The   Golden          
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began A  Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In  The Day  She Slept, In 
 The Eve She  Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea  To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That  Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly  Fell  Into Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind  Of A Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In  The  Process Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed  Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!