R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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&..&.&&..& TH3  COMPUT3R 1S  4 V3RY COMMON TOOL  1N .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&& TH3  FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..& 1TS JOB 1S  TO DO V4ST  4MOUNTS OF SM4LL .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT  OF T1M3. .&.&&.&.&.
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&.&&..&.&& MOST  WORK ON TH3  PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..& TH3 PROBL3M  ON 4 H1LB3RT  PL4N3,  WH1CH .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3   PROBL3M .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&&   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&&         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          .&.&&.&.&.
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&.&&..&.&&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..& CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO  TH3 "GODS" OF  TH31R .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&& COMPUT3R,  OR TO  TH3  D43MONS DO1NG TH3 .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..& WORK,   FOR   4  QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT  FR3E .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&&                OP3R4T1ON.                .&.&&.&.&.
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&.&&..&.&&       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    .&..&.&.&.
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&..&.&&..&      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&&        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        .&.&&.&.&.
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&.&&..&.&&     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..&    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&&     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..&           ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~            .&..&.&.&.
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&..&.&&..&     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&&     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..&   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   .&..&.&.&.
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&..&.&&..&    ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~   .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&&     ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~    .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..&    ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~     .&..&.&.&.
&.&&..&.&&      ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~     .&.&&.&.&.
&..&.&&..&       ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~        .&..&.&.&.
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           TO     B3    4     K1ND    OF    PR4Y3R?           
           4S   1N,   YOU    M4K3   4   CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,   B34UT1FUL,    4ND   US3LESS           
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           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
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