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##@$*†«-¨¨ ¨¨ -- «« THE GOLDEN «« -- ¨¨ ¨¨-«†*$@##
#@$*†«-¨¨¨ ##@#$* M *$#@## ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
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$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ††† MC DONALDS ††† ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
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«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - CHEESEBURGER - ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - NUGGETS - ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - FRIES - ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ - CARBONATED WATER - ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
@$*†«-¨¨¨¨ - BIG MAC - ¨¨¨¨-«†*$@
#@$*†«-¨¨¨ - COFFEE - ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
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###@$*†«-¨ ##### † ##### ¨-«†*$@###
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#@$*†«-¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
@$*†«-¨¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨-«†*$@
$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
@$*†«-¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨-«†*$@
#@$*†«-¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
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###@$*†«-¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨-«†*$@###
##@$*†«-¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨-«†*$@##
#@$*†«-¨¨¨ -¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨- ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
@$*†«-¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨-«†*$@
$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
@$*†«-¨¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨¨-«†*$@
#@$*†«-¨¨¨ ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
##@$*†«-¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨-«†*$@##
###@$*†«-¨ FOREVER. ¨-«†*$@###
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#@$*†«-¨¨¨ ### † ### ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
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$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
@$*†«-¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨-«†*$@
#@$*†«-¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
##@$*†«-¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨-«†*$@##
###@$*†«-¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨-«†*$@###
##@$*†«-¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨-«†*$@##
#@$*†«-¨¨¨ ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
@$*†«-¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨-«†*$@
$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ## † ## ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
@$*†«-¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨-«†*$@
#@$*†«-¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
##@$*†«-¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨-«†*$@##
###@$*†«-¨ ¨-«†*$@###
##@$*†«-¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨-«†*$@##
#@$*†«-¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨-«†*$@#
@$*†«-¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨-«†*$@
$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ # † # ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†
*†«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«†*
$*†«-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-«†*$
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