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¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^»:* LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK *:»^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^»:*$# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^»:*$## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##$*:»^¨¨¨
¨¨^»:*$### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###$*:»^¨¨
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¨¨^»:*$### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###$*:»^¨¨
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¨¨¨¨^»:*$# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^»:* OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME *:»^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^»:*$# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^»:*$## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##$*:»^¨¨¨
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¨^»:*$#### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ####$*:»^¨
¨¨^»:*$### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###$*:»^¨¨
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¨¨¨¨^»:*$# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^»:* DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. *:»^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^»:*$# NEW AND FRESH. #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^»:*$## ##$*:»^¨¨¨
¨¨^»:*$### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ###$*:»^¨¨
¨^»:*$#### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ####$*:»^¨
¨¨^»:*$### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###$*:»^¨¨
¨¨¨^»:*$## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##$*:»^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^»:*$# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^»:* AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. *:»^¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨^»:*$# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^»:*$## FOREVER. ##$*:»^¨¨¨
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¨¨¨^»:*$## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##$*:»^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^»:*$# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^»:* (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF *:»^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^»:*$# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
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¨¨^»:*$### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###$*:»^¨¨
¨^»:*$#### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ####$*:»^¨
¨¨^»:*$### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###$*:»^¨¨
¨¨¨^»:*$## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##$*:»^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^»:*$# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨^»:* (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO *:»^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^»:*$# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
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¨¨^»:*$### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###$*:»^¨¨
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¨¨¨¨^»:*$# WHICH HE DID. #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨^»:*$# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^»:*$## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##$*:»^¨¨¨
¨¨^»:*$### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###$*:»^¨¨
¨^»:*$#### UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ####$*:»^¨
¨¨^»:*$### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ###$*:»^¨¨
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¨¨¨¨^»:*$# LIKED IT! #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨^»:* THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY *:»^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^»:*$ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO $*:»^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^»:*$# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #$*:»^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^»:*$## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##$*:»^¨¨¨
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