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@§*^«,.... ..   ,,  ««  The   Golden   ««   ,,   .. ....,«^*§@
§*^«,.....              ##@@§* M *§@@##             .....,«^*§
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§*^«,.....             Lets Hear It For             .....,«^*§
@§*^«,....            ^^^ Mc donalds ^^^            ....,«^*§@
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##@§*^«,.. What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For ..,«^*§@##
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##@§*^«,..             , Cheeseburger ,             ..,«^*§@##
#@§*^«,...               , Nuggets ,                ...,«^*§@#
@§*^«,....         , Double cheeseburger ,          ....,«^*§@
§*^«,.....                 , Fries ,                .....,«^*§
*^«,......           , Carbonated Water ,           ......,«^*
§*^«,.....         , Bearnaise Dip sauce ,          .....,«^*§
@§*^«,....                , Big mac ,               ....,«^*§@
#@§*^«,...                , Coffee ,                ...,«^*§@#
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#@§*^«,... It  All  Began  A Thousand Years Ago  In ...,«^*§@#
@§*^«,.... Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark ....,«^*§@
§*^«,..... Figure Emerged  From  A  Tavern  After A .....,«^*§
*^«,...... Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. ......,«^*
§*^«,..... It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The .....,«^*§
@§*^«,.... Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. ....,«^*§@
#@§*^«,...                                          ...,«^*§@#
##@§*^«,..        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         ..,«^*§@##
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##@§*^«,.. She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat ..,«^*§@##
#@§*^«,... Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out ...,«^*§@#
@§*^«,.... Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same ....,«^*§@
§*^«,..... Place  Long.  In The Day  She Slept,  In .....,«^*§
*^«,...... The Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And  In The ......,«^*
§*^«,.....            Night She Poached.            .....,«^*§
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#@§*^«,... After A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food  Cart ...,«^*§@#
##@§*^«,.. Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It ..,«^*§@##
###@§*^«,.            ,. The Golden M .,            .,«^*§@###
##@§*^«,.. And People  Talked  About  The Golden M. ..,«^*§@##
#@§*^«,... The  Old  Tavern Had  Their Monopoly And ...,«^*§@#
@§*^«,....      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      ....,«^*§@
§*^«,.....   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   .....,«^*§
*^«,......              New And Fresh.              ......,«^*
§*^«,.....                                          .....,«^*§
@§*^«,.... However, She  Became  A Little Too  Well ....,«^*§@
#@§*^«,... Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her ...,«^*§@#
##@§*^«,.. Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And ..,«^*§@##
###@§*^«,. Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt .,«^*§@###
##@§*^«,.. Hunted.  And  Soon Enough  There Came  A ..,«^*§@##
#@§*^«,... Time When They  Started Watching For Her ...,«^*§@#
@§*^«,.... At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. ....,«^*§@
§*^«,.....                                          .....,«^*§
*^«,...... So  She  Hid The Cart, And  Disappeared, ......,«^*
§*^«,.....                 Forever.                 .....,«^*§
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#@§*^«,...                @@@ ^ @@@                 ...,«^*§@#
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###@§*^«,. After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named .,«^*§@###
##@§*^«,.. Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A ..,«^*§@##
#@§*^«,...    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     ...,«^*§@#
@§*^«,.... (Cursed,  I Mean))  And  As  Such  He Of ....,«^*§@
§*^«,..... Course Thought It A Good  Idea To Follow .....,«^*§
*^«,......          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         ......,«^*
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@§*^«,.... He Wasn'T All That  Of A Cook, And  Even ....,«^*§@
#@§*^«,... Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He ...,«^*§@#
##@§*^«,.. Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He ..,«^*§@##
###@§*^«,. Was  Kind Of A Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop .,«^*§@###
##@§*^«,.. Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T Care For  Him ..,«^*§@##
#@§*^«,... Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway ...,«^*§@#
@§*^«,.... (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too ....,«^*§@
§*^«,.....  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   .....,«^*§
*^«,...... Was  In The  Process Of  Falling Apart). ......,«^*
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@§*^«,.... Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding ....,«^*§@
#@§*^«,... His   Food,    He    Vowed   To    Leave ...,«^*§@#
##@§*^«,..          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         ..,«^*§@##
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##@§*^«,..              Which He Did.               ..,«^*§@##
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@§*^«,....                 @@ ^ @@                  ....,«^*§@
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*^«,...... We Dont Know Much  About How He Traveled ......,«^*
§*^«,..... Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On .....,«^*§
@§*^«,....          Earth In The Fifties.           ....,«^*§@
#@§*^«,... Upon Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds  No ...,«^*§@#
##@§*^«,.. Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat ..,«^*§@##
###@§*^«,. Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk .,«^*§@###
##@§*^«,..                Liked It!                 ..,«^*§@##
#@§*^«,...                                          ...,«^*§@#
@§*^«,.... Then  He Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart By ....,«^*§@
§*^«,..... A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who .....,«^*§
*^«,......    Renamed The Business After Himself.   ......,«^*
§*^«,.....  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey .....,«^*§
@§*^«,....   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   ....,«^*§@
#@§*^«,... The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All ...,«^*§@#
##@§*^«,..             Over The Planet.             ..,«^*§@##
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#@§*^«,...                                          ...,«^*§@#
@§*^«,....         And The Rest Is History!         ....,«^*§@
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