TR OH EIGHT              
                                          
                         
                                          
              THE SMOOTH BOY!             
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF  THE   GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT  CAME TO ME IN A DREAM" AS THEY  SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE RIGHT ANSWER IS  THAT  YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER YOU HAVE,  SOMETHING  AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY) MAKING  AT  LAST  THE TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE  AND 
 WILL NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT - A  REALLY REALLY  CRISP 
 AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  
 HIHATS  OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND  THE TOMS, THE  BEP BEP  BOP, 
 BAP,  A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...  A   CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY  YOU   NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A  MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE  NEW ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES