Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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#¨#¨##¨¨#¨ The  Computer Is A Very Common  Tool  In ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨ The  Futures, And In Some Ways Even Now. ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨ Its  Job Is To Do Vast  Amounts Of Small ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨ Calculations In  A Short Amount Of Time. ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
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#¨#¨¨#¨##¨ Most Work On  The  Principles  Of Posing ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨ The Problem  On  A Hilbert Plane,  Which ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨ Is  Then  Folded  Out  Of  Causality, So ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨ That  Daemons   Can  Solve  The  Problem ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨          Computer Manufacturer.)         ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
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#¨#¨¨#¨##¨   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨ Clerks  To Pray To  The "Gods"  Of Their ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨ Computer, Or  To  The Daemons Doing  The ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨ Work,   For  A  Quick  And   Fault  Free ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨                Operation.                ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
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#¨#¨¨#¨##¨       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
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#¨#¨##¨¨#¨      ==# Light A Scented Candle #==      ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨        ==# For Quiet And Calm #==        ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨                                          ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨     ==# Recite A Mantra Or Other #==     ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨    ==# Reassuring Message To Make #==    ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨     ==# The Computer Comfortable #==     ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨           ==# And At Ease #==            ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
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#¨#¨##¨¨#¨     ==# Some Like To Say A Brief #==     ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨     ==# Prayer For Solace, To Be #==     ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨   ==# Left Alone During Their Work #==   ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨                                          ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨    ==# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #==   ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨    ==# Or A Meal To The Machines #==     ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨    ==# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #==     ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨¨#¨##¨     ==# The Daemons Are Allowed #==      ¨##¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨#¨##¨¨#¨       ==# To Respond To This) #==        ¨¨#¨#¨#¨#¨
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be    A     Kind     Of    Prayer?           
           As    In,   You   Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,   And    Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re  Using   Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For   A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,    Lots   Of    It.