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###@$$†~^, ,, ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ,, ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, ###@$$ M $$@### ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, ††† MC DONALDS ††† ,^~†$$@###
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#@$$†~^,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,^~†$$@#
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###@$$†~^, ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, ^ NUGGETS ^ ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, ^ FRIES ^ ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, ^ BIG MAC ^ ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, ^ COFFEE ^ ,,^~†$$@##
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##@$$†~^,, @@@@@ † @@@@@ ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,^~†$$@#
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###@$$†~^, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,,^~†$$@#
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###@$$†~^, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,^~†$$@#
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###@$$†~^, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, FOREVER. ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, ,,,^~†$$@#
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###@$$†~^, ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,,^~†$$@#
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###@$$†~^, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,^~†$$@###
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#@$$†~^,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,^~†$$@#
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###@$$†~^, @@ † @@ ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, LIKED IT! ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,^~†$$@###
##@$$†~^,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,^~†$$@##
#@$$†~^,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, OVER THE PLANET. ,^~†$$@###
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#@$$†~^,,, @ † @ ,,,^~†$$@#
##@$$†~^,, ,,^~†$$@##
###@$$†~^, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,^~†$$@###
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#@$$†~^,,, ,,,^~†$$@#
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