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,,~*$%%%#@          A "PORTABLE RECORDER"           @#%%%$*~,,
,,~*$%&#@#      A "DIGITAL MICROPHONE WALKMAN"      #@#&%$*~,,
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,,,~~*$$&& I  BOUGHT THIS A  YEAR  AND A  HALF  AGO &&$$*~~,,,
,,,,~$$&#@ WITH   GREAT  PLANS  IN   MIND.  THEN  I @#&$$~,,,,
,,~*$%&### MARCHED  OFF  IN  THE  COMPLETELY  WRONG ###&%$*~,,
,,~*$%&#@# DIRECTION  AND  NOW  I BROKE IT  AS WELL #@#&%$*~,,
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,,~*$%%%## WHAT  IT DOES  IS  IT  HAS TWO  INTERNAL ##%%%$*~,,
,,~*$$$%#@ MICS  BUT ALSO XLR FOR TWO EXTERNAL ONES @#%$$$*~,,
,,~*$%&#@@ AND  ALSO  PHANTOM  POWER?  ON  THREE AA @@#&%$*~,,
,,,,,~$&&#                BATTERIES!                #&&$~,,,,,
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,,,,,**%&# YOU RECORD TO A  SD-CARD  (THE BIG  ONE) #&%**,,,,,
,,,,,,*$&&          AND THATS DANDY FOR ME.         &&$*,,,,,,
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,,~*$%&##@ THOUGH,  WHICH  ARE  DOCUMENTED  ON  THE @##&%$*~,,
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