The   Golden          
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A  Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern  After A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day  She Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About  The Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The   Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And Soon  Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind Of  A Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In  The  Process Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!