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..........     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ..........
.......... YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ..........
..........        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ..........
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.......... THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. ..........
=......... DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND .........=
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¶£$%^=.... YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, ....=^%$£¶
£$%^=.....  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   .....=^%$£
$%^=...... OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ......=^%$
%^=....... APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END .......=^%
^=........ OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ........=^
=......... RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. .........=
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