The  Golden          
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place  Long. In  The  Day She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She  Sold Her Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few  Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A  Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid  The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook,  And  Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind Of A Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The  Process  Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont  Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!