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,,,,,^/@@# THEY HAVE TOLD ME  TO MOUNT IN  THE  CAR #@@/^,,,,,
,,,,^/%##@ AND  DRIVE IT TO  SOME  TOWN TO FIX SOME @##%/^,,,,
,^»/%@#@## STUFF.  I  DRIVE  AS  GOOD  AS I CAN BUT ##@#@%/»^,
,,^^//%@@@ IT'S NOT HELPING. I DONT HAVE A  DRIVERS @@@%//^^,,
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,^»/%@#@## I'M  AT  A  DAM SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART ##@#@%/»^,
,^»%@#@### PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M ###@#@%»^,
,^»/%@#@## LYING  FLAT  ON  MY STOMACH AND HAVE  TO ##@#@%/»^,
,^»/%@#@## PEDAL WITH MY HANDS.  FUCK! I UNDERSTAND ##@#@%/»^,
,,,,»/@#@@ QUICKLY THAT THE ONLY OPTION  HERE IS TO @@#@/»,,,,
,,,,,,»%#@ PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP @#%»,,,,,,
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