PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES,  OF GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START  TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD  BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND  - THEY ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID  YOU MEAN  IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM