the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in  the  day she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she  sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind of a hardhat  and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the  cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!