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,^~\†§§¶@#     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    #@¶§§†\~^,
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,,,,,^~†§¶         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ¶§†~^,,,,,
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,,,,~††§¶@ MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE @¶§††~,,,,
,^~\†§§¶@#   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  #@¶§§†\~^,
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,,,,,~\†§@ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. @§†\~,,,,,
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,^~\\\§§¶¶ YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ¶¶§§\\\~^,
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,^~\†§§¶## OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ##¶§§†\~^,
,,,,,,~†§§ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END §§†~,,,,,,
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,^~\†§¶@## RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ##@¶§†\~^,
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