The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began A  Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The Day  She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold Her Wares,  And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A  Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough  There Came A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He   Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed, I  Mean)) And  As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of A  Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly  Fell Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind Of A Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In The  Process  Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!