The   Golden        
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began A Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern  After A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long. In The  Day  She  Slept, In 
 The  Eve She Sold Her Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The Golden  M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A  Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The   Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And Soon  Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid  The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A  Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A  Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity. However  He 
 Was Kind Of A  Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The  Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont  Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon Finding  Out That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of The  Cart By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And  Quickly Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!