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&..&..&&&& TH3 COMPUT3R  1S 4  V3RY COMMON  TOOL 1N .......&&&
.......&&& TH3  FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. &&&&&&..&&
.&&&&&..&& 1TS JOB 1S  TO  DO V4ST 4MOUNTS OF SM4LL &&&&&.....
..&&&....& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4  SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. .&&&..&&&&
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&&........ MOST WORK  ON TH3  PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG ....&&....
...&&&&&&& TH3  PROBL3M  ON 4  H1LB3RT PL4N3, WH1CH &&&....&&.
&&..&&&&&. 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF C4USAL1TY,  SO &&..&&....
.....&&&.. TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M &......&&.
&&&&..&...    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   ..&&&&....
.&&.....&& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 &..&&..&&.
....&&&..&         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          ..........
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&&.....&&&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ..&&&&&&&&
&..&&&..&& CL3RKS TO  PR4Y TO  TH3  "GODS" OF TH31R &..&&&&&&&
....&....& COMPUT3R, OR  TO  TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG TH3 ....&&&&&&
.&&...&&.. WORK,  FOR  4  QU1CK   4ND   F4ULT  FR3E .&&..&&&&.
....&....&                OP3R4T1ON.                ......&&..
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&&..&.....       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      ..&&..&&..
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&&&&......      ==# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #==      &..&&&&&&&
&&&..&&&&&        ==# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #==        ....&&&&&&
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&..&&..&&.     ==# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #==     ......&&&&
..........    ==# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #==    &&&&&..&&&
.&&&&&&&&&     ==# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #==     &&&&....&.
..&&&&&&&&            ==# 4ND 4T 34SE #==           .&&..&&...
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....&&&&&&     ==# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #==     .&&&&&&..&
.&&..&&&&.     ==# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #==     ..&&&&....
......&&..   ==# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #==   ...&&..&&&
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..&&..&&..   ==# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #==    ...&&&&...
&........&    ==# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #==     &&..&&..&&
..&&&&&&..     ==# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #==    &........&
...&&&&..&      ==# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #==     ..&&&&&&..
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