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.^~*†$§### .. ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ .. ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## ###§$† M †$§### ##§$†*~^..
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....^~*†$§ LETS HEAR IT FOR §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# *** MC DONALDS *** #§$†*~^...
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.^~*†$§### WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ###§$†*~^.
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...^~*†$§# ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ ^ NUGGETS ^ §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## ^ FRIES ^ ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# ^ BIG MAC ^ #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ ^ COFFEE ^ §$†*~^....
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..^~*†$§## §§§§§ * §§§§§ ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ NIGHT SHE POACHED. §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## ^. THE GOLDEN M .^ ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### NEW AND FRESH. ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## FOREVER. ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## §§§ * §§§ ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #§$†*~^...
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.^~*†$§### WHICH HE DID. ###§$†*~^.
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...^~*†$§# §§ * §§ #§$†*~^...
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...^~*†$§# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# LIKED IT! #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ###§$†*~^.
..^~*†$§## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##§$†*~^..
...^~*†$§# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #§$†*~^...
....^~*†$§ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY §$†*~^....
...^~*†$§# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #§$†*~^...
..^~*†$§## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##§$†*~^..
.^~*†$§### OVER THE PLANET. ###§$†*~^.
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...^~*†$§# § * § #§$†*~^...
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...^~*†$§# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #§$†*~^...
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