the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long. in  the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a  few years, marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid the  cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was kind of  a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that  earth holds no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!