The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began A Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In  The Day She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And  In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About  The  Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A  Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough There  Came  A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And  As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That  Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly  Fell Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind  Of A  Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His   Food,   He    Vowed    To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed Out Of The  Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!