Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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§¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§                                          §§¨¨¨§§§§¨
§§¨§¨§¨¨¨§ The  Computer Is A  Very Common Tool  In ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨¨§§§§§¨¨§ The Futures, And In  Some Ways Even Now. ¨¨§§¨§§¨¨§
§¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§ Its Job  Is To Do Vast  Amounts Of Small §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨§§§ Calculations In  A Short Amount Of Time. §§§§§¨§§§§
§§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨
§¨§¨§§¨§§¨ Most Work On  The  Principles  Of Posing §¨¨¨¨§¨§¨¨
§§§§§¨§§¨§ The Problem  On  A Hilbert  Plane, Which ¨§¨¨¨§§§§¨
§¨¨¨¨§§¨§§ Is  Then  Folded  Out  Of  Causality, So §§§¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨§¨¨¨§¨§§¨ That  Daemons  Can  Solve   The  Problem §¨¨§¨§§¨¨§
§§§¨¨§§§¨§   Without Affecting Real Life. (These    §§¨§§§¨§¨§
¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§§ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The §¨§§¨¨§§§§
§¨¨§§§§¨§¨         Computer Manufacturer.)          ¨§§¨§¨§¨¨¨
§§¨§¨¨¨§§§                                          ¨§¨§§§§§¨¨
§¨§§§¨¨§¨¨   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨§§¨ Clerks To Pray To  The  "Gods" Of  Their §§¨¨§¨¨¨§§
¨¨¨§¨§§§¨§ Computer,  Or To  The Daemons  Doing The §¨§¨§§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨§§ Work,  For  A  Quick  And   Fault   Free §§§§§¨§¨§§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨§¨                Operation.                §¨¨¨¨§§§§¨
§§¨§§¨§§§§                                          ¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨¨§§¨§§¨¨¨       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      §§§¨¨§§¨¨§
§¨§¨§§¨§¨¨    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    §¨¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§§§§¨§§§¨                                          ¨§¨§§§§§§§
§§¨¨¨§§¨¨§      --# Light A Scented Candle #--      ¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨¨
§¨§¨¨§¨§¨§        --# For Quiet And Calm #--        §§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
§§§§¨§§§§§                                          §¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
§¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨     --# Recite A Mantra Or Other #--     §§§§§¨§¨¨¨
§§¨¨§¨§¨¨¨    --# Reassuring Message To Make #--    ¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
§¨§¨§§§§¨¨     --# The Computer Comfortable #--     ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
§§§§§¨¨¨§¨            --# And At Ease #--           ¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§§
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§§                                          §¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§¨     --# Some Like To Say A Brief #--     ¨§¨¨¨§§§¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨§§§     --# Prayer For Solace, To Be #--     ¨§§¨¨§¨¨§§
¨§¨¨¨§§§¨¨   --# Left Alone During Their Work #--   ¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨
¨§§¨¨§¨¨§¨                                          ¨§§§§§¨§§§
§§¨§¨§§¨§§    --# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #--   §§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨
§¨§§§§¨§§¨     --# Or A Meal To The Machines #--    ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨
§§§¨¨¨§§¨§     --# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #--    §¨§§¨¨§§§§
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨§§      --# The Daemons Are Allowed #--     ¨§§¨§¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§¨§§§¨       --# To Respond To This) #--        §§¨§§§§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨§                                          §¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To     Be    A    Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As   In,   You   Make   A    Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,    And   Useless           
           Artifact.   As  In,  You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful   Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code   Has    Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.