,,~»=$$#@@ @@#$$=»~,,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,,,,,~»=@# #@=»~,,,,,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$#@### ###@#$=»~,
,,,,,,»$#@ ,, ~~ »» THE GOLDEN »» ~~ ,, @#$»,,,,,,
,,,,,,»$## ##@#@$ M $@#@## ##$»,,,,,,
,,,,»»$@@@ @@@$»»,,,,
,~»=$@@### LETS HEAR IT FOR ###@@$=»~,
,,~~»=$$@# === MC DONALDS === #@$$=»~~,,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,,,~»=$@@# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #@@$=»~,,,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## ~ NUGGETS ~ ##@#@$=»~,
,,,~~=$### ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ###$=~~,,,
,,~~~~»$## ~ FRIES ~ ##$»~~~~,,
,~»=$@#@## ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=@#@### ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ###@#@=»~,
,,,~~~==@@ ~ BIG MAC ~ @@==~~~,,,
,,,,,~=@@# ~ COFFEE ~ #@@=~,,,,,
,~»=$@##@# #@##@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## ##### = ##### ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,,,,»»$$@@ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN @@$$»»,,,,
,~»=$@#@@# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #@@#@$=»~,
,,,,~»=$## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##$=»~,,,,
,~»=$@#@## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##@#@$=»~,
,,~~~»==@# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #@==»~~~,,
,~»=$@#@## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##@#@$=»~,
,,,,,~»=$# #$=»~,,,,,
,~»=$@#@## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$$$$@@ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT @@$$$$=»~,
,,,,»$$$@@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @@$$$»,,,,
,~»=$@#@## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##@#@$=»~,
,,,,~»$@@# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #@@$»~,,,,
,,,,,~»=@# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #@=»~,,,,,
,~»=$@#### NIGHT SHE POACHED. ####@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#### ~, THE GOLDEN M ,~ ####@$=»~,
,,,,~=@#@@ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. @@#@=~,,,,
,~»=$@#@## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##@#@$=»~,
,,,,»=@@@@ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. @@@@=»,,,,
,~~~»=$$## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##$$=»~~~,
,~»=$@#@## NEW AND FRESH. ##@#@$=»~,
,~»»»$@@@@ @@@@$»»»~,
,~»=$@#@## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##@#@$=»~,
,,,,,~=@#@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @#@=~,,,,,
,,,,~~==@@ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND @@==~~,,,,
,~»=$@#@## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$#@### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ###@#$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,~»»==$@## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##@$==»»~,
,,,,,,»=@# FOREVER. #@=»,,,,,,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,,,~=$$@@@ ### = ### @@@$$=~,,,
,,~»»$$@## ##@$$»»~,,
,,,~~=$### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ###$=~~,,,
,,,,,~=@@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@@=~,,,,,
,~»=$@#@## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@@### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ###@@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ####@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,~»==$@@@# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #@@@$==»~,
,,,,,,,»$# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #$»,,,,,,,
,,~~»=@@@@ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE @@@@=»~~,,
,~»=$@#@## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@@@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @@@#@$=»~,
,,,,,»»=$# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #$=»»,,,,,
,~»=$@#@@# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #@@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#### ####@$=»~,
,~»=$#@### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###@#$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@@# #@@#@$=»~,
,,,,,~~=@@ WHICH HE DID. @@=~~,,,,,
,~»=$@#@@@ @@@#@$=»~,
,,~~~~=@#@ ## = ## @#@=~~~~,,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,,,,,~»$## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##$»~,,,,,
,~»=$@#### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ####@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@@@ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. @@@#@$=»~,
,~»==$$$$# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #$$$$==»~,
,~»=$@#@## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##@#@$=»~,
,,,~»==$#@ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK @#$==»~,,,
,,,,~=$@@@ LIKED IT! @@@$=~,,,,
,,,,~~»=@# #@=»~~,,,,
,~»=$@#@## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@@# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #@@#@$=»~,
,,,~~==@## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##@==~~,,,
,,,,,,~»$# OVER THE PLANET. #$»~,,,,,,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,,,,~==$$# # = # #$$==~,,,,
,,,~~»$$$# #$$$»~~,,,
,~»=$@@### AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ###@@$=»~,
,~»=$@@### ###@@$=»~,
,~»»»===$# #$===»»»~,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@## ##@#@$=»~,
,~»=$@#@@# #@@#@$=»~,