The   Golden        
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place Long.  In  The  Day She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About The  Golden M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea  To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind  Of A Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The  Tavern Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In The Process  Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He   Vowed    To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out Of The  Cart  By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!