the   golden        
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged from  a  tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the  day she slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a  few years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about the  golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was kind of a  hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!