The   Golden        
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began  A Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The  Day She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years,  MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About  The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became  A Little Too Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid  The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It  A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That  Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity. However  He 
 Was Kind Of  A Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of The  Cart By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!