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,-^*§££###            ^^^ mc donalds ^^^            ###££§*^-,
,-«^*§££##                                          ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££## what     can     i     do     ya     for ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§§£££                                          £££§§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##             - cheeseburger -             ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##                - nuggets -               ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§£###          - double cheeseburger -         ###£§*^«-,
,-«*§££###                 - fries -                ###££§*«-,
,,,««^**§£           - carbonated water -           £§**^««,,,
,,,,-^**§£         - bearnaise dip sauce -          £§**^-,,,,
,-««««««*£                - big mac -               £*««««««-,
,-«^*§££##                - coffee -                ##££§*^«-,
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,-«^*§££## it  all  began  a thousand  years ago in ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§£££# like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark #£££§*^«-,
,-«^*§§£££ figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a £££§§*^«-,
,-«^*§££## few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££## it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the ##££§*^«-,
,,,,-^^^§£ region for everybody except that tavern. £§^^^-,,,,
,-^*§££###                                          ###££§*^-,
,,,,,--^*£         but marigold didn't care.        £*^--,,,,,
,-«^*§££##                                          ##££§*^«-,
,,,-«*§££# she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat #££§*«-,,,
,-«^*§££## between two bread slices, operating  out ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££## of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££## place long.  in the  day  she  slept, in ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§£### the  eve she sold her wares, and  in the ###£§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##            night she poached.            ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##                                          ##££§*^«-,
,,,--«^*§£ after  a few years, marigolds food  cart £§*^«--,,,
,,,-^^§§§£ had   a   reputation.   she   called  it £§§§^^-,,,
,-«^*§££##            -, the golden m ,-            ##££§*^«-,
,-«««^^§££ and  people talked about the  golden  m. ££§^^«««-,
,-«^*§££## the  old tavern  had  their monopoly and ##££§*^«-,
,---«««*£#      didn't change their menu much.      #£*«««---,
,-«^*§£££#   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   #£££§*^«-,
,,,,-«*§§£              new and fresh.              £§§*«-,,,,
,,,,,,,«*£                                          £*«,,,,,,,
,-«^*§££## however,  she became  a little too  well ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££## known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££## trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and ##££§*^«-,
,-««^^^*£# shorter time in each  location. she felt #£*^^^««-,
,-«^*§££## hunted. and soon  enough  there  came  a ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§£££# time when they started  watching for her #£££§*^«-,
,,,««**§£# at   the   gates   of   every   village. #£§**««,,,
,,,,-«***£                                          £***«-,,,,
,-«^*§££## so she  hid the  cart,  and disappeared, ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##                 forever.                 ##££§*^«-,
,-««^^*§§£                                          £§§*^^««-,
,-«^*§££££                 £££ ^ £££                ££££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##                                          ##££§*^«-,
,,,,,««*§£ after   thirty   years,   a   man  named £§*««,,,,,
,,,---^§£# nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a #£§^---,,,
,-«^*§£###     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    ###£§*^«-,
,-«««*§££# (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such  he of #££§*«««-,
,,,,,«*§££ course  thought it a good idea to follow ££§*«,,,,,
,,--^*§§££         in marigolds foodsteps.          ££§§*^--,,
,,,,,-«^*£                                          £*^«-,,,,,
,-«^*§££## he wasn't all that  of a cook,  and even ##££§*^«-,
,,,,-««^§£ though some recognized  the golden m, he £§^««-,,,,
,-«^*§££## quickly  fell into  infamity. however he ##££§*^«-,
,,,,,-«*£# was  kind of  a hardhat and didn't  stop #£*«-,,,,,
,-««««**££ trying. the tavern didn't care  for  him ££**««««-,
,-«^*§£### since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway ###£§*^«-,
,----^§££# (and   also   they   had   expanded  too #££§^----,
,,,,-««*§£  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   £§*««-,,,,
,-«^*§£### was  in the process of  falling  apart). ###£§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##                                          ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££## angry  at everyone for not understanding ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§§§§£ his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave £§§§§*^«-,
,-«^*§£££#         kirugu vargir entierly.          #£££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##                                          ##££§*^«-,
,,,,,,«**£               which he did.              £**«,,,,,,
,-«^*§££##                                          ##££§*^«-,
,,,-«^^§§£                 ££ ^ ££                  £§§^^«-,,,
,-«^*§£££#                                          #£££§*^«-,
,-«^^^*§££ we dont know  much about how he traveled ££§*^^^«-,
,-«^*§££## or where, but eventually he ended  up on ##££§*^«-,
,---«««*£#           earth in the fifties.          #£*«««---,
,,,,-«^*§£ upon finding out  that  earth  holds  no £§*^«-,,,,
,-«^*§££## edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££## instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##                liked it!                 ##££§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##                                          ##££§*^«-,
,,,,,,,«*£ then  he got  scammed out of the cart by £*«,,,,,,,
,,,--^**£# a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who #£**^--,,,
,,,,,««*£#    renamed the business after himself.   #£*««,,,,,
,,,,,«*££#  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey #££*«,,,,,
,,,,,,-^§£   funneled his inherited billions into   £§^-,,,,,,
,,----^§£# the  project, and quickly  expanded  all #£§^----,,
,-«^*§££##             over the planet.             ##££§*^«-,
,,,,,««*£#                                          #£*««,,,,,
,-«^*§£###                  £ ^ £                   ###£§*^«-,
,-«^*§§§££                                          ££§§§*^«-,
,-«^*§££##         and the rest is history!         ##££§*^«-,
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