the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a  thousand years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the  day she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her  wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked  about the golden m. 
 the old  tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of  a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that earth  holds no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!