,~~†%%@#@# #@#@%%†~~,
,~~†%%%@@@ @@@%%%†~~,
,~~†%%@#@# #@#@%%†~~,
,~~†%%@#@@ @@#@%%†~~,
,~~†%%#@## ##@#%%†~~,
,,,~~%%%#@ %%%%††††~~~~########%%%%††††~~~~######## @#%%%~~,,,
,,~~~~%%%# ~~~~########%%%%††††~~~~########%%%%†††† #%%%~~~~,,
,~~†%%@#@# ####%%%%††††~~~~########%%%%††††~~~~#### #@#@%%†~~,
,,,,~††%%# ††††~~~~########%%%%††††~~~~########%%%% #%%††~,,,,
,~~†%%@@@@ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS @@@@%%†~~,
,,,,,,~†%# OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL #%†~,,,,,,
,,~~†††%%@ OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I @%%†††~~,,
,,,,,~††%@ START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT @%††~,,,,,
,~~†%%@#@# OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO #@#@%%†~~,
,~~†%%@@@@ ########%%%%††THE~~GROUND.##%%%%††††~~~~ @@@@%%†~~,
,,,,,,~~%@ %%%%††††~~~~########%%%%††††~~~~######## @%~~,,,,,,
,~~†%%%@@# I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME #@@%%%†~~,
,~~†%%@#@@ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME @@#@%%†~~,
,,,~~%%%@# SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET #@%%%~~,,,
,,,~~~%%@# EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #@%%~~~,,,
,~~†%%@### KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ###@%%†~~,
,~~†%%@@## TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ##@@%%†~~,
,,,~~†††%# YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL #%†††~~,,,
,~~†%%@#@# BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER #@#@%%†~~,
,,,,~%%@## "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ##@%%~,,,,
,~~†%%@### YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ###@%%†~~,
,~~†%%@#@# HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY #@#@%%†~~,
,~~†%%@### MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ###@%%†~~,
,~~†%%@#@# SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY #@#@%%†~~,
,~~†%%%%## ~~~~###SADNESS%%†COMES~~###FROM#%%%%†††† ##%%%%†~~,
,~~†%%@#@# ####%%%%††††~~~~########%%%%††††~~~~#### #@#@%%†~~,
,~~†%%@#@# ††††~~~~########%%%%††††~~~~########%%%% #@#@%%†~~,
,,,,,~††%@ ########%%%%††††~~~~########%%%%††††~~~~ @%††~,,,,,
,~~†%%@#@# #@#@%%†~~,
,~~†%%@#@# #@#@%%†~~,
,,,,,~~†%# #%†~~,,,,,
,,~~†%%%@@ @@%%%†~~,,
,~~†%%%%@# #@%%%%†~~,