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¨¨¨##¨#¨¨¨ ¨¨ -- »» THE GOLDEN »» -- ¨¨ ¨######¨##
#¨¨#¨###¨¨ ##@#@* M *@#@## ¨#¨¨¨¨¨##¨
##¨###¨¨#¨ ¨##¨¨¨¨#¨#
¨¨##¨¨#¨## LETS HEAR IT FOR ##¨#¨¨¨###
#¨#¨#¨###¨ *** MC DONALDS *** #¨###¨¨#¨¨
#######¨¨# ###¨¨#¨##¨
#¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨#¨###¨#
¨#¨¨¨¨¨### #¨¨###¨¨##
###¨¨¨¨#¨¨ - CHEESEBURGER - ¨#¨#¨¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨¨¨##¨ - NUGGETS - ¨####¨####
¨#¨##¨¨#¨# - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ##¨¨¨##¨¨¨
¨###¨#¨### - FRIES - #¨#¨¨#¨#¨¨
¨#¨¨####¨¨ - CARBONATED WATER - ####¨####¨
¨##¨#¨¨¨#¨ - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨#
##¨###¨¨## - BIG MAC - #¨¨¨#¨#¨¨#
¨¨##¨¨#¨#¨ - COFFEE - ##¨¨####¨#
#¨#¨#¨#### ¨¨#¨#¨¨¨##
¨######¨¨¨ ##### * ##### ¨¨####¨¨#¨
¨#¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨ ¨¨#¨¨¨#¨##
###¨¨¨¨##¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨##¨¨###¨
#¨¨#¨¨¨#¨# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #¨#¨#¨#¨¨#
¨#¨##¨¨### FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ########¨#
####¨#¨#¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##
¨¨¨¨#####¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨
¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##
#¨¨¨##¨¨¨# #¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨
##¨¨#¨#¨¨# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##¨¨¨¨¨¨##
¨¨#¨####¨# #¨#¨¨¨¨¨#¨
¨¨###¨¨¨## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨###¨¨¨¨##
#¨#¨¨#¨¨#¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨#¨¨#¨¨¨#¨
####¨##¨## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨##¨##¨¨##
¨¨¨¨##¨##¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##¨##¨#¨#¨
¨¨¨¨#¨##¨# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #¨##¨#####
#¨¨¨###¨## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨##¨##¨¨¨¨
##¨¨#¨¨##¨ ##¨##¨#¨¨¨
#¨#¨##¨#¨# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨##¨###¨¨
#####¨#### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨#¨##¨¨#¨
#¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨ -¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨- #¨###¨#¨##
¨#¨¨¨#¨#¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ###¨¨####¨
¨##¨¨####¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨#¨#¨¨¨#
##¨#¨#¨¨¨# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨####¨¨#
¨¨#####¨¨# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #¨¨#¨¨¨#¨#
#¨#¨¨¨¨#¨# NEW AND FRESH. ##¨##¨¨###
¨###¨¨¨### #¨##¨#¨#¨¨
¨#¨¨#¨¨#¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ###¨#####¨
¨##¨##¨##¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #¨¨##¨¨¨¨#
##¨##¨##¨# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨#¨#¨#¨¨¨#
¨¨##¨##¨## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨######¨¨#
#¨#¨##¨##¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨#¨¨¨¨¨#¨#
¨####¨##¨# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨##¨¨¨¨###
##¨¨¨##¨## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨#¨#¨¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨ #####¨¨##¨
####¨###¨# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #¨¨¨¨#¨#¨#
¨¨¨¨##¨¨## FOREVER. ¨#¨¨¨#####
#¨¨¨#¨#¨#¨ ###¨¨#¨¨¨¨
##¨¨###### ### * ### #¨¨#¨##¨¨¨
#¨#¨#¨¨¨¨¨ ¨#¨###¨#¨¨
######¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨###¨¨###¨
#¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨#¨¨#¨#¨¨#
¨#¨¨¨¨##¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ###¨####¨#
###¨¨¨#¨#¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #¨¨##¨¨¨##
¨¨¨#¨¨#### COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨#¨#¨#¨¨#¨
¨¨¨##¨#¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨######¨##
#¨¨#¨###¨¨ ¨#¨¨¨¨¨##¨
##¨###¨¨#¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨##¨¨¨¨#¨#
¨¨##¨¨#¨## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##¨#¨¨¨###
#¨#¨#¨###¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #¨###¨¨#¨¨
#######¨¨# WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ###¨¨#¨##¨
#¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨#¨###¨#
¨#¨¨¨¨¨### SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #¨¨###¨¨##
###¨¨¨¨#¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨#¨#¨¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨¨¨##¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨####¨####
¨#¨##¨¨#¨# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##¨¨¨##¨¨¨
¨###¨#¨### #¨#¨¨#¨#¨¨
¨#¨¨####¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ####¨####¨
¨##¨#¨¨¨#¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨#
##¨###¨¨## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #¨¨¨#¨#¨¨#
¨¨##¨¨#¨#¨ ##¨¨####¨#
#¨#¨#¨#### WHICH HE DID. ¨¨#¨#¨¨¨##
¨######¨¨¨ ¨¨####¨¨#¨
¨#¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨ ## * ## ¨¨#¨¨¨#¨##
###¨¨¨¨##¨ ¨¨##¨¨###¨
#¨¨#¨¨¨#¨# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #¨#¨#¨#¨¨#
¨#¨##¨¨### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ########¨#
####¨#¨#¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##
¨¨¨¨#####¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨
¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##
#¨¨¨##¨¨¨# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨
##¨¨#¨#¨¨# LIKED IT! ##¨¨¨¨¨¨##
¨¨#¨####¨# #¨#¨¨¨¨¨#¨
¨¨###¨¨¨## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨###¨¨¨¨##
#¨#¨¨#¨¨#¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨#¨¨#¨¨¨#¨
####¨##¨## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨##¨##¨¨##
¨¨¨¨##¨##¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##¨##¨#¨#¨
¨¨¨¨#¨##¨# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #¨##¨#####
#¨¨¨###¨## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨##¨##¨¨¨¨
##¨¨#¨¨##¨ OVER THE PLANET. ##¨##¨#¨¨¨
#¨#¨##¨#¨# ¨¨##¨###¨¨
#####¨#### # * # ¨¨#¨##¨¨#¨
#¨¨¨¨##¨¨¨ #¨###¨#¨##
¨#¨¨¨#¨#¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ###¨¨####¨
¨##¨¨####¨ ¨¨¨#¨#¨¨¨#
##¨#¨#¨¨¨# ¨¨¨####¨¨#
¨¨#####¨¨# #¨¨#¨¨¨#¨#
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