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¨^«^^$#### ^ carbonated water ^ ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### ^ bearnaise dip sauce ^ ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### ^ big mac ^ ####$^^«^¨
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¨¨¨¨^^$### like the eighteenth century. a dark ###$^^¨¨¨¨
¨^^^^^^^$# figure emerged from a tavern after a #$^^^^^^^¨
¨^«^^$#### few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### it was illegal to sell food in the ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$$$## region for everybody except that tavern. ##$$$^^«^¨
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¨^«^^$#### but marigold didn't care. ####$^^«^¨
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¨¨^«««^^## she began putting dried lizard meat ##^^«««^¨¨
¨^«^^$#### between two bread slices, operating out ####$^^«^¨
¨^««^^$$## of a cart, not staying in the same ##$$^^««^¨
¨^«^^$#### place long. in the day she slept, in ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### the eve she sold her wares, and in the ####$^^«^¨
¨¨¨¨^«^^## night she poached. ##^^«^¨¨¨¨
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¨^«^^$#### after a few years, marigolds food cart ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^^^$## had a reputation. she called it ##$^^^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### ^¨ the golden m ¨^ ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### and people talked about the golden m. ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### the old tavern had their monopoly and ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### didn't change their menu much. ####$^^«^¨
¨¨¨¨^^^$## marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ##$^^^¨¨¨¨
¨^«^^^^^## new and fresh. ##^^^^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### however, she became a little too well ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### known. the taverns men hot on her ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### trail, she could stay a shorter and ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### shorter time in each location. she felt ####$^^«^¨
¨¨¨¨^^^^$# hunted. and soon enough there came a #$^^^^¨¨¨¨
¨^«^^$#### time when they started watching for her ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### at the gates of every village. ####$^^«^¨
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¨^«^^$#### so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ####$^^«^¨
¨¨¨¨¨^«^$# forever. #$^«^¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨^««^^$## ##$^^««^¨¨
¨^«^^$#### after thirty years, a man named ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### nicholas found the cart. he was a ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### cursed entrepreneur (they all are ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ####$^^«^¨
¨¨¨¨^«^$## course thought it a good idea to follow ##$^«^¨¨¨¨
¨^«^^$#### in marigolds foodsteps. ####$^^«^¨
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¨^«^^$#### he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ####$^^«^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«^# though some recognized the golden m, he #^«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨^«^^^$$$# quickly fell into infamity. however he #$$$^^^«^¨
¨¨¨^«^^$## was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ##$^^«^¨¨¨
¨^«^^^^$## trying. the tavern didn't care for him ##$^^^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### since nobody bought his food anyway ####$^^«^¨
¨¨¨¨^«^^$# (and also they had expanded too #$^^«^¨¨¨¨
¨^«^^$#### quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### was in the process of falling apart). ####$^^«^¨
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¨¨¨^^^^^$# angry at everyone for not understanding #$^^^^^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^«^$## his food, he vowed to leave ##$^«^¨¨¨¨
¨^«^^$#### kirugu vargir entierly. ####$^^«^¨
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¨^«^^$#### which he did. ####$^^«^¨
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¨^«^^$#### we dont know much about how he traveled ####$^^«^¨
¨¨¨¨^^$### or where, but eventually he ended up on ###$^^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^^^^$$# earth in the fifties. #$$^^^^¨¨¨
¨^«^^$#### upon finding out that earth holds no ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^^^^## edible lizards, he settled for cow meat ##^^^^^«^¨
¨^«^^^^$## instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ##$^^^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### liked it! ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$$$## ##$$$^^«^¨
¨^«^$##### then he got scammed out of the cart by #####$^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### a man named mickey mac donalds, who ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### renamed the business after himself. ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ####$^^«^¨
¨¨¨¨^«««^# funneled his inherited billions into #^«««^¨¨¨¨
¨^«^^$#### the project, and quickly expanded all ####$^^«^¨
¨^«^^$#### over the planet. ####$^^«^¨
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¨^«^^^^$$# and the rest is history! #$$^^^^«^¨
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