RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU.