the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve  she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked about  the  golden  m. 
 the  old tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a  little too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i mean))  and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a cook,  and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was  kind  of a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!