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,^-;%##### ,, ^^ -- THE GOLDEN -- ^^ ,, #####%;-^,
,,,^^;%%## ####%* M *%#### ##%%;^^,,,
,^-;*%#### ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### LETS HEAR IT FOR ####%*;-^,
,,,^^;*### ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ###*;^^,,,
,^-;*%%%## ##%%%*;-^,
,,,,,-*%%# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #%%*-,,,,,
,^-;*%#### ####%*;-^,
,,,,^;%%## ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ##%%;^,,,,
,^-;*%#### ^ NUGGETS ^ ####%*;-^,
,,,,,,-*%# ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ #%*-,,,,,,
,^-;*%%%## ^ FRIES ^ ##%%%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ####%*;-^,
,,,^^;;*## ^ BIG MAC ^ ##*;;^^,,,
,^-;*%#### ^ COFFEE ^ ####%*;-^,
,,,,,-**## ##**-,,,,,
^-;*%##### ##### ; ##### #####%*;-^
,^-;*%#### ####%*;-^,
,^-;%##### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #####%;-^,
,,,-;;;*%# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #%*;;;-,,,
,,,^^^-*%# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #%*-^^^,,,
,^-;*%#### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ####%*;-^,
,,,^-***## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##***-^,,,
,^-;*%#### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### ####%*;-^,
,,,,,,^-*# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #*-^,,,,,,
,^-;*%#### BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ####%*;-^,
,,,,^-;;%# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #%;;-^,,,,
,^--;**%## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##%**;--^,
^-;*%##### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #####%*;-^
,^-;*%#### NIGHT SHE POACHED. ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ####%*;-^,
,,,,^;***# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #***;^,,,,
,,,^;**### ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ ###**;^,,,
,^-;*%#### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ####%*;-^,
,,,,^;%%%# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #%%%;^,,,,
,^-;*%#### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### NEW AND FRESH. ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ####%*;-^,
,,,,,,^;%# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #%;^,,,,,,
,^^--;;*## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##*;;--^^,
,^-;***### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###***;-^,
,^---;*%## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##%*;---^,
,^-;*%#### AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ####%*;-^,
,,,,,^;*## ##*;^,,,,,
,,,,,^^;%# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #%;^^,,,,,
,,,,,-**%# FOREVER. #%**-,,,,,
,^-;*%#### ####%*;-^,
,,,,^-*%## ### ; ### ##%*-^,,,,
,,,,,^;%## ##%;^,,,,,
,^-;*%#### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ####%*;-^,
,^-;*##### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #####*;-^,
,^-;*%#### CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ####%*;-^,
,^-;;;;%## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##%;;;;-^,
,^-;*%#### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ####%*;-^,
,,,,,^-*## ##*-^,,,,,
,^-;*%#### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ####%*;-^,
,,,,,^-*## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##*-^,,,,,
,^-;*%#### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ####%*;-^,
,,,,,^;%## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##%;^,,,,,
,^-;*%%### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###%%*;-^,
,,,,---*## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##*---,,,,
,^-;*%#### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ####%*;-^,
,^-;*##### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #####*;-^,
,^-;*%#### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ####%*;-^,
,,,,^;;*%# #%*;;^,,,,
,^-;*##### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #####*;-^,
,^-;*%#### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ####%*;-^,
,,,,,-*### ###*-,,,,,
,,^^^--;*# WHICH HE DID. #*;--^^^,,
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,^-;*%#### ## ; ## ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### ####%*;-^,
,^-*%##### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #####%*-^,
,^-;*%#### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ####%*;-^,
,,,,,,^;*# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #*;^,,,,,,
,^-;;;%### UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ###%;;;-^,
,^-;*%#### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### LIKED IT! ####%*;-^,
,,,^^^;;%# #%;;^^^,,,
,^-;*%#### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ####%*;-^,
,,^^;***## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##***;^^,,
,,,,,^-;%# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #%;-^,,,,,
,^-;*%#### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ####%*;-^,
,^-;*%#### OVER THE PLANET. ####%*;-^,
,^-;***### ###***;-^,
,^-;*%#### # ; # ####%*;-^,
,^;*%##### #####%*;^,
,,,,-*%%## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##%%*-,,,,
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