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§%^=...... ^^^ mc donalds ^^^ ......=^%§
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@@@§§%^=,. , cheeseburger , .,=^%§§@@@
@@@§§%^=,. , nuggets , .,=^%§§@@@
@§§^=..... , double cheeseburger , .....=^§§@
#@@§§%^=,. , fries , .,=^%§§@@#
@§§%^,,... , carbonated water , ...,,^%§§@
§%%=,,.... , bearnaise dip sauce , ....,,=%%§
@§%^=..... , big mac , .....=^%§@
##@@§§^=,. , coffee , .,=^§§@@##
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##@§§%^=,. it all began a thousand years ago in .,=^%§§@##
#@@§§%^=,. like the eighteenth century. a dark .,=^%§§@@#
##@@§%^=,. figure emerged from a tavern after a .,=^%§@@##
##@@§§%=,. few years apprenticeship, with an idea. .,=%§§@@##
##@@§%^=,. it was illegal to sell food in the .,=^%§@@##
§%=,,..... region for everybody except that tavern. .....,,=%§
#@@§§%^=,. .,=^%§§@@#
#@@§§%^=,. but marigold didn't care. .,=^%§§@@#
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##@§§%^=,. she began putting dried lizard meat .,=^%§§@##
##@§§%^=,. between two bread slices, operating out .,=^%§§@##
@@@§§%^=,. of a cart, not staying in the same .,=^%§§@@@
@§§^,..... place long. in the day she slept, in .....,^§§@
@§§%==.... the eve she sold her wares, and in the ....==%§§@
#@@§§%^=,. night she poached. .,=^%§§@@#
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§%=,...... after a few years, marigolds food cart ......,=%§
@§§%^^==,. had a reputation. she called it .,==^^%§§@
@@§%^,.... ,. the golden m ., ....,^%§@@
#@@§§%^=,. and people talked about the golden m. .,=^%§§@@#
§§^==,.... the old tavern had their monopoly and ....,==^§§
@@§§§%^=,. didn't change their menu much. .,=^%§§§@@
@@§§^=,... marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ...,=^§§@@
@§^,...... new and fresh. ......,^§@
§§§%^=.... ....=^%§§§
#@@§§%^=,. however, she became a little too well .,=^%§§@@#
§§§%^^,,.. known. the taverns men hot on her ..,,^^%§§§
#@@§§%^=,. trail, she could stay a shorter and .,=^%§§@@#
§%^^,..... shorter time in each location. she felt .....,^^%§
@§%^,..... hunted. and soon enough there came a .....,^%§@
@@@§§%^=,. time when they started watching for her .,=^%§§@@@
#@@§§%^=,. at the gates of every village. .,=^%§§@@#
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@§§§^^=,,. so she hid the cart, and disappeared, .,,=^^§§§@
@§§%=,,... forever. ...,,=%§§@
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@§%^^^^=,. after thirty years, a man named .,=^^^^%§@
##@@§%^=,. nicholas found the cart. he was a .,=^%§@@##
#@@§§%^=,. cursed entrepreneur (they all are .,=^%§§@@#
@@@§§%^=,. (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of .,=^%§§@@@
@@@§§%^=,. course thought it a good idea to follow .,=^%§§@@@
##@§§%^=,. in marigolds foodsteps. .,=^%§§@##
@§^^=,.... ....,=^^§@
@@§§§%^=,. he wasn't all that of a cook, and even .,=^%§§§@@
@§^^,..... though some recognized the golden m, he .....,^^§@
#@@§§%^=,. quickly fell into infamity. however he .,=^%§§@@#
§§^^^^=,,. was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop .,,=^^^^§§
@§§%^^^=,. trying. the tavern didn't care for him .,=^^^%§§@
@§§%%^=... since nobody bought his food anyway ...=^%%§§@
@§§^=,.... (and also they had expanded too ....,=^§§@
#@@§§%^=,. quickly, succumbed to corruption, and .,=^%§§@@#
@§%%%^^=,. was in the process of falling apart). .,=^^%%%§@
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#@@§§%^=,. angry at everyone for not understanding .,=^%§§@@#
@@@§§%^=,. his food, he vowed to leave .,=^%§§@@@
##@§§%^=,. kirugu vargir entierly. .,=^%§§@##
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@@§%=,.... which he did. ....,=%§@@
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##@§§%^=,. we dont know much about how he traveled .,=^%§§@##
§§§%%%^=,. or where, but eventually he ended up on .,=^%%%§§§
§§§^,..... earth in the fifties. .....,^§§§
#@@§§%^=,. upon finding out that earth holds no .,=^%§§@@#
#@@§§%^=,. edible lizards, he settled for cow meat .,=^%§§@@#
@@§§%%^=,. instead, and to his joy, the earth folk .,=^%%§§@@
##@@§%^=,. liked it! .,=^%§@@##
@@@§§%^=,. .,=^%§§@@@
@@@§§%^=,. then he got scammed out of the cart by .,=^%§§@@@
##@§§%^=,. a man named mickey mac donalds, who .,=^%§§@##
@@§%==,,.. renamed the business after himself. ..,,==%§@@
#@@§§%^=,. while nicholas quickly perished, mickey .,=^%§§@@#
@@@§§%^=,. funneled his inherited billions into .,=^%§§@@@
@@@§§%^=,. the project, and quickly expanded all .,=^%§§@@@
@@@§§%^=,. over the planet. .,=^%§§@@@
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##@§§%^=,. and the rest is history! .,=^%§§@##
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