the  golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a  thousand years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her  wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!