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.......... THEY HAVE TOLD  ME TO MOUNT  IN  THE CAR ..........
.......... AND DRIVE  IT TO  SOME TOWN TO FIX  SOME ..........
.......... STUFF. I DRIVE  AS  GOOD  AS I  CAN  BUT ..........
.......... IT'S NOT HELPING. I DONT HAVE  A DRIVERS ..........
..........                 LICENSE.                 ..........
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........~» I'M  AT  A DAM  SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART »~........
.......~»/ PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M /»~.......
......~»/^ LYING  FLAT  ON MY  STOMACH AND HAVE  TO ^/»~......
.....~»/^% PEDAL WITH MY  HANDS. FUCK! I UNDERSTAND %^/»~.....
....~»/^%@ QUICKLY THAT THE ONLY OPTION HERE IS  TO @%^/»~....
...~»/^%@¶ PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP ¶@%^/»~...
..~»/^%@¶#     STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO      #¶@%^/»~..
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