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##@#&%==~. PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS .~==%@##
####&%==~. OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL .~==%###
####&%==~. OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I .~==%###
@&%=~..... START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT .....~=%&@
###@#&==~. OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO .~==@###
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@@&%%=~~.. I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ..~~=%%&@@
@@&==~~... [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ...~~==&@@
##@#&%==~. SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET .~==%@##
#@&%%%==~. EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T .~==%%%&@#
##@#&%==~. KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE .~==%@##
#%=~...... TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ......~=%#
##@#&%==~. YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL .~==%@##
##@#&%==~. BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER .~==%@##
#@&=~~~... "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ...~~~=&@#
###%=~.... YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ....~=%###
#%%%%=.... HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ....=%%%%#
##@#&%==~. MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. .~==%@##
##@#&%==~. SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY .~==%@##
##@#&%==~. ~~~~###SADNESS&&=COMES~~###FROM@&&&&==== .~==%@##
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