the   golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long. in  the day  she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she  sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years, marigolds  food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked about  the  golden  m. 
 the  old tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there  came a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind of a  hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!