the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from a  tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about  the golden m. 
 the  old tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little  too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon enough  there  came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a cook,  and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind of  a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!