the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't  all that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the process  of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding out  that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of  the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!