the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a  thousand years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of a  hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!