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,,,,,,,,,,                TAPE DREAM                ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, FOR  STORING  MUSIC ON.  ALSO  DATA  BUT ,,,,,,,,,,
~,,,,,,,,, AT   THIS  POINT   IN  TIME  THAT'S  NOT ,,,,,,,,,~
†~,,,,,,,,         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        ,,,,,,,,~†
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$%†~,,,,,,                                          ,,,,,,~†%$
&$%†~,,,,,     †††††††† TYPES OF TAPE ††††††††      ,,,,,~†%$&
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##&$%†~,,,           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           ,,,~†%$&##
###&$%†~,,         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         ,,~†%$&###
##&$%†~,,,      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       ,,,~†%$&##
#&$%†~,,,,        CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS       ,,,,~†%$&#
&$%†~,,,,,                                          ,,,,,~†%$&
$%†~,,,,,, RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE ,,,,,,~†%$
%†~,,,,,,,         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         ,,,,,,,~†%
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~,,,,,,,,,                †† BIAS ††                ,,,,,,,,,~
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,,,,,,,,,, CLASS  I  USES ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, USE   SEVENTY   OF    THE   SAME   UNIT. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, CLASS IV  IS APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG  TO ,,,,,,,,,,
~,,,,,,,,, BE USED  ON  CLASS  I  PLAYERS.  IT WILL ,,,,,,,,,~
†~,,,,,,,, SOUND  TOO   LOUND   AND  IT  CANNOT  BE ,,,,,,,,~†
%†~,,,,,,, COMPLETELY  ERASED.  THIS IS  VERY WELL. ,,,,,,,~†%
$%†~,,,,,,  MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS   ,,,,,,~†%$
&$%†~,,,,,            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            ,,,,,~†%$&
#&$%†~,,,,                                          ,,,,~†%$&#
##&$%†~,,, THEY  ALSO GNAW  AT THE TAPE HEADS A BIT ,,,~†%$&##
###&$%†~,,      BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.     ,,~†%$&###
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&$%†~,,,,,       †††††††† ARTIFACTS ††††††††        ,,,,,~†%$&
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%†~,,,,,,, GOOD TAPES  ARE DECENT  AND HAVE A  GOOD ,,,,,,,~†%
†~,,,,,,,, HIGH  FREQUENCY PRESENCE,  BAD TAPES ARE ,,,,,,,,~†
~,,,,,,,,, LOFI  IF NOT OUTRIGHT  BAD. IDK, I KINDA ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,,                 LIKE IT.                 ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, BIAS LOSS: IF YOU  FORGET THE  BIAS  WHO ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, KNOWS   WHATS  EVEN  ON  THERE   ANYMORE ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,,  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, WOW: A SLOWER  FLUTTER, USUALLY  SEVERAL ,,,,,,,,,,
~,,,,,,,,, SECONDS  LONG. WHAT  UP. BOTH  OF  THESE ,,,,,,,,,~
†~,,,,,,,,   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    ,,,,,,,,~†
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$%†~,,,,,, PRINT THROUGH:  TAPES RUB SOUND  ON EACH ,,,,,,~†%$
&$%†~,,,,, OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG ,,,,,~†%$&
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