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#¶§&§†-~¨¨ ¨¨ ~~ -- THE GOLDEN -- ~~ ¨¨ ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
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##¶§&§†-~¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ ††† MC DONALDS ††† ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
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#¶§&§†-~¨¨ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ~ NUGGETS ~ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ ~ FRIES ~ ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ ~ BIG MAC ~ ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ ~ COFFEE ~ ¨~-†§&§¶##
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¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ §§§§§ † §§§§§ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
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##¶§&§†-~¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ~¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨~ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
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##¶§&§†-~¨ §§§ † §§§ ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
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#¶§&§†-~¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
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#¶§&§†-~¨¨ §§ † §§ ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ § † § ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
##¶§&§†-~¨ ¨~-†§&§¶##
#¶§&§†-~¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨~-†§&§¶#
¶§&§†-~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~-†§&§¶
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