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..@..@.@@.              ~~@  Life  @~~              .@........
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......@..@ ~ ~  @  A Multitude Of Definitions @ ~ ~ @....@....
.......@.. ~   @   Does    Not   Help.   We   @   ~ .@....@...
........@. @     Can     Say     "Life     Is     @ ..@....@..
.........@ ~   @   What    We    Are,   And   @   ~ ...@....@.
.......... ~  ~  @  What  Things  Like  Us  @  ~  ~ @...@....@
@......... ~   @   Are",    But   Then   We   @   ~ .@...@....
.@........ @    Must    Also    Define    What    @ ..@...@...
..@....... ~  @  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  @  ~ @..@...@..
...@...... ~  ~ @  Entails, How  It  Should  @  ~ ~ .@..@...@.
....@..... ~   @   Be  Measured,   Who   Or   @   ~ ..@..@...@
@....@.... @    What    Is    The    Arbiter,     @ @..@..@...
.@....@... ~  @  And   So   Instead   There   @   ~ .@..@..@..
..@....@.. ~    ~   @   Is   This   Internationally ..@..@..@.
...@....@. Sanctioned      List     @      ~      ~ ...@..@..@
@...@....@ ~  ~ ~  ~  @  Of  Criteria  @  ~  ~  ~ ~ ....@..@..
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..@...@... - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      ......@..@
@..@...@.. - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  .......@..
.@..@...@. - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ........@.
..@..@...@ - Life Can Steal                         @........@
@..@..@... - Life Can Be Cursed                     .@........
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