RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.