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.....^-=§§ THEY HAVE  TOLD ME  TO  MOUNT IN THE CAR §§=-^.....
......^-=§ AND DRIVE  IT  TO SOME TOWN TO  FIX SOME §=-^......
.......^-= STUFF.  I DRIVE  AS  GOOD  AS I  CAN BUT =-^.......
........^- IT'S  NOT HELPING. I DONT HAVE A DRIVERS -^........
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.......... I'M  AT  A DAM  SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART ..........
.......... PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M ..........
.......... LYING  FLAT ON  MY STOMACH  AND  HAVE TO ..........
.......... PEDAL WITH MY HANDS.  FUCK! I UNDERSTAND ..........
.........^ QUICKLY THAT THE  ONLY OPTION HERE IS TO ^.........
........^- PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP -^........
.......^-=      STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO     =-^.......
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