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......^-=$ party, bathroom, door locked, lights $=-^......
.....^-=$$ off, shower curtains drawn. floor full $$=-^.....
....^-=$$¤ of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i ¤$$=-^....
...^-=$$¤@ start to unzip my pants, she steps out @¤$$=-^...
..^-=$$¤@@ of the shower and pushes me to @@¤$$=-^..
.^-=$$¤@@# ####@@@@$$$$==the^^ground.@@$$$$====^^^^ #@@¤$$=-^.
..^-=$$¤@@ $$$$====^^^^####@@@@$$$$====^^^^####@@@@ @@¤$$=-^..
...^-=$$¤@ i wish to be contacted by some @¤$$=-^...
....^-=$$¤ [god, alien] who would bestow upon me ¤$$=-^....
.....^-=$$ some incredible power that will set $$=-^.....
......^-=$ everything right forever. what i don't $=-^......
.......^-= know is that this happens multiple =-^.......
........^- times per second - they ask me: "when -^........
.........^ you said the world egg was your ideal ^.........
........^- body type, did you mean it"? i answer -^........
.......^-= "not really, but i can act like it for =-^.......
......^-=$ you, if you'd like". at this point $=-^......
.....^-=$$ however they have already erased my $$=-^.....
....^-=$$¤ memory of the encounter and moved on. ¤$$=-^....
...^-=$$¤@ subconsciously, this is where my @¤$$=-^...
..^-=$$¤@@ ^^^^###sadness$$=comes^^###from@$$$$==== @@¤$$=-^..
.^-=$$¤@@# @@@@$$$$====^^^^####@@@@$$$$====^^^^#### #@@¤$$=-^.
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