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¤†;-^¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨ ^^ -- THE GOLDEN -- ^^ ¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨^-;†¤
†;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨ ##@§¤† M †¤§@## ¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;†
;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;
-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ NUGGETS ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ FRIES ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-
;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ BIG MAC ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;
†;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ COFFEE ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;†
¤†;-^¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨^-;†¤
§¤†;-^¨¨¨¨ §§§§§ ; §§§§§ ¨¨¨¨^-;†¤§
@§¤†;-^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^-;†¤§@
#@§¤†;-^¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨^-;†¤§@#
##@§¤†;-^¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨^-;†¤§@##
#@§¤†;-^¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨^-;†¤§@#
@§¤†;-^¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨^-;†¤§@
§¤†;-^¨¨¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨^-;†¤§
¤†;-^¨¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨^-;†¤
†;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;†
;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;
-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-
;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;
†;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;†
¤†;-^¨¨¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨¨¨^-;†¤
§¤†;-^¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨^-;†¤§
@§¤†;-^¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨^-;†¤§@
#@§¤†;-^¨¨ ¨¨^-;†¤§@#
##@§¤†;-^¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨^-;†¤§@##
#@§¤†;-^¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨^-;†¤§@#
@§¤†;-^¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨^-;†¤§@
§¤†;-^¨¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨¨^-;†¤§
¤†;-^¨¨¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨¨¨^-;†¤
†;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;†
;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;
-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ §§§ ; §§§ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-
;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;
†;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;†
¤†;-^¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨^-;†¤
§¤†;-^¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨^-;†¤§
@§¤†;-^¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨^-;†¤§@
#@§¤†;-^¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨^-;†¤§@#
##@§¤†;-^¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨^-;†¤§@##
#@§¤†;-^¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨^-;†¤§@#
@§¤†;-^¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨^-;†¤§@
§¤†;-^¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨¨¨^-;†¤§
¤†;-^¨¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨¨^-;†¤
†;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;†
;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;
-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ §§ ; §§ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-
;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;
†;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;†
¤†;-^¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨^-;†¤
§¤†;-^¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨^-;†¤§
@§¤†;-^¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨^-;†¤§@
#@§¤†;-^¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨^-;†¤§@#
##@§¤†;-^¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨^-;†¤§@##
#@§¤†;-^¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨^-;†¤§@#
@§¤†;-^¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨^-;†¤§@
§¤†;-^¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨^-;†¤§
¤†;-^¨¨¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨¨¨^-;†¤
†;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;†
;-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ § ; § ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-;
-^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^-
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨