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,:~/=¤#### ##£#¤= M =¤#£## ####¤=/~:,
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,,,,:~=¤¤£ LETS HEAR IT FOR £¤¤=~:,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## /// MC DONALDS /// ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,,,:~/¤£ £¤/~:,,,,,
,:~/=¤#££# : CHEESEBURGER : #££#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£££ : NUGGETS : £££#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤##££ : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ££##¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## : FRIES : ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,~~//¤££ : CARBONATED WATER : ££¤//~~,,,
,,,,,,~~=# : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : #=~~,,,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## : BIG MAC : ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤£### : COFFEE : ###£¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#££# #££#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## ##### / ##### ##£#¤=/~:,
,:/=¤#£### ###£#¤=/:,
,,,,~/==## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##==/~,,,,
,,,:://¤¤£ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK £¤¤//::,,,
,:~/=¤#£## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£££ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. £££#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,,:://¤# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #¤//::,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,,:~~/=# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #=/~~:,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ####¤=/~:,
,,,,,,:/¤# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #¤/:,,,,,,
,:::~~/=#£ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME £#=/~~:::,
,,,,,::/=# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #=/::,,,,,
,,,,,,:/¤£ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE £¤/:,,,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#### :, THE GOLDEN M ,: ####¤=/~:,
,:~/=#£### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ###£#=/~:,
,,,:/===## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##===/:,,,
,:::/==¤## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##¤==/:::,
,:~/=¤###£ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS £###¤=/~:,
,,,~/==¤¤# NEW AND FRESH. #¤¤==/~,,,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,,,:/=## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##=/:,,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,,,::/¤£ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND £¤/::,,,,,
,:~/=¤#### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ####¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ####¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,::~~/=# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #=/~~::,,,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,,,:~=## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##=~:,,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## FOREVER. ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#### ####¤=/~:,
,,,,,,:/¤# ### / ### #¤/:,,,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,,:://¤£ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED £¤//::,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/===##£ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF £##===/~:,
,,,,:/¤#£# COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #£#¤/:,,,,
,,,,,~~=## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##=~~,,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##£#¤=/~:,
,,::::~~=# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #=~~::::,,
,::::/==## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##==/::::,
,:~/=¤#£££ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM £££#¤=/~:,
,:~//==¤£# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #£¤==//~:,
,:~/=¤#£££ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO £££#¤=/~:,
,,,,,~=##£ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND £##=~,,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,~~//¤## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##¤//~~,,,
,:~~~===¤£ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. £¤===~~~:,
,,,,,~=¤## ##¤=~,,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## WHICH HE DID. ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,,:~==#£ £#==~:,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## ## / ## ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,,:~//¤£ £¤//~:,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##£#¤=/~:,
:~/=¤#£### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###£#¤=/~:
,:~/===### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###===/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~~~/=### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ###=/~~~:,
,:~/=¤#£££ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK £££#¤=/~:,
,,,~~~~=¤# LIKED IT! #¤=~~~~,,,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,,,~~=## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##=~~,,,,,
,:~~///=¤# A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO #¤=///~~:,
,:~/==¤¤#£ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. £#¤¤==/~:,
,,::~~/==# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #==/~~::,,
,,,::~/¤## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##¤/~::,,,
,:~/=¤¤#£# THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL #£#¤¤=/~:,
,,,,~~/=## OVER THE PLANET. ##=/~~,,,,
,,,,,:/¤££ ££¤/:,,,,,
,:~/=¤#£## # / # ##£#¤=/~:,
,:~/=¤#£## ##£#¤=/~:,
,,,::/=¤¤# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #¤¤=/::,,,
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