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#@#&*§;~^, ,, ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ,, ,^~;§*&#@#
#@#&*§;~^, #@#&*§ M §*&#@# ,^~;§*&#@#
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##@#*§;~^, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,^~;§*#@##
#**;^,,,,, ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ,,,,,^;**#
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&§~,,,,,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,,,,,~§&
#@#&*§;~^, ,^~;§*&#@#
&§~,,,,,,, ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ,,,,,,,~§&
@&**;^,,,, ^ NUGGETS ^ ,,,,^;**&@
@&§~,,,,,, ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ,,,,,,~§&@
#**§~,,,,, ^ FRIES ^ ,,,,,~§**#
##@&*§;~^, ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ,^~;§*&@##
#@#&*§;~^, ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ,^~;§*&#@#
#@#&*§;~^, ^ BIG MAC ^ ,^~;§*&#@#
##@#*§;~^, ^ COFFEE ^ ,^~;§*#@##
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@##&*§;~^, &&&&& ; &&&&& ,^~;§*&##@
&**;~^^,,, ,,,^^~;**&
#&**;;^,,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,,^;;**&#
&***;^,,,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,,,^;***&
###&*§;~^, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,^~;§*&###
#&&§;^^^,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,^^^;§&&#
&§~^,,,,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,,,,^~§&
#@#&*§;~^, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,^~;§*&#@#
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#**§~^^,,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,^^~§**#
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&§§;^,,,,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,,,,^;§§&
#@#&*§;~^, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,^~;§*&#@#
@#&**§;~^, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,^~;§**&#@
&*§~^,,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,,^~§*&
#@#&*§;~^, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,^~;§*&#@#
#@#&*§;~^, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,^~;§*&#@#
#@#&*§;~^, ,^~;§*&#@#
#&&*;~^^,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,^^~;*&&#
#@#&*§;~^, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,^~;§*&#@#
###&*§;~^, ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ ,^~;§*&###
##@&*§;~^, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,^~;§*&@##
&*;~^,,,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,,,^~;*&
&*§;;^,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,^;;§*&
#@#&*§;~^, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,^~;§*&#@#
###&*§;~^, NEW AND FRESH. ,^~;§*&###
#@#&*§;~^, ,^~;§*&#@#
#*§;;;~^^, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,^^~;;;§*#
@@#&*§;~^, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,^~;§*&#@@
##@#&*§;^, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,^;§*&#@##
&§§§§;~^^, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,^^~;§§§§&
##@#&§;~^, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,^~;§&#@##
#@#&*§;~^, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,^~;§*&#@#
#&*;~^,,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,,^~;*&#
&§§~^,,,,, ,,,,,^~§§&
#*§~^,,,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,,,^~§*#
###&*§;~^, FOREVER. ,^~;§*&###
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##@#*§;~^, &&& ; &&& ,^~;§*#@##
##@&*§;~^, ,^~;§*&@##
#*;^,,,,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,,,,^;*#
###&*§;~^, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,^~;§*&###
#&§;;~,,,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,,,~;;§&#
#@#&*§;~^, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,^~;§*&#@#
#*§~^^^^^, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,^^^^^~§*#
@@#&*§;~^, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,^~;§*&#@@
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#@#&*§;~^, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,^~;§*&#@#
###&*§;~^, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,^~;§*&###
#@#&*§;~^, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,^~;§*&#@#
#@#&*§;~^, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,^~;§*&#@#
#@#&*§;~^, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,^~;§*&#@#
&*§;;;^,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,^;;;§*&
#&**;^,,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,,^;**&#
@&*§~~~~^, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,^~~~~§*&@
###&*§;~^, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,^~;§*&###
&*§;^^,,,, ,,,,^^;§*&
&&§§~^^^,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,^^^~§§&&
&&*;~^,,,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,,,^~;*&&
#@#&*§;~^, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,^~;§*&#@#
#@#&*§;~^, ,^~;§*&#@#
#@#&*§;~^, WHICH HE DID. ,^~;§*&#@#
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#@#&*§;~^, && ; && ,^~;§*&#@#
##@&*§;~^, ,^~;§*&@##
###&*§;~^, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,^~;§*&###
&&§§§;~^,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,^~;§§§&&
###&*§;~^, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,^~;§*&###
&**;~~^,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,^~~;**&
@&&§~^^^,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,^^^~§&&@
#&§;;~^^^, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,^^^~;;§&#
@&&§;;~^^, LIKED IT! ,^^~;;§&&@
#**§~^,,,, ,,,,^~§**#
##&&*§;~^, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,^~;§*&&##
&§~^^,,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,,^^~§&
@@#&*§;~^, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,^~;§*&#@@
@@#&*§;~^, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,^~;§*&#@@
##*;;~^,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,^~;;*##
@@#&*§;~^, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,^~;§*&#@@
&&§~,,,,,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,,,,,~§&&
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@@#&*§;~^, & ; & ,^~;§*&#@@
@@#&*§;~^, ,^~;§*&#@@
##@&*§;~^, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,^~;§*&@##
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