R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
,&,&,,&&&, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ &,,&&&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,                                          &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&, TH3 COMPUT3R  1S  4 V3RY  COMMON TOOL 1N &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&, TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS  3VEN NOW. &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&, 1TS  JOB 1S TO  DO V4ST 4MOUNTS OF SM4LL &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&, C4LCULAT1ONS 1N  4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,                                          &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&, MOST WORK ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S  OF  POS1NG &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&, TH3 PROBL3M  ON 4 H1LB3RT  PL4N3,  WH1CH &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&, 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&, TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3   TH3  PROBL3M &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&, D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,                                          &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&, CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO  TH3  "GODS" OF TH31R &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&, COMPUT3R,  OR TO  TH3 D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&, WORK,  FOR  4   QU1CK  4ND   F4ULT  FR3E &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,                OP3R4T1ON.                &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,                                          &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,                                          &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,                                          &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,            ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~           &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,                                          &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,                                          &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,   ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~    &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,     ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~    &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,     ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~    &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,     ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~      &,&,&&,&&,
,&,&,&,,&,        ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~       &,&,,&,,&,
&&,&,&,&&,                                          &,&,&&,&&,
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           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D   4SK  FOR  4  H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
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