HOW TO MAKE BONES  
                                        
                                          
 COMBINE CALCIUM WITH SOME PHOSPHATES,    
 AMINO ACIDS AND GROUND UP MOSFETS, AND   
 YOU GET A SUBSTANCE CALLED               
 BONE MINERAL. ONCE CAST INTO A DESIRED   
 SHAPE, APPLY ELECTRICITY AND THE         
 INTERNAL TRANSFORMATION PROCESS BEGINS,  
 FORMING THE SYNTHETIC MARROW.            
                                          
 CRISP BONE, WITH JUIC 
                  JUICY PULP INSIDE, LIKE 
 BLOOD ORANGE.                            
                                          
 MIX                          
                 THE BONE MINERAL WITH    
 RUBBER TO MAKE THE BONES SQUISHY BENDY 
                                          
 MIXTHE BONE MINERAL WITH SUGAR.     
 TONGUE MELTING.... SO GOOD. YOU CAN 
 REGENERATE THESEAFTER          
 GNAWING, AFTER 
 CRUSHING