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.....~†%*§ . .  . IT'S A KIND  OF COMPUTER  PROGRAM §*%†~.....
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....~†%*§# .     MOM, THERE'S A POP UP. .....  . IT #§*%†~....
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.......~†% WHAT?        .            .   YEAH,    . %†~.......
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....~†%*§# SUPER  DUPER  SPACESHIP!  BOO  YAH!  THE #§*%†~....
.....~†%*§ THOUSANDTH  PLANET  WE  CLAIM  AS  OURS! §*%†~.....
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