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###@§£%/:. figure emerged from a tavern after a .:/%£§@###
@£%~:..... few years apprenticeship, with an idea. .....:~%£@
##@§£%/~:. it was illegal to sell food in the .:~/%£§@##
##@§£%/~:. region for everybody except that tavern. .:~/%£§@##
###@§£/~:. .:~/£§@###
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##@§£%/~:. she began putting dried lizard meat .:~/%£§@##
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##@§£%/~:. the eve she sold her wares, and in the .:~/%£§@##
#@£/:..... night she poached. .....:/£@#
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##@§£%/~:. after a few years, marigolds food cart .:~/%£§@##
##@§£%/~:. had a reputation. she called it .:~/%£§@##
##@§£%/~:. :. the golden m .: .:~/%£§@##
#§£%/~~~:. and people talked about the golden m. .:~~~/%£§#
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##@§£%/~:. didn't change their menu much. .:~/%£§@##
#§§§£%/~:. marigolds secret lizard foodcart was .:~/%£§§§#
##@§£%/~:. new and fresh. .:~/%£§@##
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#@£%%%/~:. however, she became a little too well .:~/%%%£@#
§§%~:..... known. the taverns men hot on her .....:~%§§
##@§£%/~:. trail, she could stay a shorter and .:~/%£§@##
@@£%/:.... shorter time in each location. she felt ....:/%£@@
##@§£%/~:. hunted. and soon enough there came a .:~/%£§@##
###§£%/~:. time when they started watching for her .:~/%£§###
###@§£%/:. at the gates of every village. .:/%£§@###
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##@§£%/~:. so she hid the cart, and disappeared, .:~/%£§@##
§§§%~~~... forever. ...~~~%§§§
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#@§%///~:. cursed entrepreneur (they all are .:~///%§@#
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§%///::... though some recognized the golden m, he ...::///%§
##@§£%/~:. quickly fell into infamity. however he .:~/%£§@##
§§£//::... was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ...:://£§§
#§££%~~:.. trying. the tavern didn't care for him ..:~~%££§#
##@§£%/~:. since nobody bought his food anyway .:~/%£§@##
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§£%%%~.... his food, he vowed to leave ....~%%%£§
###@§%/~:. kirugu vargir entierly. .:~/%§@###
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§%%%%~.... earth in the fifties. ....~%%%%§
@££%~:.... upon finding out that earth holds no ....:~%££@
##@§£%/~:. edible lizards, he settled for cow meat .:~/%£§@##
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§%//::.... then he got scammed out of the cart by ....:://%§
§%/////~:. a man named mickey mac donalds, who .:~/////%§
§§££%%/~:. renamed the business after himself. .:~/%%££§§
##@§£%/~:. while nicholas quickly perished, mickey .:~/%£§@##
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###@§£%~:. the project, and quickly expanded all .:~%£§@###
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