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@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
##@@$*»~¨¨ ¨¨~»*$@@##
###@@$*»~¨ ¨¨ ~~ »» THE GOLDEN »» ~~ ¨¨ ¨~»*$@@###
##@@$*»~¨¨ ##¶@@$ M $@@¶## ¨¨~»*$@@##
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ *** MC DONALDS *** ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$
*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ NUGGETS ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ FRIES ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ BIG MAC ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~ COFFEE ~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ @@@@@ * @@@@@ ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
##@@$*»~¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨~»*$@@##
###@@$*»~¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨~»*$@@###
##@@$*»~¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨~»*$@@##
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$
*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ ~¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨~ ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
##@@$*»~¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨~»*$@@##
###@@$*»~¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨~»*$@@###
##@@$*»~¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨~»*$@@##
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$
*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ @@@ * @@@ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
##@@$*»~¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨~»*$@@##
###@@$*»~¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨~»*$@@###
##@@$*»~¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨~»*$@@##
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$
*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
##@@$*»~¨¨ ¨¨~»*$@@##
###@@$*»~¨ @@ * @@ ¨~»*$@@###
##@@$*»~¨¨ ¨¨~»*$@@##
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$
*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»
*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ @ * @ ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
##@@$*»~¨¨ ¨¨~»*$@@##
###@@$*»~¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨~»*$@@###
##@@$*»~¨¨ ¨¨~»*$@@##
#@@$*»~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~»*$@@#
@@$*»~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~»*$@@
@$*»~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~»*$@
$*»~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»*$