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###&$^-:,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,:-^$&###
####&$^-:, ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ,:-^$&####
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##&$^-:,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,:-^$&##
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&$^-:,,,,, : CHEESEBURGER : ,,,,,:-^$&
#&$^-:,,,, : NUGGETS : ,,,,:-^$&#
##&$^-:,,, : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ,,,:-^$&##
###&$^-:,, : FRIES : ,,:-^$&###
####&$^-:, : CARBONATED WATER : ,:-^$&####
###&$^-:,, : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ,,:-^$&###
##&$^-:,,, : BIG MAC : ,,,:-^$&##
#&$^-:,,,, : COFFEE : ,,,,:-^$&#
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###&$^-:,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,:-^$&###
####&$^-:, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,:-^$&####
###&$^-:,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,:-^$&###
##&$^-:,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,:-^$&##
#&$^-:,,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,,:-^$&#
&$^-:,,,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,,,:-^$&
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##&$^-:,,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,:-^$&##
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####&$^-:, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,:-^$&####
###&$^-:,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,:-^$&###
##&$^-:,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,:-^$&##
#&$^-:,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,:-^$&#
&$^-:,,,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,,,:-^$&
#&$^-:,,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,,:-^$&#
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###&$^-:,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,:-^$&###
####&$^-:, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,:-^$&####
###&$^-:,, :, THE GOLDEN M ,: ,,:-^$&###
##&$^-:,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,:-^$&##
#&$^-:,,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,,:-^$&#
&$^-:,,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,,:-^$&
#&$^-:,,,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,,,:-^$&#
##&$^-:,,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,,:-^$&##
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####&$^-:, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,:-^$&####
###&$^-:,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,:-^$&###
##&$^-:,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,:-^$&##
#&$^-:,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,:-^$&#
&$^-:,,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,,:-^$&
#&$^-:,,,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,,,:-^$&#
##&$^-:,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,:-^$&##
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####&$^-:, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,:-^$&####
###&$^-:,, FOREVER. ,,:-^$&###
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#&$^-:,,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,,:-^$&#
##&$^-:,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,:-^$&##
###&$^-:,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,:-^$&###
####&$^-:, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,:-^$&####
###&$^-:,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,:-^$&###
##&$^-:,,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,,:-^$&##
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&$^-:,,,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,,,:-^$&
#&$^-:,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,:-^$&#
##&$^-:,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,:-^$&##
###&$^-:,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,:-^$&###
####&$^-:, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,:-^$&####
###&$^-:,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,:-^$&###
##&$^-:,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,:-^$&##
#&$^-:,,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,,:-^$&#
&$^-:,,,,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,,,,:-^$&
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##&$^-:,,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,,:-^$&##
###&$^-:,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,:-^$&###
####&$^-:, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,:-^$&####
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##&$^-:,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,:-^$&##
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##&$^-:,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,:-^$&##
###&$^-:,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,:-^$&###
####&$^-:, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,:-^$&####
###&$^-:,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,:-^$&###
##&$^-:,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,:-^$&##
#&$^-:,,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,,:-^$&#
&$^-:,,,,, LIKED IT! ,,,,,:-^$&
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##&$^-:,,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,,:-^$&##
###&$^-:,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,:-^$&###
####&$^-:, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,:-^$&####
###&$^-:,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,:-^$&###
##&$^-:,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,:-^$&##
#&$^-:,,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,,:-^$&#
&$^-:,,,,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,,,,:-^$&
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####&$^-:, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,:-^$&####
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