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¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§ 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY §¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§          #@†«,¨ 4LCOHOL ¨,«†@#           ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨           #@†«,¨ 4LCOHOL ¨,«†@#          ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨          #@†«,¨ 4LCOHOL ¨,«†@#           ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨ 1 DONT KNOW, 1  F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK  4ND TH3RE'S TH1S ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§             1N TH3 END, SW3ET            ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ 4ROUND  TH1RTY  P3RCENT  OF  TH3 4LCOHOL ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§ 3NTERS TH3  BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY  1N  TH3 §¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨ MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK  UP §§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           ¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨ F1N4LLY SOM3ONE  L3T M3 OUT OF  MY DRUNK §¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§ T1M3   FOR   M3  1S   B34UT1FUL  CUZ  1M §§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨               1NFINITY MUNK              §§§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨ 1  C4N  DO 1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 §¨§§¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨               4M S1D3 4ND                ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ 1M  4  SPH3R1C4L  3NT1TY!  1M FROM OUT3R ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§                 SP4C3...                 ¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
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¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨ OK1  1  JUST  DR4NK THR3E  MOUTHFULLS OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨§§§¨¨ W1N3.  1 DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨§§¨ M4YB3 THR3E  OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨§§§                                          §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§ 4  TH1NG 1 DONT  C4R3  4BOUT  TH3  T4ST3 ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§ 4NYMOR3 1  DO 4T  TH3 ST4RT BUT NOT NOW. ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§ TH3RES  4 T1M3LINE GO1NG  FROM  C4R3  TO ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨                 NOT C4R3                 ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§           ¨,«†§¤§@###@§¤§†«,¨            §¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ H4HA   SUDD3NLY  O  H4D  ON  SOM3  W3URD ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ F1NG3R  ON MY F1NG3R  TH3N Y3STERD4Y 4ND ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1  W4S ON TH3 ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S  SOM3TH1NG §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WRONG W1TH  F  -1NG3R.  1  M34N W1TH  MY §§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨ L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG  WRONG W1TH MY ¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨ R1GHT  CHOPP3D   MYS3LF  W1TH   ,4N  4X3 ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨                    SO                    ¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨ WTF 1S  WHY  H4V3 1  TH3 WRONG F1NG3R 4S ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨                 D3F4ULT                  ¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨            ##@§¤§†«,¨,«†§¤§@##           ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          §¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨ R34D  MOR3   4BOUT   TYP3S  OF   4LCOHOL ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨ §   B3ER  ¨  W1N3   ¨  C1D3R   ¨  K1R  § §¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
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