The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began A  Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place  Long. In  The  Day  She Slept, In 
 The Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About  The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became A  Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough There  Came  A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A  Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity. However  He 
 Was Kind  Of A Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The  Process  Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He    Vowed   To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled  For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of The  Cart By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!