RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. 
 DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END 
 OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.