the   golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve she sold her  wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked about  the  golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell  into infamity. however he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!