the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began a  thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't  all that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell  into infamity. however he 
 was  kind of a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the  process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!