At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
 Mom,   What'S   An   Internet?        
     It'S A  Kind Of Computer  Program 
 Where  You  Can  Send   Letters  To  The 
      Even Such A  Thing Is  Possible. 
 How Do  I  Get  It  To  Run?  Press That 
                       Over There. 
 Right, AndNow?               
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
 Not  In  The  Clothes   Chamber...     
     Not  In The Ice  Cream Machine... 
 Not   Behind  The   Couch...          
  Look - Stolen;  Gone From Our World.  
  Here'S The Entrance  To World Three.  
   Ok,  Let'S   Go   Inside...        
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The   Royal  Ship  Of  Naboo... 
 ***     Database    @     Stolen     *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
 They Went  Inside  Their  House  And Saw 
 The  Modem  Fast Asleep  On  The Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!