,,,--†**## ##**†--,,,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,,--»»*¤¤# #¤¤*»»--,,
,,,---†*¤# ,, -- »» THE GOLDEN »» -- ,, #¤*†---,,,
,-»†*¤#### ###¤** M **¤### ####¤*†»-,
,,,,-†***# #***†-,,,,
,-»†**#### LETS HEAR IT FOR ####**†»-,
,-»†**¤### ††† MC DONALDS ††† ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤¤¤¤ ¤¤¤¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ###¤**†»-,
,,,,,»†**# #**†»,,,,,
,-»†*¤#### - CHEESEBURGER - ####¤*†»-,
,,,-†****# - NUGGETS - #****†-,,,
,-»†**¤### - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### - FRIES - ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### - CARBONATED WATER - ###¤**†»-,
,,,,,,,»*¤ - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ¤*»,,,,,,,
,-»†**¤### - BIG MAC - ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### - COFFEE - ###¤**†»-,
,,,-»»†*¤¤ ¤¤*†»»-,,,
,-»†**¤### ¤¤¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤¤¤ ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,,,--††*¤# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #¤*††--,,,
,-»†**¤### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###¤**†»-,
,,,,,,,»*¤ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¤*»,,,,,,,
,-»†**¤### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###¤**†»-,
,,---»†*## ##*†»---,,
,-†**¤#### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ####¤**†-,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### NIGHT SHE POACHED. ###¤**†»-,
,-»†††**¤# #¤**†††»-,
,-»**¤#### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ####¤**»-,
,,,,,,-†*# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #*†-,,,,,,
,-»†**¤### -, THE GOLDEN M ,- ###¤**†»-,
,,,,-†*¤¤¤ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¤¤¤*†-,,,,
,,,,,-»*¤# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #¤*»-,,,,,
,-»†****## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##****†»-,
,-»†**¤¤¤¤ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¤¤¤¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### NEW AND FRESH. ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ###¤**†»-,
,,,-»***¤# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #¤***»-,,,
,-»†**¤### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ###¤**†»-,
,,-»»»††*# #*††»»»-,,
,-»†**¤### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ###¤**†»-,
,,,,-†**¤¤ FOREVER. ¤¤**†-,,,,
,,,,»»**¤# #¤**»»,,,,
,-»†**¤### ¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤ ###¤**†»-,
,-»†****¤# #¤****†»-,
,,,»»»†**¤ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¤**†»»»,,,
,-»†***¤¤# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #¤¤***†»-,
,,,--†***¤ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¤***†--,,,
,---†**¤¤# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #¤¤**†---,
,,,,,,»†*¤ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¤*†»,,,,,,
,,,--†*¤## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##¤*†--,,,
,,-»††**## ##**††»-,,
,-»†**¤### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ###¤**†»-,
,,,---†*¤# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #¤*†---,,,
,,,,,-†*¤¤ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¤¤*†-,,,,,
,-»††††*¤¤ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¤¤*††††»-,
,,,,,,-†*# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #*†-,,,,,,
,-»†**¤### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ###¤**†»-,
,-»†****¤¤ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¤¤****†»-,
,-»†**¤### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###¤**†»-,
,-»»††**## ##**††»»-,
,-»†****¤# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #¤****†»-,
,-»†**¤### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###¤**†»-,
,-»†***¤¤# #¤¤***†»-,
,,,-»**¤¤# WHICH HE DID. #¤¤**»-,,,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### ¤¤ † ¤¤ ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ###¤**†»-,
,,,-»»**¤# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #¤**»»-,,,
,-»†**¤### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ###¤**†»-,
,,,,,-††*¤ LIKED IT! ¤*††-,,,,,
,,--†††*## ##*†††--,,
,-»†**¤### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ###¤**†»-,
-»†**¤#### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ####¤**†»-
,-»†**¤### WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###¤**†»-,
,,,,-»†*¤# THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL #¤*†»-,,,,
,--»»»*¤## OVER THE PLANET. ##¤*»»»--,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,,,,,-††*# ¤ † ¤ #*††-,,,,,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ###¤**†»-,
,,,--»»†*# #*†»»--,,,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,
,-»†**¤### ###¤**†»-,