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,,-:=§§### ,, ,, -- THE GOLDEN -- ,, ,, ###§§=:-,,
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,,,--=§§## LETS HEAR IT FOR ##§§=--,,,
,,-:=§§§§# ::: MC DONALDS ::: #§§§§=:-,,
,,,----=§# #§=----,,,
,,,,,-==§§ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR §§==-,,,,,
,,-:=§§### ###§§=:-,,
,,,-:=§§## , CHEESEBURGER , ##§§=:-,,,
,,-:=§#### , NUGGETS , ####§=:-,,
,,-:=§#### , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ####§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### , FRIES , ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### , CARBONATED WATER , ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,--=§§ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , §§=--,,,,,
,,,,,,-:§§ , BIG MAC , §§:-,,,,,,
,,,,,:§§## , COFFEE , ##§§:,,,,,
,,-:=§§### ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### §§§§§ : §§§§§ ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,:==§§ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A §§==:,,,,,
,,-:=§§### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###§§=:-,,
,,---::§§§ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE §§§::---,,
,,-:=§§### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§§§# #§§§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,-::§§ §§::-,,,,,
,,-:=§§### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,:==§# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #§==:,,,,,
,,,,,,-:§§ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME §§:-,,,,,,
,,,,,--=§# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #§=--,,,,,
,,-::=§§§# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #§§§=::-,,
,,,-:=§§§§ NIGHT SHE POACHED. §§§§=:-,,,
,,,--:§§## ##§§:--,,,
,,,,,-=§## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##§=-,,,,,
,,,,,,-:§§ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT §§:-,,,,,,
,,-:=§§### ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ###§§=:-,,
,,,,-:§§## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##§§:-,,,,
,,-:=§§### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,,,-=§ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. §=-,,,,,,,
,,-:=§§### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,,:=§# NEW AND FRESH. #§=:,,,,,,
,,-:=§§### ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§§## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##§§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,,:§## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##§:,,,,,,
,,,,,-:§§§ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER §§§:-,,,,,
,,,,,,-==§ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. §==-,,,,,,
,,-:=§§### ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,,,:=§ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, §=:,,,,,,,
,,,,:=§§## FOREVER. ##§§=:,,,,
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,,-:=§§### §§§ : §§§ ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ###§§=:-,,
,,,,:==§§# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #§§==:,,,,
,,,,,,,:=§ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE §=:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-=§ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF §=-,,,,,,,
,,-=§§#### COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ####§§=-,,
,,-:=§§### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,,::§# #§::,,,,,,
,,-:=§§§## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##§§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ###§§=:-,,
,,,,:==§§§ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE §§§==:,,,,
,,,,,,,:§§ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP §§:,,,,,,,
,,-:=§§§## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##§§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ###§§=:-,,
,,,--=§§§§ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND §§§§=--,,,
,,,,,,:==§ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). §==:,,,,,,
,,-:=§§### ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,-:§§# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #§§:-,,,,,
,,,,-:§§§# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #§§§:-,,,,
,-:=§§#### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ####§§=:-,
,,-:=§#### ####§=:-,,
,,,,,-=§## WHICH HE DID. ##§=-,,,,,
,,-:=§§### ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,-=§§§ §§ : §§ §§§=-,,,,,
,,-:=§§### ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###§§=:-,,
,,,,-::§§# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #§§::-,,,,
,,,,,::=§§ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. §§=::,,,,,
,,-:=§§§§§ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO §§§§§=:-,,
,,,,,,:=§# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #§=:,,,,,,
,,-:=§§### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### LIKED IT! ###§§=:-,,
,,-:==§§§# #§§§==:-,,
,,-:=§§### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,,:§§# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #§§:,,,,,,
,,-:=§§### WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ###§§=:-,,
,,-:=§§### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###§§=:-,,
,,,,,,-=§§ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL §§=-,,,,,,
,,-:=§§### OVER THE PLANET. ###§§=:-,,
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,,-=§§#### § : § ####§§=-,,
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,,-:=§§§## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##§§§=:-,,
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