4LVAR W3ST CO4ST          
                                        
                                          
 GO1NG  SOUTH  BY TH3  ROCKY  SHOR3.  TH3 
     MONT4N3OUS SHOR3, TH3 CL1FFS 4ND     
     R4V1N3S, 4ND TH3 OC34NS R4V1NG.      
                                          
 W4TCH YOUR  ST3P OR,  OR YOUR WH3ELS, 1F 
 YOUR3  SUCH 4  B31NG,  FOR TO  TH3  W3ST 
 L13S  TH3  S34.  4ND  TO  TH3  34ST  4R3 
 THORNY  BUSH3S, L4RG3 4S TR3ES BUT  4LSO 
   M1NISCUL3, C4MOUFLAG3D 1N TH3 GR4SS.   
                                          
     OLD T3RR1TORIES POK3 THROUGH 4ND     
 R3SURF4CE.  N3VER M1ND TH3M,  BUT  M4YB3 
 TH3  B34UTY  1N  TH31R  W4LLS   T3LL  US 
 SOM3TH1NG. 1 4DM1R3 TH3 W4Y TH3Y  STR3CH 
 OV3R  TH3  L4ND TO  TH3  34STERN SHOR3S, 
       BUT N3VER NORTH, N3VER SOUTH.      
                                          
 TH3 RO4D 1S OLD  4ND  BROK3N,  4ND WOULD 
 STR3SS YOUR JO1NTS, 3VEN 1F YOU W3RE  TO 
 N3VER  L34VE  1T   (WH1CH  YOU  SHOULD).