BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN  IS A  CRYPTO  COIN, CRYPTO HERE 
 MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE  THIS MONEY IS 
 INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)!  
 THIS IS A SYMPTOM OF  IT  ONLY LIVING ON 
 THE INTERNET - IN  FACT,  IF YOU WERE TO 
 REMOVE A BITCOIN FROM THE  MAINFRAME, IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT  WORKS LIKE  THIS:  IF YOU MAKE  YOUR 
 COMPUTER  CREATE A  LOT  OF  HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED  WITH  BITCOIN, AS A  TOKEN  OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO  SIGN A 
 DOCUMENT STATING  THAT THOSE  COINS  ARE 
 ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU CAN  THEN SEND  THEM 
 TO  OTHERS,  GENERATING  A NEW  DOCUMENT 
           FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.          
                                          
 AND  BECAUSE YOU'RE  KNEE  DEEP NOW, YOU 
 HAVE   TO  SIGN  A   LOT  OF   DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF,  AND KEEP TRACK  OF WHO SIGNED 
 WHAT,  AND  LOOK  FOR FORGED SIGNATURES, 
 AND  PROBABLY  FORGE  A  FEW YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,  IN  THE  END  IT  DOESN'T   WORK.