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£§&*,¨¨¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨¨¨,*&§£
##£§&§*~,¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨,~*§&§£##
##£§&§*~,¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨,~*§&§£##
££&*~,,¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨,,~*&££
£§§&§*,,¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨,,*§&§§£
##£§&§*~,¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨,~*§&§£##
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£&&&&§*~,¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨,~*§&&&&£
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££§&&§*~,¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨,~*§&&§££
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##£§&§*~,¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨,~*§&§£##
##£§&§*~,¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨,~*§&§£##
##£§&§*~,¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨,~*§&§£##
£&*,,,¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨,,,*&£
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§&*,¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨¨¨¨¨,*&§
££&&*,¨¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨¨,*&&££
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£££§&§*~,¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨,~*§&§£££
##£§&§*~,¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨,~*§&§£##
##£§&§*~,¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨,~*§&§£##
###£§&§*~, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,~*§&§£###
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#£&****~,¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨,~****&£#
££§§**,¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨,**§§££
##£§&§*~,¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨,~*§&§£##
££&&§§*~,¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨,~*§§&&££
#§&**~~,¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨,~~**&§#
£&&§~,¨¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨¨¨,~§&&£
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###£§&*~,¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨,~*&§£###
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££§&§§*~,¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨,~*§§&§££
###£§&§*~, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,~*§&§£###
##£§&§*~,¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨,~*§&§£##
###£§§*~,¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨,~*§§£###
£§§§*,¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨,*§§§£
###£§&*~,¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨,~*&§£###
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##£§&§*~,¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨,~*§&§£##
§§***~¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨~***§§
##£§&§*~,¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨,~*§&§£##
£&§*~¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨~*§&£
#§&*~~¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨~~*&§#
£&§~¨¨¨¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨¨¨¨~§&£
§§§§**~~,¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨,~~**§§§§
§§§§&§*~,¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨,~*§&§§§§
§&**,¨¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨¨,**&§
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##£§&§*~,¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨,~*§&§£##
£§§§*~~¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨~~*§§§£
##£§&§*~,¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨,~*§&§£##
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§§***~~¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨~~***§§
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##£§&§*~,¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨,~*§&§£##
£§§§*,¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨,*§§§£
§§§**~¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨~**§§§
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##£§&§*~,¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨,~*§&§£##
§§§§§§*~,¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨,~*§§§§§§
##£§&§*~,¨ LIKED IT! ¨,~*§&§£##
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##£§&§*~,¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨,~*§&§£##
###§&§*~,¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨,~*§&§###
##£§&§*~,¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨,~*§&§£##
#§&&*,,¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨,,*&&§#
§§§**~,¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨,~**§§§
#§§§~,¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨,~§§§#
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