R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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,&,,,&&&,,                                          ,,&,,,,&&,
,,&,,&,&&, TH3  COMPUT3R 1S 4 V3RY COMMON  TOOL  1N &,,&,,,&&&
&,,&,,,&&& TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N  SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. ,&,,&,,&,&
&&,,&,,&,& 1TS JOB 1S TO DO V4ST  4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL ,,&,,&,,,&
,&&,,&,,,& C4LCULAT1ONS  1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. &,,&,,&,,&
,&&&,,&,,&                                          &&,,&,,&,,
,&,&&,,&,, MOST  WORK ON TH3 PR1NCIPL3S  OF  POS1NG ,&&,,&,,&,
,,,&&&,,&, TH3 PROBL3M  ON 4  H1LB3RT  PL4N3, WH1CH ,&&&,,&,,&
&,,&,&&,,& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO ,&,&&,,&,,
,&,,,&&&,, TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M ,,,&&&,,&,
,,&,,&,&&,   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    &,,&,&&,,&
&,,&,,,&&& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 &&,,,&&&,,
,&,,&,,&,&          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         &&&,,&,&&,
,,&,,&,,,&                                          &,&&,,,&&&
&,,&,,&,,&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,,&&&,,&,&
&&,,&,,&,, CL3RKS TO  PR4Y TO  TH3  "GODS" OF TH31R ,,&,&&,,,&
,&&,,&,,&, COMPUT3R, OR TO  TH3  D43MONS  DO1NG TH3 &,,,&&&,,&
,&&&,,&,,& WORK,  FOR  4  QU1CK   4ND  F4ULT   FR3E ,&,,&,&&,,
,&,&&,,&,,                OP3R4T1ON.                ,,&,,,&&&,
,,,&&&,,&,                                          ,,,&,,&,&&
&,,&,&&,,&      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       ,,,,&,,,&&
&&,,,&&&,,    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,,,,,&,,&,
&&&,,&,&&,                                          ,,,,,,&,,,
&,&&,,,&&&      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      ,,,,,,,&,,
,,&&&,,&,&        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        ,,,,,,,,&,
,,&,&&,,,&                                          ,,,,,,,,,&
&,,,&&&,,&     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     ,,,,,,,,,,
,&,,&,&&,,    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    ,,,,,,,,,,
,,&,,,&&&,     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     &,,,,,,,,,
,,,&,,&,&&            ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~           &&,,,,,,,,
,,,,&,,,&&                                          &&&,,,,,,,
,,,,,&,,&,     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     &,&&,,,,,,
,,,,,,&,,,     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     ,,&&&,,,,,
,,,,,,,&,,   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   ,,&,&&,,,,
,,,,,,,,&,                                          ,,,,&&&,,,
,,,,,,,,,&    ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~   ,,,,&,&&,,
,,,,,,,,,,    ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~     ,,,,,,&&&,
,,,,,,,,,,    ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~     ,,,,,,&,&&
&,,,,,,,,,     ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~      &,,,,,,,&&
&&,,,,,,,,       ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~        &&,,,,,,&,
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           TO     B3    4     K1ND    OF    PR4Y3R?           
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           1NTRIC4T3,   B34UT1FUL,   4ND    US3LESS           
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           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK   FOR  4  H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
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