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@¶@%=;»:.. Lets Hear It For ..:»;=%@¶@
#@¶@%=;»:. ;;; Mc donalds ;;; .:»;=%@¶@#
@¶@%=;»:.. ..:»;=%@¶@
¶@%=;»:... What Can I Do Ya For ...:»;=%@¶
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%=;»:..... : Cheeseburger : .....:»;=%
=;»:...... : Nuggets : ......:»;=
;»:....... : Double cheeseburger : .......:»;
»:........ : Fries : ........:»
:......... : Carbonated Water : .........:
»:........ : Bearnaise Dip sauce : ........:»
;»:....... : Big mac : .......:»;
=;»:...... : Coffee : ......:»;=
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@%=;»:.... @@@@@ ; @@@@@ ....:»;=%@
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@¶@%=;»:.. It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In ..:»;=%@¶@
#@¶@%=;»:. Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark .:»;=%@¶@#
@¶@%=;»:.. Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A ..:»;=%@¶@
¶@%=;»:... Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. ...:»;=%@¶
@%=;»:.... It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The ....:»;=%@
%=;»:..... Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. .....:»;=%
=;»:...... ......:»;=
;»:....... But Marigold Didn'T Care. .......:»;
»:........ ........:»
:......... She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat .........:
»:........ Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out ........:»
;»:....... Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same .......:»;
=;»:...... Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In ......:»;=
%=;»:..... The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The .....:»;=%
@%=;»:.... Night She Poached. ....:»;=%@
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@¶@%=;»:.. After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart ..:»;=%@¶@
#@¶@%=;»:. Had A Reputation. She Called It .:»;=%@¶@#
@¶@%=;»:.. :. The Golden M .: ..:»;=%@¶@
¶@%=;»:... And People Talked About The Golden M. ...:»;=%@¶
@%=;»:.... The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And ....:»;=%@
%=;»:..... Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. .....:»;=%
=;»:...... MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was ......:»;=
;»:....... New And Fresh. .......:»;
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:......... However, She Became A Little Too Well .........:
»:........ Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ........:»
;»:....... Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And .......:»;
=;»:...... Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt ......:»;=
%=;»:..... Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A .....:»;=%
@%=;»:.... Time When They Started Watching For Her ....:»;=%@
¶@%=;»:... At The Gates Of Every Village. ...:»;=%@¶
@¶@%=;»:.. ..:»;=%@¶@
#@¶@%=;»:. So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, .:»;=%@¶@#
@¶@%=;»:.. Forever. ..:»;=%@¶@
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@%=;»:.... @@@ ; @@@ ....:»;=%@
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=;»:...... After Thirty Years, A Man Named ......:»;=
;»:....... Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A .......:»;
»:........ Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are ........:»
:......... (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of .........:
»:........ Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow ........:»
;»:....... In MarigoldS Foodsteps. .......:»;
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%=;»:..... He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even .....:»;=%
@%=;»:.... Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He ....:»;=%@
¶@%=;»:... Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He ...:»;=%@¶
@¶@%=;»:.. Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ..:»;=%@¶@
#@¶@%=;»:. Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him .:»;=%@¶@#
@¶@%=;»:.. Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway ..:»;=%@¶@
¶@%=;»:... (And Also They Had Expanded Too ...:»;=%@¶
@%=;»:.... Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And ....:»;=%@
%=;»:..... Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). .....:»;=%
=;»:...... ......:»;=
;»:....... Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding .......:»;
»:........ His Food, He Vowed To Leave ........:»
:......... Kirugu vargir Entierly. .........:
»:........ ........:»
;»:....... Which He Did. .......:»;
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¶@%=;»:... We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled ...:»;=%@¶
@¶@%=;»:.. Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On ..:»;=%@¶@
#@¶@%=;»:. Earth In The Fifties. .:»;=%@¶@#
@¶@%=;»:.. Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No ..:»;=%@¶@
¶@%=;»:... Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat ...:»;=%@¶
@%=;»:.... Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk ....:»;=%@
%=;»:..... Liked It! .....:»;=%
=;»:...... ......:»;=
;»:....... Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By .......:»;
»:........ A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who ........:»
:......... Renamed The Business After Himself. .........:
»:........ While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey ........:»
;»:....... Funneled His Inherited Billions Into .......:»;
=;»:...... The Project, And Quickly Expanded All ......:»;=
%=;»:..... Over The Planet. .....:»;=%
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#@¶@%=;»:. And The Rest Is History! .:»;=%@¶@#
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