Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
,@,,,,,,@@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @@,@@,,@@,
@@,,,,,@,@                                          @@,,@,@,@,
,@,,,,@@,@ The Computer Is  A Very  Common Tool  In @@,@@,@,@,
@@,,,@,@,@ The Futures, And In Some Ways  Even Now. @@,,@,@,@,
,@,,@@,@,@ Its  Job Is To Do Vast Amounts Of  Small ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ Calculations In A Short  Amount Of Time. ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@                                          ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ Most  Work  On  The Principles Of Posing ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ The  Problem On A  Hilbert Plane,  Which ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ Is  Then Folded  Out  Of  Causality,  So ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ That  Daemons   Can  Solve  The  Problem ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@   Without Affecting Real Life. (These    ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@         Computer Manufacturer.)          ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@                                          ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ Clerks  To Pray To The "Gods"  Of  Their ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ Computer, Or  To The  Daemons  Doing The ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ Work,   For   A  Quick  And  Fault  Free ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@                Operation.                ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@                                          ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@                                          ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@      ~~# Light A Scented Candle #~~      ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@        ~~# For Quiet And Calm #~~        ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@                                          ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@     ~~# Recite A Mantra Or Other #~~     ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@    ~~# Reassuring Message To Make #~~    ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@     ~~# The Computer Comfortable #~~     ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@            ~~# And At Ease #~~           ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@                                          ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@     ~~# Some Like To Say A Brief #~~     ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@     ~~# Prayer For Solace, To Be #~~     ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@   ~~# Left Alone During Their Work #~~   ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@                                          ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@   ~~# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #~~    ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@     ~~# Or A Meal To The Machines #~~    ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@    ~~# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #~~     ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@     ~~# The Daemons Are Allowed #~~      ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@        ~~# To Respond To This) #~~       ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@                                          ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,@,@@,@,@,
           ~~~~~      ~   ~~~  ~            ~~   ~~           
           ~     ~~     ~      ~     ,     ~,     ,           
           ,            ,                  †      ,           
                               ,                              
                                                              
                                                              
           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A     Kind    Of    Prayer?           
           As    In,   You   Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,   And    Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re  Using   Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful   Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,    Lots    Of   It.