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..~:%$¤###    recruiting takes place in peoples     ###¤$%:~..
..~:%$¤### yards, or  outside stores, or with a bit ###¤$%:~..
....~:%$¤#        of violence and trickery.         #¤$%:~....
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..~:%$¤### throw   the  fourleggers   into  a  van. ###¤$%:~..
.....::$¤# decode them. sort  them  by  species and #¤$::.....
..~:%$¤###                  taste.                  ###¤$%:~..
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..~:%$¤### decorate  the  dog,  decorate  the  dogs ###¤$%:~..
..~:%$¤### mind,  upsize  the  paws,  or  the whole ###¤$%:~..
..~:%$¤###   creature, frame a burroughs portrait,  ###¤$%:~..
..:%$¤#### sing a tune about being brought  to your ####¤$%:..
.....:$$¤# roads end and reborn as  something else. #¤$$:.....
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.......~%¤ you    can't    go    the    same   way, ¤%~.......
..~%$¤####  unfortunately, though another path is   ####¤$%~..
..~:%$¤### open.  a grimier, grainier, more painful ###¤$%:~..
.....~%%%¤ approach. hopefully bliss is at the  end ¤%%%~.....
..~:%$¤### of  it,  but  i don't  know.  might just ###¤$%:~..
....~:%%$# ruin   you.  will  probably  ruin   you. #$%%:~....
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