The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day She  Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern Had  Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became A Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough  There Came A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid  The Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As  Such He Of 
 Course Thought It A  Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A  Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized  The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell  Into Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind  Of A Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!