the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place long.  in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of  a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that  earth holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and  quickly expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!