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##@@%†*~.. .. .. ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ .. .. ..~*†%@@##
@@†***~... #@@@%† M †%@@@# ...~***†@@
@@@†*~~... ...~~*†@@@
@@@@%†*~.. LETS HEAR IT FOR ..~*†%@@@@
#@@@%†*~.. *** MC DONALDS *** ..~*†%@@@#
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@@%%**.... WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ....**%%@@
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#@@@%†*~.. . CHEESEBURGER . ..~*†%@@@#
@%%%*..... . NUGGETS . .....*%%%@
##@@%†*~.. . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ..~*†%@@##
@@@@%†*~.. . FRIES . ..~*†%@@@@
@@@†~~.... . CARBONATED WATER . ....~~†@@@
#@@@%†*~.. . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ..~*†%@@@#
@%††***~.. . BIG MAC . ..~***††%@
@@†**~.... . COFFEE . ....~**†@@
@@%†~..... .....~†%@@
@%%†*~~... @@@@@ * @@@@@ ...~~*†%%@
#@@@%†*~.. ..~*†%@@@#
@@@@%†*~.. IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ..~*†%@@@@
@@†~~..... LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK .....~~†@@
@@%††*.... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ....*††%@@
@%†~~~.... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ....~~~†%@
@%**~~~... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ...~~~**%@
@@@@%†*~.. REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ..~*†%@@@@
@%†~...... ......~†%@
@%%*...... BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ......*%%@
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#@@@%†*~.. SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ..~*†%@@@#
#@@@%†*~.. BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ..~*†%@@@#
@@@@%†*~.. OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ..~*†%@@@@
@%**~..... PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .....~**%@
@@%%††*~.. THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ..~*††%%@@
@@@@%†*~.. NIGHT SHE POACHED. ..~*†%@@@@
@%****~~.. ..~~****%@
##@@%†*~.. AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ..~*†%@@##
##@@%†*~.. HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ..~*†%@@##
@%**~..... .. THE GOLDEN M .. .....~**%@
@@%†*~.... AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ....~*†%@@
##@@@%*~.. THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ..~*%@@@##
#@@@%†*~.. DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ..~*†%@@@#
@@%†~..... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS .....~†%@@
@†††*~~... NEW AND FRESH. ...~~*†††@
#@@@%†*~.. ..~*†%@@@#
#@@@%†*~.. HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ..~*†%@@@#
@@@@%†*~.. KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ..~*†%@@@@
#@@@%†*~.. TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ..~*†%@@@#
@@@%†~.... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ....~†%@@@
@%*....... HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A .......*%@
##@@@%*~.. TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ..~*%@@@##
@@†*~..... AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. .....~*†@@
@@@%*~.... ....~*%@@@
##@@%†*~.. SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ..~*†%@@##
##@@%†*~.. FOREVER. ..~*†%@@##
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@@@†~..... @@@ * @@@ .....~†@@@
@@†*...... ......*†@@
@%%†~~.... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ....~~†%%@
@%†~...... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ......~†%@
@@@@%†*~.. CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ..~*†%@@@@
@@%††~.... (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ....~††%@@
@@@††**~.. COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ..~**††@@@
#@@@%†*~.. IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ..~*†%@@@#
@@@@%†*~.. ..~*†%@@@@
#@@@%†*~.. HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ..~*†%@@@#
#@@@%†*~.. THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ..~*†%@@@#
#@@@%†*~.. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ..~*†%@@@#
#@@@%†*~.. WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ..~*†%@@@#
@@%†~..... TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM .....~†%@@
@%†*...... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ......*†%@
@@%††**~.. (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ..~**††%@@
@@@@%†*~.. QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ..~*†%@@@@
#@@@%†*~.. WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ..~*†%@@@#
@@%†*~.... ....~*†%@@
#@@@%†*~.. ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ..~*†%@@@#
@@@%†**~.. HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ..~**†%@@@
@@@@%†*~.. KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ..~*†%@@@@
#@@@%†*~.. ..~*†%@@@#
@@@@%†*~.. WHICH HE DID. ..~*†%@@@@
#@@@%†*~.. ..~*†%@@@#
@@%*...... @@ * @@ ......*%@@
#@@@%†*~.. ..~*†%@@@#
#@@@%†*~.. WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ..~*†%@@@#
@@†**..... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON .....**†@@
@@†~~~~... EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ...~~~~†@@
#@@@%†*~.. UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ..~*†%@@@#
#@@@%†*~.. EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ..~*†%@@@#
@@@@%†*~.. INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ..~*†%@@@@
@@@@%†*~.. LIKED IT! ..~*†%@@@@
@@@@%†*~.. ..~*†%@@@@
@@†*~..... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY .....~*†@@
#@@@%†*~.. A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ..~*†%@@@#
@@@@%†*~.. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ..~*†%@@@@
@@@@%†*~.. WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ..~*†%@@@@
@@@@%†*~.. FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ..~*†%@@@@
@@@@%†*~.. THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ..~*†%@@@@
@@@@%†*~.. OVER THE PLANET. ..~*†%@@@@
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##@@%†*~.. @ * @ ..~*†%@@##
@%†*~..... .....~*†%@
@@@%%†*~.. AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ..~*†%%@@@
@%*~...... ......~*%@
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