The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged From  A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long. In The  Day  She  Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About  The Golden M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became A  Little  Too Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon  Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It A Good  Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind  Of  A  Hardhat And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In  The Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,    He    Vowed   To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!