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,^~†$§#@## ,         ^    TR OH EIGHT    ^        , ##@#§$†~^,
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,,,,^~†$§@              THE SMOOTH BOY!             @§$†~^,,,,
,^~†$§#@## ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF   THE  GREAT ##@#§$†~^,
,^~†$§#@##          ~,~ EIGHT OH EIGHT ~,~          ##@#§$†~^,
,^~†$§#@##             FROM THE EIGHTIES            ##@#§$†~^,
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,,,,,^~~$# "IT  CAME TO  ME IN A DREAM" AS THEY SAY #$~~^,,,,,
,,,^~~~$## AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE ##$~~~^,,,
,^~†$§#@@@ MADE, AND THE  RIGHT  ANSWER IS THAT YOU @@@#§$†~^,
,,,,,,^~$# HAVE  WHATEVER YOU HAVE,  SOMETHING AKIN #$~^,,,,,,
,^~†$§#@## TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR ##@#§$†~^,
,,,^^~$§@@    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    @@§$~^^,,,
,^~†$§#@## SLEEP BABY) MAKING  AT LAST  THE  TEA... ##@#§$†~^,
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,^~†$§#@## BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS  ARE RECLUSIVE AND ##@#§$†~^,
,^~†$§#@## WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL YOU  GIVE  THEM ##@#§$†~^,
,^~†$§#@## WHAT THEY  WANT - A REALLY REALLY  CRISP ##@#§$†~^,
,^~†$§@###  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, ###@§$†~^,
,,,^~††$§@ HIHATS OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE  LONG @§$††~^,,,
,,,,^†$$## DECAY  AND  THE  TOMS, THE BEP  BEP BOP, ##$$†^,,,,
,,,,,^†$## BAP,   A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...  A  CRISP ##$†^,,,,,
,,^~~†$§##           BITE... COWBELL....?           ##§$†~~^,,
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,,,^^~$§## AND  THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED   THE  REMAKE ##§$~^^,,,
,,,^^††$#@ BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE  IS IN A MUSEUM @#$††^^,,,
,^~†$§#@## GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. ##@#§$†~^,
,^~†$§#@## PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE  NEW ONE RUNS ##@#§$†~^,
,,,,~~†§@#              ON AA BATTERIES             #@§†~~,,,,
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