RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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&&&&..&..& THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN &&&&.&....
&...&.&&.& THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. &...&&&...
&&..&&&.&& ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL .&..&..&..
&.&.&..&&. CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. &&&.&&.&&.
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......&&&& MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING ...&.&&.&&
&.....&... THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH ...&&&.&&.
&&....&&.. IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO ...&..&&.&
..&...&.&. THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM ...&&.&.&&
&.&&..&&&& WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE &..&.&&&&.
&&&.&.&... DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE .&.&&&...&
...&&&&&.. COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) .&&&..&..&
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.&.&&...&& IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND &.&.&&&.&&
&&&&.&..&. CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR .&&&&..&&.
&...&&&.&& COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE .&...&.&.&
.&..&..&&. WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE &&&..&&&&&
&&&.&&.&.& OPERATION. ...&.&....
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&&.&.&&... SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY ...&...&..
&.&&&&.&.. NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: ...&&..&&.
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...&..&..& ~~# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #~~ .&.&&&&&&&
&..&&.&&.& ~~# FOR QUIET AND CALM #~~ .&&&......
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&.&&&&.&&. ~~# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #~~ &&&.&&....
&&&...&&.& ~~# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #~~ &..&&.&...
&..&..&.&& ~~# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #~~ .&.&.&&&..
&&.&&.&&&. ~~# AND AT EASE #~~ .&&&&&..&.
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.&&.&&.&.& ~~# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #~~ .&&...&&&.
.&.&&.&&&& ~~# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #~~ .&.&..&..&
&&&&.&&... ~~# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #~~ .&&&&.&&.&
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&...&.&&&. ~~# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #~~ ..&..&.&&.
&&..&&&..& ~~# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #~~ &.&&.&&&.&
..&.&..&.& ~~# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #~~ .&&.&&..&&
&.&&&&.&&& ~~# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #~~ .&.&&.&.&.
&&&...&&.. ~~# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #~~ &&&&.&&&&&
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