Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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###,,,,##, The  Computer Is A  Very  Common Tool In #,,#,,#,,,
,#,,##,,,, The Futures, And  In Some Ways Even Now. ,,,,,,,,#,
,,,,,,,##, Its Job Is  To Do  Vast Amounts Of Small #######,,,
######,,,, Calculations In A  Short Amount Of Time. ######,,##
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####,,,,## Most Work On  The  Principles  Of Posing ,,##,,##,,
,##,,##,,# The  Problem  On A Hilbert  Plane, Which ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, Is  Then  Folded  Out Of  Causality,  So ##########
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,,######,,    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ,,######,,
#,,####,,# Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The #,,####,,#
,,,,##,,,,         Computer Manufacturer.)          ,,,,##,,,,
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##,,##,,##   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ##,,##,,##
#,,,,,,,,, Clerks  To Pray To The "Gods"  Of  Their #,,,,,,,,#
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##,,,,,,,,       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      ,,####,,##
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###,,##,,,      --# Light A Scented Candle #--      ,####,,,,#
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##,,##,,,,     --# Recite A Mantra Or Other #--     ##########
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,,####,,,,     --# The Computer Comfortable #--     ##########
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,,,####,,#     --# Some Like To Say A Brief #--     ,######,,,
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#,,,,,,###   --# Left Alone During Their Work #--   ,,,##,,,,#
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#,,##,,,,,   --# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #--    #,,##,,,,#
,,,,,,####    --# Or A Meal To The Machines #--     ,,,,,,##,,
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####,,,,##      --# The Daemons Are Allowed #--     ,,##,,##,,
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A     Kind    Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,   You   Make   A    Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re   Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask   For  A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has   Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.