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¨,»;**&¶## ¨¨ ,, »» THE GOLDEN »» ,, ¨¨ ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨»**& ##¶&** M **&¶## #&&**»¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,,;**&& &&**;,,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,,,;*& LETS HEAR IT FOR &*;,,,¨¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;***& WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #&&***;»,¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨»»*& , CHEESEBURGER , &*»»¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨,,»**&&¶ , NUGGETS , ¶&&**»,,¨¨
¨,»;*&¶### , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ###¶&*;»,¨
¨¨¨,,»**&¶ , FRIES , ¶&**»,,¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## , CARBONATED WATER , ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## , BIG MAC , ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## , COFFEE , ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;;;*&¶¶ &&&&& ; &&&&& ¶¶&*;;;»,¨
¨,»;**** #&****;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,,,,,;;*& FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. &*;;,,,,,¨
¨¨¨¨,,»*&& IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE &&*»,,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,,;*&¶ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¶&*;,,¨¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&&¶# #¶&&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶¶# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #¶¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;****¶# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #¶****;»,¨
¨,»;**## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ###&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,;*&& PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN &&*;,¨¨¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨»***&& NIGHT SHE POACHED. &&***»¨¨¨¨
¨,»»;**&¶# #¶&**;»»,¨
¨¨¨»;;***& AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART &***;;»¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨,»***& ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, &***»,¨¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## NEW AND FRESH. ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»»;;**&¶ ¶&**;;»»,¨
¨¨¨,,;;*&& HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL &&*;;,,¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨,»;**& TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND &**;»,¨¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,;*& HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A &*;,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨»**&¶ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¶&**»¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨»;**&& AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. &&**;»¨¨¨¨
¨,»;*&¶### ###¶&*;»,¨
¨,»;;****¶ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¶****;;»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,;*&¶ FOREVER. ¶&*;,¨¨¨¨¨
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¨,»;**&¶## &&& ; &&& ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨,;;***¶ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¶***;;,¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨»»* IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #&*»»¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨»;;*¶ ¶*;;»¨¨¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨»;*& QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE &*;»¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,,,,»***& WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP &***»,,,,¨
¨,»;**&¶## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,;*& WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). &*;,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶¶# #¶¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨,;;*&¶¶ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¶¶&*;;,¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**## ###&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨,,;*&& WHICH HE DID. &&*;,,¨¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨,»;*&¶ && ; && ¶&*;»,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,»»* #&*»»,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨»**¶ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¶**»¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨»;**&¶### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###¶&**;»¨
¨,»;**&¶## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,»**& UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO &**»,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨»***&& EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT &&***»¨¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## LIKED IT! ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨»*& &*»¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,»;**&¶## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##¶&**;»,¨
¨,»;**&¶## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##¶&**;»,¨
¨¨¨¨,,;;*& OVER THE PLANET. &*;;,,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,;;**& &**;;,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,;*¶# & ; & #¶*;,¨¨¨¨¨
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¨,»;**## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ###&**;»,¨
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