¨^~†^%#@## ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# ¨¨ ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ¨¨ #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## #@#§%^ M ^%§#@# ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ LETS HEAR IT FOR @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# ††† MC DONALDS ††† #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ ^ NUGGETS ^ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ ^ FRIES ^ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# ^ BIG MAC ^ #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ ^ COFFEE ^ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ §§§§§ † §§§§§ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ NIGHT SHE POACHED. @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# NEW AND FRESH. #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ FOREVER. @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## §§§ † §§§ ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# WHICH HE DID. #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# §§ † §§ #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# LIKED IT! #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# OVER THE PLANET. #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# § † § #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~†^%# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #%^†~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨^~†^%#@## ##@#%^†~^¨
¨¨^~†^%#@# #@#%^†~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~†^%#@ @#%^†~^¨¨¨