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&&&.&&&&.& TH3 COMPUT3R  1S 4  V3RY COMMON TOOL  1N ....&&&.&&
...&&...&& TH3 FUTUR3S,  4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. ....&..&&.
...&.&..&. 1TS JOB 1S  TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL ....&&.&.&
&..&&&&.&& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4  SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. ....&.&&&&
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.&&&&..&.& MOST WORK ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S  OF  POS1NG &...&..&..
.&...&.&&& TH3  PROBL3M  ON 4 H1LB3RT PL4N3,  WH1CH .&..&&.&&.
.&&..&&&.. 1S  TH3N FOLD3D  OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO .&&.&.&&.&
&&.&.&..&. TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M &&.&&&&.&&
..&&&&&.&&   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    &.&&...&&.
..&....&&. D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 &&&.&..&.&
&.&&...&.&         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          ...&&&.&&&
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.&.&&&.&..   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   .&.&&.&.&.
.&&&..&&&. CL3RKS TO  PR4Y TO  TH3 "GODS"  OF TH31R .&&&.&&&&&
&&..&.&..& COMPUT3R,  OR TO TH3  D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 .&..&&....
&.&.&&&&.& WORK,  FOR   4  QU1CK  4ND   F4ULT  FR3E .&&.&.&...
&&&&&...&&                OP3R4T1ON.                &&.&&&&&..
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&.&.&&..&&      ==# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #==      &.&&..&&&.
&&&&&.&.&.        ==# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #==        .&&.&.&..&
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&....&....     ==# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #==     &.&&....&&
.&...&&...    ==# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #==    &&&.&...&.
.&&..&.&..     ==# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #==     &..&&&..&&
&&.&.&&&&.           ==# 4ND 4T 34SE #==            &&.&..&.&.
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.&&...&..&     ==# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #==     ..&..&&...
.&.&..&&.&     ==# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #==     &.&&.&.&..
.&&&&.&.&&   ==# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #==   &&&.&&&&&.
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&&&..&...&    ==# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #==   ...&.&...&
...&.&&..&     ==# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #==    ...&&&&..&
&..&&&.&.&     ==# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #==    ...&...&.&
.&.&..&&&&     ==# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #==      &..&&..&&&
&&&&&.&...        ==# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #==       &&.&.&.&..
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