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,,=;***&@@ @@&***;=,,
,,=;*@&@@@ @@@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@@# #@@&@*;=,,
,,=;@&@### ###@&@;=,,
,,=;*@&@## ,, ,, == THE GOLDEN == ,, ,, ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@* M *@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,,;;*&@ @&*;;,,,,,
,,,,,,,=*& LETS HEAR IT FOR &*=,,,,,,,
,,=;*@&@## ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@@@@# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #@@@@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;**@&&# , CHEESEBURGER , #&&@**;=,,
,,=;**@@@@ , NUGGETS , @@@@**;=,,
,,,,=;@@&@ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , @&@@;=,,,,
,,=;*@@### , FRIES , ###@@*;=,,
,,,====*&& , CARBONATED WATER , &&*====,,,
,,,,==*@@@ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , @@@*==,,,,
,,=;;;@&&# , BIG MAC , #&&@;;;=,,
,,=;*@&@@# , COFFEE , #@@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&### ###&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## &&&&& ; &&&&& ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@@### ###@@*;=,,
,,====;**& IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN &**;====,,
,,=;*@&@## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##@&@*;=,,
,=;*@&@### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ###@&@*;=,
,,===****& REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. &****===,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,;;@@@& BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. &@@@;;,,,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,====*& SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT &*====,,,,
,,,,,=*&@# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #@&*=,,,,,
,,=;*@&@## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&&&& PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN &&&&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,,=;@&& &&@;=,,,,,
,,=;*@&&@@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @@&&@*;=,,
,,,,,;*@@& HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT &@@*;,,,,,
,,=;*@&### ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ###&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;;;;*&# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #&*;;;;=,,
,,=;@&@### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###@&@;=,,
,,=;*@&@## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## NEW AND FRESH. ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@@# #@@&@*;=,,
,,,,,,=;@@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @@;=,,,,,,
,,,,,,;@@# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #@@;,,,,,,
,,=;@&@### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###@&@;=,,
,,,,,=**&& SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT &&**=,,,,,
,,=;*@&@## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;**@@@# FOREVER. #@@@**;=,,
,,,,,,=;*& &*;=,,,,,,
,,,,,,;*&& &&& ; &&& &&*;,,,,,,
,,=;*@@@@& &@@@@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,;;*&&@ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF @&&*;;,,,,
,,,,,;;*@@ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW @@*;;,,,,,
,,=;*@&@## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,,,,;*& QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE &*;,,,,,,,
,,=;*@&@## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*&@### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###@&*;=,,
,,,,,,=*&# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #&*=,,,,,,
,,=;*@&@## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##@&@*;=,,
,,,==;;@@& &@@;;==,,,
,,,,,=*&@@ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING @@&*=,,,,,
,,=;*@&@## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##@&@*;=,,
,,,==****& KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. &****==,,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,,;*@@@ WHICH HE DID. @@@*;,,,,,
,,=;*@&&@@ @@&&@*;=,,
,,,,==*@@& && ; && &@@*==,,,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,,,,=*& UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO &*=,,,,,,,
,,=;*@&@## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@@@&@ LIKED IT! @&@@@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,,,=;*& THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY &*;=,,,,,,
,,=;*@&@@@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @@@&@*;=,,
,,,,,;;*&& RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. &&*;;,,,,,
,,,,,;;**& WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY &**;;,,,,,
,,,,,,,=*& FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO &*=,,,,,,,
,,,,,==;*& THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL &*;==,,,,,
,,=;*@@@&@ OVER THE PLANET. @&@@@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## & ; & ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,,,,=*& &*=,,,,,,,
,,=;*@&@## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,,=*&&@ @&&*=,,,,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,=;*@&@## ##@&@*;=,,
,,,,,;@&&& &&&@;,,,,,