the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long. in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a  few years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about the  golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid the  cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as  such he of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a cook, and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that earth  holds no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!