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##¶#&%†=^¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨^=†%&#¶##
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##¶#&%†=^¨ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨^=†%&#¶##
##¶#&%†=^¨ ^ NUGGETS ^ ¨^=†%&#¶##
##¶#&%†=^¨ ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨^=†%&#¶##
#&%%==^^¨¨ ^ FRIES ^ ¨¨^^==%%&#
¶&&††††=^¨ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ¨^=††††&&¶
##&†=¨¨¨¨¨ ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ¨¨¨¨¨=†&##
###¶&%†=^¨ ^ BIG MAC ^ ¨^=†%&¶###
##%=¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ COFFEE ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨=%##
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##¶#&%†=^¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨^=†%&#¶##
¶##&%%†=^¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨^=†%%&##¶
##¶#&%†=^¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨^=†%&#¶##
##%†=^¨¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨^=†%##
##¶#&%†=^¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨^=†%&#¶##
##¶#&%†=^¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨^=†%&#¶##
#&&%%††=^¨ ¨^=††%%&&#
##%††===^¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨^===††%##
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##¶#&%†=^¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨^=†%&#¶##
##¶#&%†=^¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨^=†%&#¶##
###¶&%†=^¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨^=†%&¶###
####&%†=^¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨^=†%&####
#¶&&%†^¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨^†%&&¶#
##¶#&%†=^¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨^=†%&#¶##
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##%††==^^¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨^^==††%##
##¶#&%†=^¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨^=†%&#¶##
####&%†=^¨ ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ ¨^=†%&####
##¶#&%†=^¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨^=†%&#¶##
#¶#&&%†=^¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨^=†%&&#¶#
¶#%†===^^¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨^^===†%#¶
¶¶#&††^¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨^††&#¶¶
##%%=¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨=%%##
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¶¶##&%†=^¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨^=†%&##¶¶
###&&%†=^¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨^=†%&&###
¶¶##&%†=^¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨^=†%&##¶¶
##¶#&%†=^¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨^=†%&#¶##
###%†=¨¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨¨=†%###
##¶#&%†=^¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨^=†%&#¶##
#&&&&%†=^¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨^=†%&&&&#
##¶#&%†=^¨ ¨^=†%&#¶##
##¶#&%†=^¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨^=†%&#¶##
##¶#&%†=^¨ FOREVER. ¨^=†%&#¶##
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¶#%†^^^¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨^^^†%#¶
##¶#&%†=^¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨^=†%&#¶##
¶##&†^¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨^†&##¶
##¶#&%†=^¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨^=†%&#¶##
#%===^^¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨^^===%#
##¶#&%†=^¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨^=†%&#¶##
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¶¶#&&%†=^¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨^=†%&&#¶¶
#¶¶#&%†=^¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨^=†%&#¶¶#
##¶#&%†=^¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨^=†%&#¶##
##¶#&%†=^¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨^=†%&#¶##
##%===^^¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨^^===%##
##¶#&%†=^¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨^=†%&#¶##
##%†^¨¨¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨¨¨^†%##
#¶#%%%†=^¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨^=†%%%#¶#
#&%=^¨¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨¨^=%&#
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#%=^^^¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨^^^=%#
#¶#%†^¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨^†%#¶#
###%=¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨=%###
###¶#&%†=^ ^=†%&#¶###
###¶#&†=^¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨^=†&#¶###
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##¶#&%†=^¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨^=†%&#¶##
##&%†^¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨^†%&##
###¶&%†=^¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨^=†%&¶###
##%===¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨===%##
##¶#&%†=^¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨^=†%&#¶##
##¶#&%†=^¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨^=†%&#¶##
##&%=¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨=%&##
¶¶##&%†=^¨ ¨^=†%&##¶¶
###¶#%†=^¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨^=†%#¶###
##¶#&%†=^¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨^=†%&#¶##
¶&%%%†=¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨=†%%%&¶
¶¶#&&%†=^¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨^=†%&&#¶¶
¶¶&%%=¨¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨¨=%%&¶¶
##¶#&%†=^¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨^=†%&#¶##
¶#&&†^^¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨^^†&&#¶
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#%=¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨=%#
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