the  golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in the  day  she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares, and  in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the golden  m. 
 the  old tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as such he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a  cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't care  for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the  process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!