The  Golden          
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A  Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged From  A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The Day  She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About The  Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became  A Little Too  Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And Soon  Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of  A  Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind  Of A Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In  The Process  Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed Out Of The  Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!