the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern  after a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the  day she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold her  wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the  golden m. 
 the old tavern had  their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there  came a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of  the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!