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##@##**»:, ,, :: »» THE GOLDEN »» :: ,, ,:»**##@##
#@##¤**»:, #@##¤* M *¤##@# ,:»**¤##@#
@#¤***:,,, ,,,:***¤#@
#@##¤**»:, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,:»**¤##@#
##¤¤**»:,, *** MC DONALDS *** ,,:»**¤¤##
@###¤**»:, ,:»**¤###@
@#¤¤¤**»:, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,:»**¤¤¤#@
##@##¤*»:, ,:»*¤##@##
#¤*»,,,,,, : CHEESEBURGER : ,,,,,,»*¤#
#@##¤**»:, : NUGGETS : ,:»**¤##@#
####¤**»:, : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ,:»**¤####
#¤¤***:,,, : FRIES : ,,,:***¤¤#
##*»:,,,,, : CARBONATED WATER : ,,,,,:»*##
#¤¤¤***»:, : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ,:»***¤¤¤#
@##****»:, : BIG MAC : ,:»****##@
#**»,,,,,, : COFFEE : ,,,,,,»**#
####¤**»:, ,:»**¤####
##@#¤**»:, ##### * ##### ,:»**¤#@##
#@##¤**»:, ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,:»**¤##@#
####¤**»:, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,:»**¤####
#@##¤**»:, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,:»**¤##@#
##¤¤***»:, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,:»***¤¤##
##*»:,,,,, ,,,,,:»*##
###*»,,,,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,,,»*###
#@##¤**»:, ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,:»**¤##@#
##@#¤**»:, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,:»**¤#@##
#@##¤**»:, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,:»**¤##@#
#*»,,,,,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,,,,,»*#
#@##¤**»:, ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, :, THE GOLDEN M ,: ,:»**¤##@#
@@##¤**»:, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,:»**¤##@@
#@##¤**»:, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,:»**¤##@#
####¤**»:, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,:»**¤####
#@##¤**»:, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, NEW AND FRESH. ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,:»**¤##@#
#¤¤*:::,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,:::*¤¤#
@#¤¤***»:, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,:»***¤¤#@
@#¤*::,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,::*¤#@
#**»,,,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,,,»**#
#@##¤**»:, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,:»**¤##@#
##¤¤¤**»:, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,:»**¤¤¤##
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#¤***»:,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,:»***¤#
##@#¤**»:, FOREVER. ,:»**¤#@##
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@@##¤**»:, ### * ### ,:»**¤##@@
#@##¤**»:, ,:»**¤##@#
@@##¤**»:, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,:»**¤##@@
#@##¤**»:, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,:»**¤##@#
@@##¤**»:, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,:»**¤##@@
#@##¤**»:, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,:»**¤##@#
#¤**»:,,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,,:»**¤#
##¤¤***»:, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,:»***¤¤##
@#¤**:,,,, ,,,,:**¤#@
@###¤**»:, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,:»**¤###@
##¤¤¤**»:, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,:»**¤¤¤##
####¤**»:, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,:»**¤####
##@##¤*»:, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,:»*¤##@##
@@##¤**»:, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,:»**¤##@@
@#¤**:,,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,,:**¤#@
#*»,,,,,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,,,,,»*#
#@##¤**»:, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,:»**¤##@#
@#¤**»::,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,::»**¤#@
##¤*»,,,,, ,,,,,»*¤##
#@##¤**»:, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,:»**¤##@#
@#¤¤¤**»:, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,:»**¤¤¤#@
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#@##¤**»:, WHICH HE DID. ,:»**¤##@#
#@##¤**»:, ,:»**¤##@#
##@#¤**»:, ## * ## ,:»**¤#@##
##@#¤**»:, ,:»**¤#@##
###**:,,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,,:**###
#¤**»:,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,:»**¤#
@##***::,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,::***##@
@#*»,,,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,,,»*#@
##¤¤¤**»:, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,:»**¤¤¤##
####¤**»:, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,:»**¤####
#¤*:,,,,,, LIKED IT! ,,,,,,:*¤#
#¤¤*»»»»:, ,:»»»»*¤¤#
#@##¤**»:, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,:»**¤##@#
@@##¤**»:, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,:»**¤##@@
#@##¤**»:, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,:»**¤##@#
##¤*»:,,,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,,,:»*¤##
###**»,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,»**###
#@##¤**»:, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,:»**¤##@#
#**»::,,,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,,,::»**#
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@###¤**»:, # * # ,:»**¤###@
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@#¤*»,,,,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,,,,»*¤#@
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