the   golden        
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern  after a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the  day  she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares,  and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little  too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there  came a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of  a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the  cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!