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~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                  TASTE.                  ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~
/~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~/
%/~,¨¨¨¨¨¨   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ¨¨¨¨¨¨,~/%
$%/~,¨¨¨¨¨ SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR ¨¨¨¨¨,~/%$
&$%/~,¨¨¨¨ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ¨¨¨¨,~/%$&
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#@&$%/~,¨¨ YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ¨¨,~/%$&@#
##@&$%/~,¨   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ¨,~/%$&@##
#@&$%/~,¨¨ OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ¨¨,~/%$&@#
@&$%/~,¨¨¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ¨¨¨,~/%$&@
&$%/~,¨¨¨¨ OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ¨¨¨¨,~/%$&
$%/~,¨¨¨¨¨ RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ¨¨¨¨¨,~/%$
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