The   Golden        
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began A  Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day  She Slept,  In 
 The  Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About  The  Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A  Little Too Well 
 Known.  The   Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid The  Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good  Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That  Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind  Of A  Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed  Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!