The   Golden        
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began A  Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The Day  She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked About  The  Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became  A Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As  Such He Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind Of  A  Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In The Process  Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His  Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And  Quickly Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!