The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began  A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart, Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The  Day She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She  Sold Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked  About The Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became  A Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The   Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I Mean)) And  As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good  Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook,  And  Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell  Into Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind Of A  Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In The  Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He    Vowed   To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much  About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed Out Of The  Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!