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@†~::¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨ :: ~~ the golden ~~ :: ¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨::~†@
@††~¨¨¨¨¨¨ #@#@$† m †$@#@# ¨¨¨¨¨¨~††@
#@#@$††~:¨ ¨:~††$@#@#
#$$$$††~:¨ lets hear it for ¨:~††$$$$#
#@#@$††~:¨ ††† mc donalds ††† ¨:~††$@#@#
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#@#@$††~:¨ what can i do ya for ¨:~††$@#@#
#@$$$††~:¨ ¨:~††$$$@#
#@#@$††~:¨ : cheeseburger : ¨:~††$@#@#
@††††:¨¨¨¨ : nuggets : ¨¨¨¨:††††@
#@#@$††~:¨ : double cheeseburger : ¨:~††$@#@#
#@#@$††~:¨ : fries : ¨:~††$@#@#
#@#@$††~:¨ : carbonated water : ¨:~††$@#@#
#@#@$††~:¨ : bearnaise dip sauce : ¨:~††$@#@#
@@†††:¨¨¨¨ : big mac : ¨¨¨¨:†††@@
##@@$††~:¨ : coffee : ¨:~††$@@##
#@#@$††~:¨ ¨:~††$@#@#
#@†††††~:¨ @@@@@ † @@@@@ ¨:~†††††@#
##@#$††~:¨ ¨:~††$#@##
@@†††~:¨¨¨ it all began a thousand years ago in ¨¨¨:~†††@@
#@#@$††~:¨ like the eighteenth century. a dark ¨:~††$@#@#
@@#@$††~:¨ figure emerged from a tavern after a ¨:~††$@#@@
#@#@$††~:¨ few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ¨:~††$@#@#
##@@$††~:¨ it was illegal to sell food in the ¨:~††$@@##
##@#$††~:¨ region for everybody except that tavern. ¨:~††$#@##
#$†~~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~~†$#
@@†~~~~~:¨ but marigold didn't care. ¨:~~~~~†@@
@@†††~~~:¨ ¨:~~~†††@@
@†††~~:¨¨¨ she began putting dried lizard meat ¨¨¨:~~†††@
##$†††~:¨¨ between two bread slices, operating out ¨¨:~†††$##
@@#@$††~:¨ of a cart, not staying in the same ¨:~††$@#@@
#@@†~¨¨¨¨¨ place long. in the day she slept, in ¨¨¨¨¨~†@@#
#$†~¨¨¨¨¨¨ the eve she sold her wares, and in the ¨¨¨¨¨¨~†$#
@††::¨¨¨¨¨ night she poached. ¨¨¨¨¨::††@
@@#@$††~:¨ ¨:~††$@#@@
@@$$$††~:¨ after a few years, marigolds food cart ¨:~††$$$@@
#@#@$††~:¨ had a reputation. she called it ¨:~††$@#@#
@†††:¨¨¨¨¨ :¨ the golden m ¨: ¨¨¨¨¨:†††@
#$†:¨¨¨¨¨¨ and people talked about the golden m. ¨¨¨¨¨¨:†$#
@@#@$††~:¨ the old tavern had their monopoly and ¨:~††$@#@@
###@$††~:¨ didn't change their menu much. ¨:~††$@###
#@#@$††~:¨ marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ¨:~††$@#@#
@##@$††~:¨ new and fresh. ¨:~††$@##@
#$††~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~††$#
#@#@$††~:¨ however, she became a little too well ¨:~††$@#@#
##@#$††~:¨ known. the taverns men hot on her ¨:~††$#@##
##@#@$†~:¨ trail, she could stay a shorter and ¨:~†$@#@##
@†††~~~¨¨¨ shorter time in each location. she felt ¨¨¨~~~†††@
#@#@$††~:¨ hunted. and soon enough there came a ¨:~††$@#@#
#$††~::¨¨¨ time when they started watching for her ¨¨¨::~††$#
@$†~::¨¨¨¨ at the gates of every village. ¨¨¨¨::~†$@
#@#@$††~:¨ ¨:~††$@#@#
@@#@$††~:¨ so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ¨:~††$@#@@
#@#@$††~:¨ forever. ¨:~††$@#@#
@††~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~††@
@†~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ @@@ † @@@ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~†@
##$$$††~:¨ ¨:~††$$$##
##@#@$††:¨ after thirty years, a man named ¨:††$@#@##
#@#@$††~:¨ nicholas found the cart. he was a ¨:~††$@#@#
@†††:¨¨¨¨¨ cursed entrepreneur (they all are ¨¨¨¨¨:†††@
##$†~~¨¨¨¨ (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ¨¨¨¨~~†$##
##@@$††~:¨ course thought it a good idea to follow ¨:~††$@@##
#$†:¨¨¨¨¨¨ in marigolds foodsteps. ¨¨¨¨¨¨:†$#
@†~~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~~†@
@$†:¨¨¨¨¨¨ he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ¨¨¨¨¨¨:†$@
@†~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ though some recognized the golden m, he ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~†@
@#@††~:¨¨¨ quickly fell into infamity. however he ¨¨¨:~††@#@
#@#@$††~:¨ was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ¨:~††$@#@#
###@$††~:¨ trying. the tavern didn't care for him ¨:~††$@###
#@††~:¨¨¨¨ since nobody bought his food anyway ¨¨¨¨:~††@#
@@@$†~~¨¨¨ (and also they had expanded too ¨¨¨~~†$@@@
@##@$††~:¨ quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ¨:~††$@##@
@#$††††~:¨ was in the process of falling apart). ¨:~††††$#@
@$††:¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨:††$@
#@#@$††~:¨ angry at everyone for not understanding ¨:~††$@#@#
##@††††~:¨ his food, he vowed to leave ¨:~††††@##
##@#@$†~:¨ kirugu vargir entierly. ¨:~†$@#@##
@†~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~†@
#@#@$††~:¨ which he did. ¨:~††$@#@#
@#@††††~:¨ ¨:~††††@#@
#$$†††~~:¨ @@ † @@ ¨:~~†††$$#
#$†††††~:¨ ¨:~†††††$#
#@#@$††~:¨ we dont know much about how he traveled ¨:~††$@#@#
@$$$†††~:¨ or where, but eventually he ended up on ¨:~†††$$$@
#@@$$††~:¨ earth in the fifties. ¨:~††$$@@#
@@†††~~~:¨ upon finding out that earth holds no ¨:~~~†††@@
#@#@$††~:¨ edible lizards, he settled for cow meat ¨:~††$@#@#
@@$†:¨¨¨¨¨ instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ¨¨¨¨¨:†$@@
@$††~~:¨¨¨ liked it! ¨¨¨:~~††$@
@@$$†~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~†$$@@
#@@$†:¨¨¨¨ then he got scammed out of the cart by ¨¨¨¨:†$@@#
@@†††~~::¨ a man named mickey mac donalds, who ¨::~~†††@@
#@#@$††~:¨ renamed the business after himself. ¨:~††$@#@#
###@$††~:¨ while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ¨:~††$@###
#$†††:¨¨¨¨ funneled his inherited billions into ¨¨¨¨:†††$#
@@†††:::¨¨ the project, and quickly expanded all ¨¨:::†††@@
###@$††~:¨ over the planet. ¨:~††$@###
#@#@$††~:¨ ¨:~††$@#@#
@$$†~~:¨¨¨ @ † @ ¨¨¨:~~†$$@
##@@$††~:¨ ¨:~††$@@##
#$†~¨¨¨¨¨¨ and the rest is history! ¨¨¨¨¨¨~†$#
#@#@$††~:¨ ¨:~††$@#@#
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