the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the  day  she  slept, in 
 the  eve  she sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a little  too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i mean))  and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a  cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the  process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of  the cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!