the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern  after a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the  eve she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a  little too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a cook,  and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed  out of the cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!