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...~-/%%§# OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL #§%%/-~...
..~-/%%§## OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ##§%%/-~..
.~-/%%§### START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ###§%%/-~.
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..~-/%%§## [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ##§%%/-~..
.~-/%%§### SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ###§%%/-~.
..~-/%%§## EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ##§%%/-~..
...~-/%%§# KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE #§%%/-~...
....~-/%%§ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN §%%/-~....
...~-/%%§# YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL #§%%/-~...
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.~-/%%§### "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ###§%%/-~.
..~-/%%§## YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ##§%%/-~..
...~-/%%§# HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY #§%%/-~...
....~-/%%§ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. §%%/-~....
...~-/%%§# SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY #§%%/-~...
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