the   golden        
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long.  in the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough  there came a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook,  and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!