the   golden        
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the day  she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares,  and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that  of a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell  into infamity. however he 
 was  kind of a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the  process of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!