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,&,,&,&&,&                  ~~$#~~                  ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,&                ~~$    $~~                ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,&              ~~$  LIFE  $~~              ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,&                ~~$    $~~                ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,&                  ~~#$~~                  ,&,&,&&,&&
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,&,,&,&&,& ~  ~ $ A  MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS $ ~ ~ ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,& ~   $   DOES    NOT   HELP.   WE   $   ~ ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,& $     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     $ ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,& ~   $   WHAT   WE    ARE,    AND   $   ~ ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,& ~  ~  $  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  $  ~  ~ ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,& ~   $   ARE",   BUT   THEN    WE   $   ~ ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,& $    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    $ ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,& ~  $  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  $  ~ ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,& ~ ~  $  ENTAILS,  HOW IT  SHOULD  $  ~ ~ ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,& ~   $   BE   MEASURED,  WHO   OR   $   ~ ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,& $    WHAT    IS     THE    ARBITER,    $ ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,& ~   $   AND   SO   INSTEAD  THERE  $   ~ ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,& ~   ~    $   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,& SANCTIONED     LIST      $      ~      ~ ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,& ~ ~  ~  ~  $  OF  CRITERIA  $  ~  ~ ~  ~ ,&,&,&&,&&
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,&,,&,&&,& - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,& - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,& - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  ,&,&,&&,&&
,&,&&,,&,& - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ,&,&,,&,,&
,&,,&,&&,& - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ,&,&,&&,&&
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