The  Golden          
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A  Thousand Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying In  The  Same 
 Place Long. In  The  Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough  There Came A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good  Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All  That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind Of A  Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The  Process  Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He   Vowed    To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed  Out Of The Cart By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!