the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the golden  m. 
 the old tavern had  their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a  little too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of  a cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got  scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!