the   golden        
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve  she  sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about  the golden m. 
 the  old tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little  too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough there  came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't  all that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind of  a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding out  that  earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!