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#@@%*:-^.. PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ..^-:*%@@#
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@%*:-^.... OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ....^-:*%@
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@@%*:-^... SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ...^-:*%@@
@%*:-^.... EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ....^-:*%@
%*:-^..... KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE .....^-:*%
@%*:-^.... TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ....^-:*%@
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##@@%*:-^. "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR .^-:*%@@##
#@@%*:-^.. YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ..^-:*%@@#
@@%*:-^... HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ...^-:*%@@
@%*:-^.... MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ....^-:*%@
%*:-^..... SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY .....^-:*%
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