The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A  Tavern After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart, Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long. In  The  Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About  The Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern Had  Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became A Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid  The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He   Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As Such He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A  Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity. However  He 
 Was Kind  Of  A Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In  The  Process Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much  About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!