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,,«:*@#£## , FRIES , ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## , CARBONATED WATER , ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#### , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ####@*:«,,
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,,«:*@#£## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@###£ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK £###@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@£### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###£@*:«,,
,,««««*### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ###*««««,,
,,«:*@#£## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##£#@*:«,,
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,,«:*@#£## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@£### BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ###£@*:«,,
,,,,«**@## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##@**«,,,,
,,,««**@££ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ££@**««,,,
,,,,,:@@£# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #£@@:,,,,,
,,«:*@#£## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£££ £££#@*:«,,
,,,,«***@# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #@***«,,,,
,,«:*@#£## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##£#@*:«,,
,,««:::*@£ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND £@*:::««,,
,,,,,,:*#£ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. £#*:,,,,,,
,,«:*@#£## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## NEW AND FRESH. ##£#@*:«,,
,,«*@#£### ###£#@*«,,
,,,«:::@## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##@:::«,,,
,,«:****## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##****:«,,
,,«:*@#£## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£££ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT £££#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##£#@*:«,,
,,,,,,««*# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #*««,,,,,,
,,«:*@#£## ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##£#@*:«,,
,,,,,«*@## FOREVER. ##@*«,,,,,
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,,«:*@#£## ### : ### ##£#@*:«,,
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,,«:*@#### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ####@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#### CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ####@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£££ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. £££#@*:«,,
,,,,,:**@# #@**:,,,,,
,,«:*@#£## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##£#@*:«,,
,,:*@#£### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ###£#@*:,,
,,«:*@#£## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@£### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ###£@*:«,,
,,«:*@##£# TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM #£##@*:«,,
,,,,,«:@## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##@:«,,,,,
,,«:*@#£## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## ##£#@*:«,,
,,,,«:**## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##**:«,,,,
,,«:*@£### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ###£@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##£#@*:«,,
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,,«:*@#££# WHICH HE DID. #££#@*:«,,
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,,«:*#£### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###£#*:«,,
,,,,:**@## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##@**:,,,,
,,«:*@#£## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##£#@*:«,,
,,,,,«««*# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #*«««,,,,,
,,«:*@##££ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ££##@*:«,,
,,,,,,«:@# LIKED IT! #@:«,,,,,,
,,«:*@#£## ##£#@*:«,,
,,,,,«:@@£ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY £@@:«,,,,,
,,«:*@#£££ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO £££#@*:«,,
,,,,««*##£ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. £##*««,,,,
,,«:*@#£## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##£#@*:«,,
,,«:*@#£## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##£#@*:«,,
,,,,,,:@## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##@:,,,,,,
,,«:*@#£## OVER THE PLANET. ##£#@*:«,,
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