At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
 Mom,   What'S   An  Internet?         
     It'S  A Kind Of  Computer Program 
 Where  You  Can  Send  Letters  To   The 
      Even  Such A Thing  Is Possible. 
 How Do  I  Get  It  To  Run?  Press That 
                       Over There. 
 Right, AndNow?               
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
 Not  In   The  Clothes  Chamber...     
     Not  In The Ice  Cream Machine... 
 Not   Behind   The   Couch...         
  Look - Stolen; Gone From  Our World.  
   Here'S The Entrance To World Three.  
    Ok,  Let'S  Go  Inside...         
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The   Royal  Ship  Of  Naboo... 
 ***     Database     @    Stolen     *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
 They  Went Inside  Their House  And  Saw 
 The Modem  Fast  Asleep On  The  Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!