The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In  The  Day She Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About  The  Golden M. 
 The  Old Tavern Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid  The Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As Such He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind Of A  Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In The  Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!