the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind of a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!