@^=^...... ......^=^@
@@^=^..... .....^=^@@
@@@^=^.... ....^=^@@@
#@@@^=^... ...^=^@@@#
##@@@^=^.. ..^=^@@@##
###@@@^=^. .. ^^ == the golden == ^^ .. .^=^@@@###
##@@@^=^.. ##@@@^ m ^@@@## ..^=^@@@##
#@@@^=^... ...^=^@@@#
@@@^=^.... lets hear it for ....^=^@@@
@@^=^..... ††† mc donalds ††† .....^=^@@
@^=^...... ......^=^@
^=^....... what can i do ya for .......^=^
=^........ ........^=
^=^....... ^ cheeseburger ^ .......^=^
@^=^...... ^ nuggets ^ ......^=^@
@@^=^..... ^ double cheeseburger ^ .....^=^@@
@@@^=^.... ^ fries ^ ....^=^@@@
#@@@^=^... ^ carbonated water ^ ...^=^@@@#
##@@@^=^.. ^ bearnaise dip sauce ^ ..^=^@@@##
###@@@^=^. ^ big mac ^ .^=^@@@###
##@@@^=^.. ^ coffee ^ ..^=^@@@##
#@@@^=^... ...^=^@@@#
@@@^=^.... @@@@@ † @@@@@ ....^=^@@@
@@^=^..... .....^=^@@
@^=^...... it all began a thousand years ago in ......^=^@
^=^....... like the eighteenth century. a dark .......^=^
=^........ figure emerged from a tavern after a ........^=
^=^....... few years apprenticeship, with an idea. .......^=^
@^=^...... it was illegal to sell food in the ......^=^@
@@^=^..... region for everybody except that tavern. .....^=^@@
@@@^=^.... ....^=^@@@
#@@@^=^... but marigold didn't care. ...^=^@@@#
##@@@^=^.. ..^=^@@@##
###@@@^=^. she began putting dried lizard meat .^=^@@@###
##@@@^=^.. between two bread slices, operating out ..^=^@@@##
#@@@^=^... of a cart, not staying in the same ...^=^@@@#
@@@^=^.... place long. in the day she slept, in ....^=^@@@
@@^=^..... the eve she sold her wares, and in the .....^=^@@
@^=^...... night she poached. ......^=^@
^=^....... .......^=^
=^........ after a few years, marigolds food cart ........^=
^=^....... had a reputation. she called it .......^=^
@^=^...... ^. the golden m .^ ......^=^@
@@^=^..... and people talked about the golden m. .....^=^@@
@@@^=^.... the old tavern had their monopoly and ....^=^@@@
#@@@^=^... didn't change their menu much. ...^=^@@@#
##@@@^=^.. marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ..^=^@@@##
###@@@^=^. new and fresh. .^=^@@@###
##@@@^=^.. ..^=^@@@##
#@@@^=^... however, she became a little too well ...^=^@@@#
@@@^=^.... known. the taverns men hot on her ....^=^@@@
@@^=^..... trail, she could stay a shorter and .....^=^@@
@^=^...... shorter time in each location. she felt ......^=^@
^=^....... hunted. and soon enough there came a .......^=^
=^........ time when they started watching for her ........^=
^=^....... at the gates of every village. .......^=^
@^=^...... ......^=^@
@@^=^..... so she hid the cart, and disappeared, .....^=^@@
@@@^=^.... forever. ....^=^@@@
#@@@^=^... ...^=^@@@#
##@@@^=^.. @@@ † @@@ ..^=^@@@##
###@@@^=^. .^=^@@@###
##@@@^=^.. after thirty years, a man named ..^=^@@@##
#@@@^=^... nicholas found the cart. he was a ...^=^@@@#
@@@^=^.... cursed entrepreneur (they all are ....^=^@@@
@@^=^..... (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of .....^=^@@
@^=^...... course thought it a good idea to follow ......^=^@
^=^....... in marigolds foodsteps. .......^=^
=^........ ........^=
^=^....... he wasn't all that of a cook, and even .......^=^
@^=^...... though some recognized the golden m, he ......^=^@
@@^=^..... quickly fell into infamity. however he .....^=^@@
@@@^=^.... was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ....^=^@@@
#@@@^=^... trying. the tavern didn't care for him ...^=^@@@#
##@@@^=^.. since nobody bought his food anyway ..^=^@@@##
###@@@^=^. (and also they had expanded too .^=^@@@###
##@@@^=^.. quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ..^=^@@@##
#@@@^=^... was in the process of falling apart). ...^=^@@@#
@@@^=^.... ....^=^@@@
@@^=^..... angry at everyone for not understanding .....^=^@@
@^=^...... his food, he vowed to leave ......^=^@
^=^....... kirugu vargir entierly. .......^=^
=^........ ........^=
^=^....... which he did. .......^=^
@^=^...... ......^=^@
@@^=^..... @@ † @@ .....^=^@@
@@@^=^.... ....^=^@@@
#@@@^=^... we dont know much about how he traveled ...^=^@@@#
##@@@^=^.. or where, but eventually he ended up on ..^=^@@@##
###@@@^=^. earth in the fifties. .^=^@@@###
##@@@^=^.. upon finding out that earth holds no ..^=^@@@##
#@@@^=^... edible lizards, he settled for cow meat ...^=^@@@#
@@@^=^.... instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ....^=^@@@
@@^=^..... liked it! .....^=^@@
@^=^...... ......^=^@
^=^....... then he got scammed out of the cart by .......^=^
=^........ a man named mickey mac donalds, who ........^=
^=^....... renamed the business after himself. .......^=^
@^=^...... while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ......^=^@
@@^=^..... funneled his inherited billions into .....^=^@@
@@@^=^.... the project, and quickly expanded all ....^=^@@@
#@@@^=^... over the planet. ...^=^@@@#
##@@@^=^.. ..^=^@@@##
###@@@^=^. @ † @ .^=^@@@###
##@@@^=^.. ..^=^@@@##
#@@@^=^... and the rest is history! ...^=^@@@#
@@@^=^.... ....^=^@@@
@@^=^..... .....^=^@@
@^=^...... ......^=^@
^=^....... .......^=^
=^........ ........^=