At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
                 
                                       
                                      
                                 
 Mom,  What'S  An   Internet?          
                                      
     It'S A  Kind Of  Computer Program 
 Where  You   Can  Send  Letters  To  The 
                 Tigers,                  
     Even  Such A  Thing Is  Possible. 
                                       
                                      
                                     
 How  Do  I  Get  It To  Run?  Press That 
                  Button                  
                       Over There. 
                            
                               
 Right, AndNow?               
                                         
                          Wait...   
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
                                      
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
                                      
 Not  In   The  Clothes  Chamber...     
    Not  In  The Ice Cream  Machine... 
 Not   Behind   The   Couch...         
                                     
  Look - Stolen; Gone  From Our World.  
                                     
                                     
  
  Here'S The Entrance To World Three.   
  
                                       
   Ok,   Let'S  Go   Inside...        
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The  Royal  Ship   Of  Naboo... 
                                          
                                          
                 
 ***     Database     @    Stolen     *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
                 
                                          
                                          
 They  Went Inside  Their  House  And Saw 
 The Modem  Fast  Asleep  On The  Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!