the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i mean))  and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't  all that  of a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in  the  process of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!