The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A  Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long. In  The  Day  She Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About  The  Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And Soon  Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid  The Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas   Found  The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As  Such He Of 
 Course Thought It A Good  Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity. However  He 
 Was Kind  Of A  Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care  For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In The Process  Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!