S34WEED COFF3E  
  
  
                                          
     S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY    
 C4LL3D  S34WEED BR3W OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. 
 B1TT3R,  S4LTY,  O1LY,  4ND  T34L 4S TH3 
              H41R OF 4 M1KU.             
                                          
 W3 D3C1DED  HUNDR3DS  OF  Y34RS  4GO  TO 
 STOP  TH3  TR4V3L  FROM OUR D3EP M4RSH3S 
 UP  TO   TH3  4R1D   R3G1ONS  WH3RE  TH3 
 R3GUL4R  B34NS  GROW.  TH3  3FFORT   W4S 
 N3VER  WORTH  TH3  Y13LD,   4ND  NO  ON3 
 W4NT3D TO ST4Y  UP TH3RE. W3  N3ED W4T3R 
             4ROUND OUR F3ET.             
                                          
 WH3N W3  R34L1ZED TH4T TH3  TR4D3RS  WHO 
 W3RE W1LLING TO  DO TH1S  JOURN3Y FOR US 
 COULD NOT M3ET OUR  D3M4NDS,  OR 1F TH3Y 
 COULD  W3 W3RE UN4BL3 TO  P4Y  TH3M,  W3 
 S3T OUT  TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3 1N  OUR 
             LOC4L 3COSYSTEM.             
                                          
  
  
  DR1NK CR1T3RI4  
  
  
                                          
 W3  OUTL1N3D  TH3  FOLLOW1NG  TR41TS  4S 
 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF  OUR N3W DR1NK: 
                                          
           C4FF31NATED            
                                          
              B1TT3R              
                                          
            3NJOYED HOT           
                                          
       4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR:       
                                          
        M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES        
                                          
         34S1LY PR3P4RED          
                                          
  
  
  TH3 D3ER  
  
  
                                          
 W3  TR13D  M4NY  TH1NGS.  ROOTS,  V1N3S, 
     WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR     
 CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO CULT1V4T3 4  COFF3E 
 PL4NT TH4T COULD B3 GROWN  CLOS3R TO US. 
 BUT  OUR  R3SE4RCH  W4S  FRU1TL3SS,  4ND 
 4FT3R  4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS, TH3  3NDE4VOUR 
 W4S  S3EN  4S 4N OLD  4ND  F4D3D  DR34M. 
                                          
 UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4  S34 DEER  B3CKONED US 
 OV3R  TO  4   SHUNN3D   1SL4ND   1N  TH3 
  M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG 
 GOOD  WOULD THR1V3,  4ND  SHOW3D  US TH3 
     S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3.     
                                          
 B34UT1FUL!   W3   W3RE   1N  4W3.   TH1S 
   WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG  
 BUT   TROUBL3,  Y3T   JUST   B3LOW   TH3 
 W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y  TO DR1NKING COFF3E 
               ONC3 4GA1N!