##@#£%:»:,
,,:::%££## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##££%:::,,
,:»:%££#@@ @@#££%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%#@@## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##@@#%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@@ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME @@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%#@@## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##@@#%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@@ NIGHT SHE POACHED. @@@#£%:»:,
,,,,::»%## ##%»::,,,,
,,::»:££## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##££:»::,,
,,,,,»%#@@ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT @@#%»,,,,,
,:»:%£#@@# :, THE GOLDEN M ,: #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #@@#£%:»:,
,,,,,»%%£@ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND @£%%»,,,,,
,:»:%£#@@# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #@@#£%:»:,
,,,,,,»%#@ NEW AND FRESH. @#%»,,,,,,
,:»»»»:££@ @££:»»»»:,
,:»:%£#@@# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£@@## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##@@£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##@#£%:»:,
,,,,,,»:£@ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A @£:»,,,,,,
,,,,,,,»%# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #%»,,,,,,,
,,,»»»»%£@ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. @£%»»»»,,,
,,,,,:»%£@ @£%»:,,,,,
,:»:%£#@@# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@@ FOREVER. @@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£###@ @###£%:»:,
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,:»:%£#@## ##@#£%:»:,
,,::»:::£# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #£:::»::,,
,:»:%£#@@@ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A @@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @@@#£%:»:,
,,,::::£@@ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF @@£::::,,,
,:»:%£#@@# COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£@@## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##@@£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@@ @@@#£%:»:,
,,,:::£££@ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN @£££:::,,,
,:»:%£#@@# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #@@#£%:»:,
,,,::::£@@ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE @@£::::,,,
,,,::::%## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##%::::,,,
,:»:%£#@@# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #@@#£%:»:,
,,,::»»:£# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #£:»»::,,,
,:»:%£#@@# QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #@@#£%:»:,
,:»::::%£# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #£%::::»:,
,:»:%£#@@# #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #@@#£%:»:,
,,,,»»%£## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##£%»»,,,,
,:»:%£#@@# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# #@@#£%:»:,
,:::::£££# WHICH HE DID. #£££:::::,
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,,,,::»:£# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #£:»::,,,,
,:»»»:::%# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #%:::»»»:,
,:»:%£#@## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##@#£%:»:,
,,,,,,,»%# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #%»,,,,,,,
,:»:%%%%£# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #£%%%%:»:,
,:»:%£#@@# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #@@#£%:»:,
,,,»»:%##@ LIKED IT! @##%:»»,,,
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,:»:%£#@## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##@#£%:»:,
,:»::::%%# A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO #%%::::»:,
,,:::::££@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @££:::::,,
,,,,,::%## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##%::,,,,,
,,,,,,::%# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #%::,,,,,,
,:»:%£#@@# THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL #@@#£%:»:,
,:»:%%££#@ OVER THE PLANET. @#££%%:»:,
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,,,,»:£#@@ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! @@#£:»,,,,
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