the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook, and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was  kind of a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!