The  Golden          
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A  Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart, Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long. In  The  Day She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About  The  Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became  A Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid  The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into Infamity.  However  He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The  Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He   Vowed    To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!