Rituals For Computer Operation
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,,,@@,@,,, ~~# The Computer Comfortable #~~ ,@@@@,,,,,
,,,@,@@@,, ~~# And At Ease #~~ ,@,,,@,,,,
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,,,@,,@,@@ ~~# Some Like To Say A Brief #~~ ,,,@,@,@,,
,,,@@,@@@, ~~# Prayer For Solace, To Be #~~ ,,,@@@@@@,
,,,@,@@,,@ ~~# Left Alone During Their Work #~~ ,,,@,,,,,@
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,,,,,@@@,, ~~# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #~~ ,,,,,,,@,@
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Would You Consider Code Golf
To Be A Kind Of Prayer?
As In, You Make A Convoluted,
Intricate, Beautiful, And Useless
Artifact. As In, You'Re Using Your
Skills To Ask For Something,
...I'D Ask For A Handful Of Bugs?
Code Has Bugs, Lots Of It.