&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
##¶§&†/«,¨ ¨,«/†&§¶##
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ ¨¨ ,, «« THE GOLDEN «« ,, ¨¨ ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ ##¶§&† M †&§¶## ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ /// MC DONALDS /// ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ , CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ , NUGGETS , ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
##¶§&†/«,¨ , FRIES , ¨,«/†&§¶##
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ , CARBONATED WATER , ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ , BIG MAC , ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ , COFFEE , ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ §§§§§ / §§§§§ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
##¶§&†/«,¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨,«/†&§¶##
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
##¶§&†/«,¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨,«/†&§¶##
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
##¶§&†/«,¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨,«/†&§¶##
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ §§§ / §§§ ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
##¶§&†/«,¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨,«/†&§¶##
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
##¶§&†/«,¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨,«/†&§¶##
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ §§ / §§ ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
##¶§&†/«,¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨,«/†&§¶##
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
##¶§&†/«,¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨,«/†&§¶##
#¶§&†/«,¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨,«/†&§¶#
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ § / § ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/
†/«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«/†
&†/«,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,«/†&
§&†/«,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,«/†&§
¶§&†/«,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,«/†&§¶