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..--:*§### .. -- -- THE GOLDEN -- -- .. ###§*:--..
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.--:*§#### LETS HEAR IT FOR ####§*:--.
..--:*§### ::: MC DONALDS ::: ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### - CHEESEBURGER - ###§*:--..
...--:*§## - NUGGETS - ##§*:--...
..--:*§### - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### - FRIES - ####§*:--.
..--:*§### - CARBONATED WATER - ###§*:--..
...--:*§## - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ##§*:--...
..--:*§### - BIG MAC - ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### - COFFEE - ####§*:--.
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...--:*§## ##### : ##### ##§*:--...
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.--:*§#### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ####§*:--.
..--:*§### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###§*:--..
...--:*§## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##§*:--...
..--:*§### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ####§*:--.
..--:*§### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###§*:--..
...--:*§## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##§*:--...
..--:*§### OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ####§*:--.
..--:*§### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###§*:--..
...--:*§## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##§*:--...
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.--:*§#### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ####§*:--.
..--:*§### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###§*:--..
...--:*§## -. THE GOLDEN M .- ##§*:--...
..--:*§### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ####§*:--.
..--:*§### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###§*:--..
...--:*§## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##§*:--...
..--:*§### NEW AND FRESH. ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ###§*:--..
...--:*§## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##§*:--...
..--:*§### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ####§*:--.
..--:*§### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###§*:--..
...--:*§## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##§*:--...
..--:*§### AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### ####§*:--.
..--:*§### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ###§*:--..
...--:*§## FOREVER. ##§*:--...
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...--:*§## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##§*:--...
..--:*§### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ####§*:--.
..--:*§### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ###§*:--..
...--:*§## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##§*:--...
..--:*§### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###§*:--..
...--:*§## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##§*:--...
..--:*§### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ####§*:--.
..--:*§### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###§*:--..
...--:*§## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##§*:--...
..--:*§### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ####§*:--.
..--:*§### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###§*:--..
...--:*§## ##§*:--...
..--:*§### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ####§*:--.
..--:*§### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### WHICH HE DID. ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### ## : ## ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ####§*:--.
..--:*§### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###§*:--..
...--:*§## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##§*:--...
..--:*§### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ####§*:--.
..--:*§### LIKED IT! ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ####§*:--.
..--:*§### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ###§*:--..
...--:*§## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##§*:--...
..--:*§### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ####§*:--.
..--:*§### OVER THE PLANET. ###§*:--..
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..--:*§### # : # ###§*:--..
.--:*§#### ####§*:--.
..--:*§### AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ###§*:--..
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