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,,~†§*¤£## ##£¤*§ M §*¤£## ##£¤*§†~,,
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,,~†§*¤£## LETS HEAR IT FOR ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## ††† MC DONALDS ††† ##£¤*§†~,,
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,,~†§*£### WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ###£*§†~,,
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,,,,,~§*¤# , CHEESEBURGER , #¤*§~,,,,,
,,~†§*¤££# , NUGGETS , #££¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,~~~†§¤# , FRIES , #¤§†~~~,,,
,,~†§*¤££# , CARBONATED WATER , #££¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§**¤¤¤ , BIG MAC , ¤¤¤**§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## , COFFEE , ##£¤*§†~,,
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,,~†§*¤£## ¤¤¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤¤¤ ##£¤*§†~,,
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,,~†§****¤ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¤****§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,,,,,†§¤ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¤§†,,,,,,,
,,~†§*¤£££ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. £££¤*§†~,,
,~†§*¤£### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ###£¤*§†~,
,,~†§*¤£## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~~~†*¤¤# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #¤¤*†~~~,,
,,~†§*¤£## ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,,,,†§*¤ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¤*§†,,,,,,
,,~†§***¤¤ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¤¤***§†~,,
,,,~††††*¤ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¤*††††~,,,
,,,,,,~§§¤ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¤§§~,,,,,,
,,~†§*¤£## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*£### ###£*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£££ ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, £££¤*§†~,,
,,~†§****¤ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¤****§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~§*¤£### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ###£¤*§~,,
,,~†§*¤£## NEW AND FRESH. ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,,,,~§§¤ ¤§§~,,,,,,
,,~†§*¤¤¤£ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL £¤¤¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,,†§§¤£# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #£¤§§†,,,,
,,~†§*¤£## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,~†††§¤£ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER £¤§†††~,,,
,,~†§*¤¤£# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #£¤¤*§†~,,
,,,,,,~§¤¤ ¤¤§~,,,,,,
,,,,,,~†*¤ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¤*†~,,,,,,
,,~†*¤£### FOREVER. ###£¤*†~,,
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,,,,,,††*¤ ¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤ ¤*††,,,,,,
,,~†§*¤£## ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,,,~~§¤¤ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¤¤§~~,,,,,
,,~†§*¤£## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤¤¤¤ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¤¤¤¤*§†~,,
,,~†§**¤£# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #£¤**§†~,,
,,,~~~§§*¤ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¤*§§~~~,,,
,,~†*¤£### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ###£¤*†~,,
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,,~†§*¤£## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~§*¤£### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ###£¤*§~,,
,,~†§*¤£## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†††§§§¤ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¤§§§†††~,,
,,~†§*¤£## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##£¤*§†~,,
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,,~†§*¤£## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~~††§¤¤£ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. £¤¤§††~~,,
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,,~~~~§§¤¤ WHICH HE DID. ¤¤§§~~~~,,
,,~†§*¤£## ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,,,,~§§¤ ¤¤ † ¤¤ ¤§§~,,,,,,
,,,,,~†*££ ££*†~,,,,,
,,~†§*¤¤¤£ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED £¤¤¤*§†~,,
,,,,,~~†*¤ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¤*†~~,,,,,
,,~§*¤£### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###£¤*§~,,
,,~†§*¤£## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,,,~†*¤¤ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¤¤*†~,,,,,
,,~†§*¤£## LIKED IT! ##£¤*§†~,,
,,~†§*¤£## ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,,,~§*¤£ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY £¤*§~,,,,,
,,~†§*¤£## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,,,~†§§¤ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¤§§†~,,,,,
,,,,,,~†*£ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY £*†~,,,,,,
,,~†§*¤£## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##£¤*§†~,,
,,,,,~†**¤ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¤**†~,,,,,
,,,,~~~§¤# OVER THE PLANET. #¤§~~~,,,,
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,,~†§*¤¤¤£ ¤ † ¤ £¤¤¤*§†~,,
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,,,~†††§*£ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! £*§†††~,,,
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