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.-~*^@#### ~ ~ @ A  MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS @  ~ ~ ####@^*~-.
.-~*^@#### ~   @   DOES    NOT   HELP.   WE   @   ~ ####@^*~-.
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.-~~***@@# ~   @   WHAT    WE    ARE,   AND   @   ~ #@@***~~-.
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.-~*^@#### ~  ~  @  ENTAILS,  HOW  IT SHOULD @  ~ ~ ####@^*~-.
.-~*^@#### ~   @   BE   MEASURED,  WHO   OR   @   ~ ####@^*~-.
.-~*^@#### @    WHAT     IS    THE    ARBITER,    @ ####@^*~-.
.-~*^##### ~   @  AND   SO   INSTEAD  THERE   @   ~ #####^*~-.
.-~*^@#### ~   ~   @   IS    THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ####@^*~-.
.-~*^@#### SANCTIONED      LIST     @      ~      ~ ####@^*~-.
.-~*^@#### ~  ~  ~  ~  @  OF CRITERIA  @  ~  ~ ~  ~ ####@^*~-.
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.-~*^@#### - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ####@^*~-.
.-~*^@#### - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ####@^*~-.
.-~*^@#### - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  ####@^*~-.
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