Rituals For Computer Operation
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,@,,@@,@,@ Its Job Is To Do Vast Amounts Of Small ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ Calculations In A Short Amount Of Time. ,@,,@,@,@,
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@@,@,@,@,@ Without Affecting Real Life. (These ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ Daemons Are Under Contract With The ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ Computer Manufacturer.) ,@,,@,@,@,
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@@,@,@,@,@ It'S Commonplace For Programmers And ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ Clerks To Pray To The "Gods" Of Their ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ Computer, Or To The Daemons Doing The ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ Work, For A Quick And Fault Free ,@,@@,@,@,
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@@,@,@,@,@ Some Ubiquitous And Generally ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ Non-Controversial Rituals Include: ,@,@@,@,@,
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,@,@,@,@,@ ~~# Light A Scented Candle #~~ ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ ~~# For Quiet And Calm #~~ ,@,,@,@,@,
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@@,@,@,@,@ ~~# Recite A Mantra Or Other #~~ ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ ~~# Reassuring Message To Make #~~ ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ ~~# The Computer Comfortable #~~ ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ ~~# And At Ease #~~ ,@,@@,@,@,
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,@,@,@,@,@ ~~# Some Like To Say A Brief #~~ ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ ~~# Prayer For Solace, To Be #~~ ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ ~~# Left Alone During Their Work #~~ ,@,@@,@,@,
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,@,@,@,@,@ ~~# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #~~ ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ ~~# Or A Meal To The Machines #~~ ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ ~~# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #~~ ,@,@@,@,@,
@@,@,@,@,@ ~~# The Daemons Are Allowed #~~ ,@,,@,@,@,
,@,@,@,@,@ ~~# To Respond To This) #~~ ,@,@@,@,@,
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Would You Consider Code Golf
To Be A Kind Of Prayer?
As In, You Make A Convoluted,
Intricate, Beautiful, And Useless
Artifact. As In, You'Re Using Your
Skills To Ask For Something,
...I'D Ask For A Handful Of Bugs?
Code Has Bugs, Lots Of It.