the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began a  thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern  after a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in the  day  she  slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was kind  of a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that  earth holds no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the  cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!