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.~«:†$&¶##   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ##¶&$†:«~.
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.~«:†$&¶## OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ##¶&$†:«~.
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