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.....,~=*@ THEY  HAVE  TOLD ME TO MOUNT IN THE  CAR @*=~,.....
......,~=* AND DRIVE IT TO SOME  TOWN  TO  FIX SOME *=~,......
.......,~= STUFF.  I DRIVE AS  GOOD  AS  I CAN  BUT =~,.......
........,~ IT'S NOT HELPING. I DONT HAVE  A DRIVERS ~,........
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.......... I'M AT  A  DAM  SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART ..........
.......... PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M ..........
........., LYING FLAT ON MY  STOMACH  AND  HAVE  TO ,.........
........,~ PEDAL WITH MY HANDS. FUCK!  I UNDERSTAND ~,........
.......,~= QUICKLY THAT THE ONLY  OPTION HERE IS TO =~,.......
......,~=* PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP *=~,......
.....,~=*@      STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO     @*=~,.....
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