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¨:~=§@££££ it all began a thousand years ago in ££££@§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨:=§@£¶ like the eighteenth century. a dark ¶£@§=:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~§££¶ figure emerged from a tavern after a ¶££§~¨¨¨¨¨
¨:~=@£¶@## few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ##@¶£@=~:¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# it was illegal to sell food in the #@¶£@§=~:¨
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¨:~=§@£¶## but marigold didn't care. ##¶£@§=~:¨
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¨:~=§@£¶## she began putting dried lizard meat ##¶£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨~==§£ between two bread slices, operating out £§==~¨¨¨¨¨
¨::~~==§££ of a cart, not staying in the same ££§==~~::¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# place long. in the day she slept, in #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~§§£ the eve she sold her wares, and in the £§§~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨:~=§@¶@## night she poached. ##@¶@§=~:¨
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¨:~§@£¶@## after a few years, marigolds food cart ##@¶£@§~:¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# had a reputation. she called it #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨~===§@¶ :¨ the golden m ¨: ¶@§===~¨¨¨
¨¨::==§§£@ and people talked about the golden m. @£§§==::¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:==@¶ the old tavern had their monopoly and ¶@==:¨¨¨¨¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# didn't change their menu much. #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# marigolds secret lizard foodcart was #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨:=§@¶@ new and fresh. @¶@§=:¨¨¨¨
¨:~=§@£¶¶@ @¶¶£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨:::~=@¶ however, she became a little too well ¶@=~:::¨¨¨
¨:~=§@££¶@ known. the taverns men hot on her @¶££@§=~:¨
¨:~=§@£@## trail, she could stay a shorter and ##@£@§=~:¨
¨:::::~§£¶ shorter time in each location. she felt ¶£§~:::::¨
¨¨:~~==§£@ hunted. and soon enough there came a @£§==~~:¨¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# time when they started watching for her #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨::=@@¶ at the gates of every village. ¶@@=::¨¨¨¨
¨:~=§@£¶@@ @@¶£@§=~:¨
¨:~=§@£¶## so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ##¶£@§=~:¨
¨:~~~§§§£¶ forever. ¶£§§§~~~:¨
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¨:~=§£¶@## after thirty years, a man named ##@¶£§=~:¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# nicholas found the cart. he was a #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨~§§§£¶ cursed entrepreneur (they all are ¶£§§§~¨¨¨¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# course thought it a good idea to follow #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# in marigolds foodsteps. #@¶£@§=~:¨
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¨:~=§@£@## he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ##@£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨:::~§£ though some recognized the golden m, he £§~:::¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~§@@£¶ quickly fell into infamity. however he ¶£@@§~¨¨¨¨
¨:~=§£¶@## was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ##@¶£§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨:~§££¶ trying. the tavern didn't care for him ¶££§~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~§§£ since nobody bought his food anyway £§§~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:::=@@£ (and also they had expanded too £@@=:::¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:~=§££ quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ££§=~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~§@££¶ was in the process of falling apart). ¶££@§~~¨¨¨
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¨:~=§@£¶@# angry at everyone for not understanding #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨:~=§@@@@£ his food, he vowed to leave £@@@@§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨~=§§@¶ kirugu vargir entierly. ¶@§§=~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~=@£ £@=~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~=§@¶ which he did. ¶@§=~¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨:~§£££ we dont know much about how he traveled £££§~:¨¨¨¨
¨:~=§@£¶@@ or where, but eventually he ended up on @@¶£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨:=§@@¶¶ earth in the fifties. ¶¶@@§=:¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~==@@¶ upon finding out that earth holds no ¶@@==~¨¨¨¨
¨:~=§@£¶@@ edible lizards, he settled for cow meat @@¶£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~=§£ instead, and to his joy, the earth folk £§=~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~~§£@ liked it! @£§~~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~§§£¶@ @¶£§§~~¨¨¨
¨:~=§@£¶@@ then he got scammed out of the cart by @@¶£@§=~:¨
¨:~=§@¶@## a man named mickey mac donalds, who ##@¶@§=~:¨
¨¨¨¨:~=@@¶ renamed the business after himself. ¶@@=~:¨¨¨¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# while nicholas quickly perished, mickey #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨:~~~§@@¶¶ funneled his inherited billions into ¶¶@@§~~~:¨
¨:~=§@£¶@# the project, and quickly expanded all #@¶£@§=~:¨
¨¨¨:~§§@£¶ over the planet. ¶£@§§~:¨¨¨
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¨¨:~~~=@¶@ and the rest is history! @¶@=~~~:¨¨
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