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...»=^@@##     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     ##@@^=»...
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.....»=^@@ I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY @@^=».....
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.......»=^          @#=».. ALCOHOL ..»=#@           ^=».......
........»=          @#=».. ALCOHOL ..»=#@           =»........
.........»           @#=».. ALCOHOL ..»=#@          ».........
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.......... I DONT KNOW,  I FEEL HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. ..........
.......... DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK AND  THERE'S THIS ..........
..........       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       ..........
..........             IN THE END, SWEET            ..........
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.......... AROUND  THIRTY PERCENT  OF  THE  ALCOHOL ..........
.........» ENTERS THE  BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY  IN THE ».........
........»= MOUTH, OR SO I'VE HEARD. GOT  TO LOOK UP =»........
.......»=^           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           ^=».......
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...»=^@@## FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME  OUT  OF MY DRUNK ##@@^=»...
..»=^@@### TIME  FOR  ME  IS   BEAUTIFUL   CUZ   IM ###@@^=»..
...»=^@@##              INFINITY MUNK               ##@@^=»...
....»=^@@# I  CAN DO IT ANYWAY INSIDE AND  WITHSIDE #@@^=»....
.....»=^@@                AM SIDE AND               @@^=».....
......»=^@ IM  A SPHERICAL  ENTITY!  IM FROM  OUTER @^=»......
.......»=^                 SPACE...                 ^=».......
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.......... OKI  I  JUST DRANK THREE  MOUTHFULLS  OF ..........
.......... WINE.  I  DRANK  FOUR  STRONG  BEERS AND ..........
.......... MAYBE  THREE OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF WINE. ..........
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.......... A  THING I  DONT  CARE ABOUT  THE  TASTE ..........
.......... ANYMORE I  DO AT THE START BUT  NOT NOW. ..........
.........» THERES  A  TIMELINE  GOING  FROM CARE TO ».........
........»=                 NOT CARE                 =»........
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....»=^@@# HAHA  SUDDENLY  O  HAD   ON  SOME  WEURD #@@^=»....
...»=^@@## FINGER ON MY FINGER  THEN YESTERDAY  AND ##@@^=»...
..»=^@@### I ACCIDENTALLY  LOCKED THEN I WAS ON THE ###@@^=»..
...»=^@@## TOILET  LOL MBUT WEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ##@@^=»...
....»=^@@# WRONG WITH F  -INGER.  I  MEAN  WITH  MY #@@^=»....
.....»=^@@ LEFT INDEX FINGER  NOTJING WRONG WITH MY @@^=».....
......»=^@ RIGHT   CHOPPED   MYSELF  WITH  ,AN  AXE @^=»......
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.........» WTF IS WHY HAVE  I  THE WRONG  FINGER AS ».........
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.......... READ  MORE  ABOUT   TYPES   OF   ALCOHOL ..........
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.......... ^  BEER  .   WINE   .  CIDER  .   KIR  ^ ..........
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