egg eater absolutely spherical egg. find it on large sandy beaches, upshore where dunes meet shadowy pines. teal egg, makes some sentient bird or other warm-blooded creature. lanky meat, incredible meat inside, mostly tendons. slithery but strong. the egg has an opening. the egg has a belly button. looks like a rubber vortex, the crust gets soft and becomes a hole. and on these beaches there's a particular snake or lizard which certainly eats insects most of the time, but it knows a good belly button when it sees one, and knows to enter the egg it will crawl into the teal sphere, dissapear completely and eat it all up, ruining the integrity of the egg. destroying the inhabitant. it's a grisly sight when it cracks open, the reptile emerging covered in bloody half-formed remains.