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#@$§=~,,,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,,,~=§$@#
##@$§=~,,, YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ,,,~=§$@##
###@$§=~,,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,~=§$@###
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###@$§=~,, THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. ,,~=§$@###
##@$§=~,,, DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND ,,,~=§$@##
#@$§=~,,,,                  TASTE.                  ,,,,~=§$@#
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$§=~,,,,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,,,,~=§$
§=~,,,,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE ,,,,,,,~=§
=~,,,,,,,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,,,,,,,~=
~,,,,,,,,, SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,, ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,,,,,
~,,,,,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ,,,,,,,,,~
=~,,,,,,,, OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT JUST ,,,,,,,,~=
§=~,,,,,,, RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,,,,,,~=§
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