the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged from  a  tavern  after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in  the  day  she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the  process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!