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@@@#%%^~:¨ #@@#%% M %%#@@# ¨:~^%%#@@@
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@@%^::¨¨¨¨ Lets Hear It For ¨¨¨¨::^%@@
@@#%%^~¨¨¨ ^^^ Mc donalds ^^^ ¨¨¨~^%%#@@
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@@@#%%^~:¨ What Can I Do Ya For ¨:~^%%#@@@
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@@#%%%^~:¨ : Cheeseburger : ¨:~^%%%#@@
@%%%%~~¨¨¨ : Nuggets : ¨¨¨~~%%%%@
##@@#%^~:¨ : Double cheeseburger : ¨:~^%#@@##
@@%%~~~¨¨¨ : Fries : ¨¨¨~~~%%@@
#%^~~~¨¨¨¨ : Carbonated Water : ¨¨¨¨~~~^%#
#@@#%%^~:¨ : Bearnaise Dip sauce : ¨:~^%%#@@#
@@@#%%^~:¨ : Big mac : ¨:~^%%#@@@
####%%^~:¨ : Coffee : ¨:~^%%####
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#%^::::¨¨¨ It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In ¨¨¨::::^%#
##%~~~¨¨¨¨ Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark ¨¨¨¨~~~%##
#@@#%%^~:¨ Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A ¨:~^%%#@@#
@@@#%%^~:¨ Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. ¨:~^%%#@@@
@@@#%%^~:¨ It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The ¨:~^%%#@@@
@%%^:¨¨¨¨¨ Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. ¨¨¨¨¨:^%%@
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#@@#%%^~:¨ But Marigold Didn'T Care. ¨:~^%%#@@#
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#%%%%%^~:¨ She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat ¨:~^%%%%%#
@#%^~~~:¨¨ Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out ¨¨:~~~^%#@
@@%%%%^~:¨ Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same ¨:~^%%%%@@
#@@#%%^~:¨ Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In ¨:~^%%#@@#
@%%%%~~::¨ The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The ¨::~~%%%%@
#@@#%%^~:¨ Night She Poached. ¨:~^%%#@@#
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@@@#%%^~:¨ After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart ¨:~^%%#@@@
@@##%%^~:¨ Had A Reputation. She Called It ¨:~^%%##@@
@##%~~~¨¨¨ :¨ The Golden M ¨: ¨¨¨~~~%##@
##@#%%^~:¨ And People Talked About The Golden M. ¨:~^%%#@##
##%%~~¨¨¨¨ The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And ¨¨¨¨~~%%##
#%^~:¨¨¨¨¨ Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. ¨¨¨¨¨:~^%#
#@@#%%^~:¨ MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was ¨:~^%%#@@#
#%%~:¨¨¨¨¨ New And Fresh. ¨¨¨¨¨:~%%#
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@##%~¨¨¨¨¨ However, She Became A Little Too Well ¨¨¨¨¨~%##@
####%%^~:¨ Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ¨:~^%%####
@@%^::¨¨¨¨ Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And ¨¨¨¨::^%@@
#@@#%%^~:¨ Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt ¨:~^%%#@@#
@@@#%%^~:¨ Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A ¨:~^%%#@@@
##@#%%^~:¨ Time When They Started Watching For Her ¨:~^%%#@##
##@@#%%~:¨ At The Gates Of Every Village. ¨:~%%#@@##
@#%^::¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨::^%#@
##%^^^~:¨¨ So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, ¨¨:~^^^%##
@@@#%%^~:¨ Forever. ¨:~^%%#@@@
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#@@#%%^~:¨ After Thirty Years, A Man Named ¨:~^%%#@@#
@@##%%^~:¨ Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A ¨:~^%%##@@
#@@#%%^~:¨ Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are ¨:~^%%#@@#
##@@#%^~:¨ (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of ¨:~^%#@@##
#@@#%%^~:¨ Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow ¨:~^%%#@@#
#%^:¨¨¨¨¨¨ In MarigoldS Foodsteps. ¨¨¨¨¨¨:^%#
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@%%%^^^~:¨ He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even ¨:~^^^%%%@
@@@#%%^~:¨ Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He ¨:~^%%#@@@
#@@#%%^~:¨ Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He ¨:~^%%#@@#
@@@#%%^~:¨ Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ¨:~^%%#@@@
#@@#%%^~:¨ Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him ¨:~^%%#@@#
##%%%%^~:¨ Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway ¨:~^%%%%##
##@@#%^~:¨ (And Also They Had Expanded Too ¨:~^%#@@##
#@@#%%^~:¨ Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And ¨:~^%%#@@#
##@#%%^~:¨ Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). ¨:~^%%#@##
@#%^^:¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨:^^%#@
@##%%~:¨¨¨ Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding ¨¨¨:~%%##@
#@@#%%^~:¨ His Food, He Vowed To Leave ¨:~^%%#@@#
@@@#%%^~:¨ Kirugu vargir Entierly. ¨:~^%%#@@@
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@@@#%%^~:¨ Which He Did. ¨:~^%%#@@@
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#@@#%%^~:¨ We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled ¨:~^%%#@@#
@@@#%%^~:¨ Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On ¨:~^%%#@@@
#@@#%%^~:¨ Earth In The Fifties. ¨:~^%%#@@#
#@@#%%^~:¨ Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No ¨:~^%%#@@#
#@@#%%^~:¨ Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat ¨:~^%%#@@#
#@@#%%^~:¨ Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk ¨:~^%%#@@#
#%%^:¨¨¨¨¨ Liked It! ¨¨¨¨¨:^%%#
##@#%%^~:¨ ¨:~^%%#@##
@@%%%%^~:¨ Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By ¨:~^%%%%@@
@%%^^^^~:¨ A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who ¨:~^^^^%%@
@##%%~~~:¨ Renamed The Business After Himself. ¨:~~~%%##@
#%%~¨¨¨¨¨¨ While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey ¨¨¨¨¨¨~%%#
##@#%%^~:¨ Funneled His Inherited Billions Into ¨:~^%%#@##
#%%%~:¨¨¨¨ The Project, And Quickly Expanded All ¨¨¨¨:~%%%#
@%%%%^^~:¨ Over The Planet. ¨:~^^%%%%@
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#@@#%%^~:¨ And The Rest Is History! ¨:~^%%#@@#
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