*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
##@@*^=,¨¨ ¨¨,=^*@@##
###@@*^=,¨ ¨¨ ,, == THE GOLDEN == ,, ¨¨ ¨,=^*@@###
##@@*^=,¨¨ ###@@* M *@@### ¨¨,=^*@@##
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ , CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ , NUGGETS , ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
##@@*^=,¨¨ , FRIES , ¨¨,=^*@@##
###@@*^=,¨ , CARBONATED WATER , ¨,=^*@@###
##@@*^=,¨¨ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ¨¨,=^*@@##
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ , BIG MAC , ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ , COFFEE , ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ @@@@@ ^ @@@@@ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
##@@*^=,¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨,=^*@@##
###@@*^=,¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨,=^*@@###
##@@*^=,¨¨ ¨¨,=^*@@##
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
##@@*^=,¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨,=^*@@##
###@@*^=,¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨,=^*@@###
##@@*^=,¨¨ ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, ¨¨,=^*@@##
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
##@@*^=,¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨,=^*@@##
###@@*^=,¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨,=^*@@###
##@@*^=,¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨,=^*@@##
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ @@@ ^ @@@ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
##@@*^=,¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨,=^*@@##
###@@*^=,¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨,=^*@@###
##@@*^=,¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨,=^*@@##
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
##@@*^=,¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨,=^*@@##
###@@*^=,¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨,=^*@@###
##@@*^=,¨¨ ¨¨,=^*@@##
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ @@ ^ @@ ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
##@@*^=,¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨,=^*@@##
###@@*^=,¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨,=^*@@###
##@@*^=,¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨,=^*@@##
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
##@@*^=,¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨,=^*@@##
###@@*^=,¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨,=^*@@###
##@@*^=,¨¨ ¨¨,=^*@@##
#@@*^=,¨¨¨ @ ^ @ ¨¨¨,=^*@@#
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^
*^=,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,=^*
@*^=,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,=^*@
@@*^=,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,=^*@@