.....--^*& &*^--.....
......--^* *^--......
.....--^*& &*^--.....
....--^*&@ @&*^--....
...--^*&@# #@&*^--...
..--^*&@#@ &&&&^^^^----########&&&&^^^^----######## @#@&*^--..
.--^*&@#@# ----########&&&&^^^^----########&&&&^^^^ #@#@&*^--.
..--^*&@#@ ####&&&&^^^^----########&&&&^^^^----#### @#@&*^--..
...--^*&@# ^^^^----########&&&&^^^^----########&&&& #@&*^--...
....--^*&@ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS @&*^--....
.....--^*& OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL &*^--.....
......--^* OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I *^--......
.....--^*& START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT &*^--.....
....--^*&@ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO @&*^--....
...--^*&@# ########&&&&^^THE--GROUND.##&&&&^^^^---- #@&*^--...
..--^*&@#@ &&&&^^^^----########&&&&^^^^----######## @#@&*^--..
.--^*&@#@# I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME #@#@&*^--.
..--^*&@#@ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME @#@&*^--..
...--^*&@# SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET #@&*^--...
....--^*&@ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T @&*^--....
.....--^*& KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE &*^--.....
......--^* TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN *^--......
.....--^*& YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL &*^--.....
....--^*&@ BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER @&*^--....
...--^*&@# "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR #@&*^--...
..--^*&@#@ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT @#@&*^--..
.--^*&@#@# HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY #@#@&*^--.
..--^*&@#@ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. @#@&*^--..
...--^*&@# SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY #@&*^--...
....--^*&@ ----###SADNESS&&^COMES--###FROM#&&&&^^^^ @&*^--....
.....--^*& ####&&&&^^^^----########&&&&^^^^----#### &*^--.....
......--^* ^^^^----########&&&&^^^^----########&&&& *^--......
.....--^*& ########&&&&^^^^----########&&&&^^^^---- &*^--.....
....--^*&@ @&*^--....
...--^*&@# #@&*^--...
..--^*&@#@ @#@&*^--..
.--^*&@#@# #@#@&*^--.
..--^*&@#@ @#@&*^--..