Rituals For Computer Operation
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..¤¤¤¤¤... The Computer Is A Very Common Tool In ¤¤¤¤¤.....
¤..¤¤¤..¤¤ The Futures, And In Some Ways Even Now. ¤¤¤¤..¤¤¤¤
....¤....¤ Its Job Is To Do Vast Amounts Of Small ¤¤¤....¤¤¤
.¤¤...¤¤.. Calculations In A Short Amount Of Time. ¤¤..¤¤..¤.
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¤¤¤...¤¤¤¤ Most Work On The Principles Of Posing ..¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
¤¤..¤..¤¤¤ The Problem On A Hilbert Plane, Which ¤..¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
¤.......¤¤ Is Then Folded Out Of Causality, So ....¤¤¤¤¤¤
..¤¤¤¤¤... That Daemons Can Solve The Problem .¤¤..¤¤¤¤¤
...¤¤¤..¤¤ Without Affecting Real Life. (These ......¤¤¤.
¤¤..¤..... Daemons Are Under Contract With The ¤¤¤¤¤..¤..
......¤¤¤¤ Computer Manufacturer.) ¤¤¤¤......
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¤¤¤¤...... It'S Commonplace For Programmers And ¤¤....¤¤¤¤
¤¤¤..¤¤¤¤¤ Clerks To Pray To The "Gods" Of Their ¤..¤¤..¤¤¤
¤¤....¤¤¤¤ Computer, Or To The Daemons Doing The ........¤¤
¤..¤¤..¤¤¤ Work, For A Quick And Fault Free .¤¤¤¤¤¤..¤
........¤¤ Operation. ..¤¤¤¤....
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¤¤¤¤¤¤..¤¤ Some Ubiquitous And Generally ........¤¤
¤¤¤¤¤..... Non-Controversial Rituals Include: ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤..¤
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.¤¤....¤¤¤ ««# Light A Scented Candle #«« .¤¤¤¤..¤¤.
....¤¤..¤¤ ««# For Quiet And Calm #«« ..¤¤......
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¤¤..¤¤¤¤.. ««# Recite A Mantra Or Other #«« ¤¤¤¤..¤¤¤¤
¤....¤¤..¤ ««# Reassuring Message To Make #«« .¤¤....¤¤¤
..¤¤...... ««# The Computer Comfortable #«« ....¤¤..¤¤
.....¤¤¤¤. ««# And At Ease #«« ¤¤¤.......
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¤¤¤......¤ ««# Some Like To Say A Brief #«« .....¤¤¤¤¤
¤¤..¤¤¤¤.. ««# Prayer For Solace, To Be #«« ¤¤¤¤..¤¤¤¤
¤....¤¤..¤ ««# Left Alone During Their Work #«« ¤¤¤....¤¤¤
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.....¤¤¤¤¤ ««# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #«« ..........
¤¤¤¤..¤¤¤¤ ««# Or A Meal To The Machines #«« ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
¤¤¤....¤¤¤ ««# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #«« .¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
¤¤..¤¤..¤¤ ««# The Daemons Are Allowed #«« ..¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
¤........¤ ««# To Respond To This) #«« ...¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
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Would You Consider Code Golf
To Be A Kind Of Prayer?
As In, You Make A Convoluted,
Intricate, Beautiful, And Useless
Artifact. As In, You'Re Using Your
Skills To Ask For Something,
...I'D Ask For A Handful Of Bugs?
Code Has Bugs, Lots Of It.