,,,,,,«=¤# #¤=«,,,,,,
,,,,,,~«=¤ ¤=«~,,,,,,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,,,,,~//%# #%//~,,,,,
,,,«//==¤# #¤==//«,,,
,~~«//%%%# ,, ~~ «« THE GOLDEN «« ~~ ,, #%%%//«~~,
,,,,~//%## ###¤%= M =%¤### ##%//~,,,,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,,,««/%%¤¤ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¤¤%%/««,,,
,,~«//=%%¤ /// MC DONALDS /// ¤%%=//«~,,
,,~~«==%¤# #¤%==«~~,,
,,,,,«/=%¤ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¤%=/«,,,,,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,,,,,~/=%# ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ #%=/~,,,,,
,~«/=%¤### ~ NUGGETS ~ ###¤%=/«~,
,,,,,~~«=¤ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ¤=«~~,,,,,
,~«/=%¤### ~ FRIES ~ ###¤%=/«~,
,,,~~~«/=¤ ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ¤=/«~~~,,,
,,,,~~/%¤# ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ #¤%/~~,,,,
,,,~~~/=¤¤ ~ BIG MAC ~ ¤¤=/~~~,,,
,~«/=%¤### ~ COFFEE ~ ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,,,,~//=%¤ ¤¤¤¤¤ / ¤¤¤¤¤ ¤%=//~,,,,
,,,~~«=¤¤¤ ¤¤¤=«~~,,,
,~«/=%¤### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%%%¤# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #¤%%%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###¤%=/«~,
,,,,~~/%%¤ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¤%%/~~,,,,
,~«/===%%# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #%%===/«~,
,~«/==%%%# #%%%==/«~,
,,,,~~«==¤ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¤==«~~,,,,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/%¤#### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ####¤%/«~,
,~«/=%¤### BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ###¤%=/«~,
,,,«//%%## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##%%//«,,,
,~«/=%¤¤¤¤ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¤¤¤¤%=/«~,
,~«/=¤#### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ####¤=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### NIGHT SHE POACHED. ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,,,~«//%%¤ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¤%%//«~,,,
,~«/=%¤### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### ~, THE GOLDEN M ,~ ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ###¤%=/«~,
,,~««//%## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##%//««~,,
,~«/====¤# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #¤====/«~,
,,,~«=%%¤# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #¤%%=«~,,,
,~«///%%## NEW AND FRESH. ##%%///«~,
,,,~««==¤¤ ¤¤==««~,,,
,,,~«//%¤¤ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¤¤%//«~,,,
,,,,«===%# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #%===«,,,,
,~«/=%¤### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###¤%=/«~,
,,~~««=¤¤# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #¤¤=««~~,,
,,,,,,,«=¤ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¤=«,,,,,,,
,~«/=%¤### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%%¤## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##¤%%=/«~,
,,,~«/%¤## ##¤%/«~,,,
,,,,,«==¤# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #¤==«,,,,,
,,,~~~«/%¤ FOREVER. ¤%/«~~~,,,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,,,,~~«==¤ ¤¤¤ / ¤¤¤ ¤==«~~,,,,
,,,,,,,«=¤ ¤=«,,,,,,,
,~«/=%¤### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###¤%=/«~,
,,,,,,~«=¤ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¤=«~,,,,,,
,,,,,~««=¤ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¤=««~,,,,,
,~«/===¤¤¤ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¤¤¤===/«~,
,,,,,~//%¤ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¤%//~,,,,,
,,,,~~/%%¤ ¤%%/~~,,,,
,~«/===%¤# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #¤%===/«~,
,,,,,~/=¤¤ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¤¤=/~,,,,,
,~«/=%¤### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%%¤¤¤ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¤¤¤%%=/«~,
,,,«««/%¤¤ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¤¤%/«««,,,
,~«/=%¤### SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ###¤%=/«~,
,,,,««=%¤# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #¤%=««,,,,
,,,~«/=¤## ##¤=/«~,,,
,,~~/=%¤¤¤ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¤¤¤%=/~~,,
,~~«//=%## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##%=//«~~,
,~«/=%¤### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/==%¤## WHICH HE DID. ##¤%==/«~,
,~«/=%¤¤## ##¤¤%=/«~,
,~/=%¤#### ¤¤ / ¤¤ ####¤%=/~,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/===%¤¤ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¤¤%===/«~,
,,~~««/%¤# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #¤%/««~~,,
,~«/=%¤### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ###¤%=/«~,
,,~«««=¤¤# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #¤¤=«««~,,
,~«/=%¤¤## LIKED IT! ##¤¤%=/«~,
,,,,,~/=%¤ ¤%=/~,,,,,
,~~~~«=%¤¤ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¤¤%=«~~~~,
,~«/=%¤¤¤# A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO #¤¤¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ###¤%=/«~,
,,,,~//=¤# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #¤=//~,,,,
,~«/=%¤### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### OVER THE PLANET. ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### ¤ / ¤ ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ###¤%=/«~,
,~«/=%¤### ###¤%=/«~,
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