the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place  long. in  the day  she slept,  in 
 the  eve she  sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the golden  m. 
 the  old tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough there  came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a cook,  and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding out  that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and  quickly expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!