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...§..§... IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG THE  RIVER .§...§.§§.
....§..§.. GROWS  THE  MUSHROOM. BETWEEN  FERNS AND ..§....§§§
§....§..§. HORSEMINT GROWS THE MUSHROOM.  ALONG THE ...§...§.§
§§....§..§ CREEK,  WITH  A  REDDISH  CAP  AND WHITE §...§....§
.§§....§.. STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS  EYES GROWS .§...§...§
.§§§....§.              THE MUSHROOM.               ..§...§...
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§....§§§.. I  AM  DREAMING.  A PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED. ..§...§...
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..§....§§§ THROUGH  THE  PARK  I  GO  TO PICK IT UP §§..§...§.
...§...§.§ FROM  A BITTER LADY. A  SLOT  IN A WALL, .§§..§...§
§...§....§ LADY  INSIDE, ME  OUTSIDE WITH  THE REST .§§§..§...
.§...§...§              OF THE WORLD.               .§.§§..§..
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.§...§...§ DELIVERED IS A  NY FAT CAP, A NOZZLE (OR §§§..§.§§.
..§...§...       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       §.§§...§§§
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§§..§...§. THROUGH YOUNG  FOREST,  THIN AND RUBBERY ..§.§§...§
.§§..§...§ WHIPS SHOOT UP FROM  THE EARTH. KIRSKALE ....§§§..§
.§§§..§...    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    ....§.§§..
.§.§§..§.. ABANDONED  GRAY WALLS.  I SHALL  TRY THE ......§§§.
...§§§..§.             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             ......§.§§
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§§...§§§.. THE  PAINT  INSIDE COMES OUT,  IT  COMES §.......§.
§§§..§.§§. LIKE A  MASSAGE SHOWER, IT COMES  LIKE A .§........
§.§§...§§§ THICK AND SLOW  BEAM. RICH WITH  RED AND ..§.......
..§§§..§.§               GOOEY PAINT.               §..§......
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....§§§..§ DOESN'T  HIT  ANYTHING.  IT  KEEPS GOING ..§..§....
....§.§§.. AND  NEVER   REACHES   THE  WALLS.  IT'S §..§..§...
......§§§. FOREVER  FALLING,  BUT  NOTHING WILL  BE .§..§..§..
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§..§......       "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD        .§§....§..
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