the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the  day she slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of  the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!