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........^~ I'M  LIVING  WITH A FRIEND  AND  WE  ARE ~^........
.........^ DRIVING  THINGS  TO  THE  EXTREME.   I'M ^.........
........^~ DRUNK THREE TO  FOUR TIMES A WEEK AND MY ~^........
.......^~/ DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY   OF  JUNK  FOOD. /~^.......
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.....^~/%% I KNOW THE LAYOUT OF  THE WHOLE TOWN, IN %%/~^.....
....^~/%%& LESS  THAN  A  YEAR  WE'VE BEEN ON EVERY &%%/~^....
...^~/%%&@ STREET   AT  LEAST   ONCE.  THERE'S   NO @&%%/~^...
..^~/%%&@#         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         #@&%%/~^..
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..^~/%%&@# THE  ACTUAL PLACE  IS BEAUTIFUL, AND THE #@&%%/~^..
...^~/%%&@ APARTMENT   TOO.   I   TRULY  MISS   IT. @&%%/~^...
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