TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
              THE SMOOTH BOY!             
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF   THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT  CAME TO  ME IN A DREAM" AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE  RIGHT  ANSWER IS THAT YOU 
 HAVE  WHATEVER YOU HAVE,  SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY) MAKING  AT LAST  THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS  ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY  WANT - A REALLY REALLY  CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE  LONG 
 DECAY  AND  THE  TOMS, THE BEP  BEP BOP, 
 BAP,   A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...  A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED   THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE  IS IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE  NEW ONE RUNS 
              ON AA BATTERIES