HM3 S1XTYSIX              
                          
                                          
   4 W4LKMAN FROM  TH3  COMP4NY "M4RK"  
                                          
  ST4NDARD PL4ST1C PORT4BL3 T4P3 PL4Y3R.  
 TWO   DOUBL3   4   B4TT3R1ES.   MY  GOTO 
 L1ST3NING  TO T4P3  W4LKMAN  B3C4USE  1T 
           DO3S 1T W3LL 1 GU3SS.          
                                          
 DO3S H4V3  4  SP3ED HOLE  BUT  1T'S  TOO 
    SM4LL FOR MY T1NI3ST SCR3WDR1VER.     
                                          
 DO3S  H4V3  4  L3VER FOR SW1TCHING  PL4Y 
 D1R3CTION,   WH1CH   1S   N34T  4ND   1T 
 4CTUALLY  WORKS   W3LL.   NO   L4G,   NO 
           S1L3NCE, JUST SW1TCH.          
                                          
                                          
                 TR1VI4                 
 TH3  CH34PEST  T4P3  PL4Y3R   1V'3  3VER 
         BOUGHT: UND3R 4 DOLL4R!