the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place  long. in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!