the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked about  the  golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough there  came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was  kind of a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of  the cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!