P4G3    ON    SN4K3   H4NDL1NG.     
             
                                          
    TH3 GO4L 1S 4NYWAY TO B3COME LUC1D    
    1NSID3 TH3 DR34M (1F TH3 DR34M 1S 4   
    CONT41N3R) OR WH1L3 TH3 DR34M T4K3S   
    PL4C3 (1F 1T 1S 4N 3VENT). TH1S 1S    
       SOM3HOW TO DO W1TH S3RPENTS.       
                                          
             
  1  KN3W TH3RE WOULD B3 SN4K3S, TH3Y   
  H4V3  TH1S P4RT1CULAR SH4P3 TO TH3M,  
    M4K3S  TH3M  F1T   1NTO   CR4CKS,   
           1NTO         S34MS.          
                             
  (S1NC3 R34LM-TR4V3LNESS 1S 1NV3RSELY  
  PROPORT1ON4L TO S1Z3; L4RG3R 4N1MALS  
     H4V3     TO     ST4Y     PUT.      
  SN4K3S  C4N  CH34T  TH1S  BY  B31NG   
      4LMOST     ON3-D1M3NSION4L.)      
             
                                          
   31THERW4Y. 1 D1D NOT FULLY UND3RST4ND  
  WH1CH ROL3 TH3Y WOULD PL4Y, OR 3X4CTLY  
    WH1CH SN4K3S TH3Y WOULD B3 - TH3    
         N4GAS! TH3 SN4K3 PEOPLE.         
                                          
  YOU W1LL W4NT TH3M TO GU1D3 YOU 1F YOU  
   C4N. TH3Y 4R3 3XCELLENT N1DR4 GU1D3S,  
    4ND M4NY W1LL T4K3 YOU ON PRO BONO    
   (1 SUSP3CT TH3Y F1ND 4MUS3MENT 1N OUR  
   4TT3MPTS TO TR4V3L WH3RE W3 4R3 NOT    
 34SY TO B3.) TH3 PROBL3M 1S F1NDING ON3. 
                                          
             
  DON'T FR3T 1F YOUR M3ET1NG DO3S NOT   
   GO  W3LL - T4LK1NG  TO 4  SN4K3  1S  
  OFT3N  4 R3CURS1VE M4TT3R. YOU W1LL   
  M3ET M4NY T1M3S 4S YOU F4LL  D3EPER,  
  ONC3  P3R  ST4G3,  TH3 SN4K3 T4K1NG   
  V4R1OUS FORMS 1N SUCC3SS1ON (STR34M,  
   SN4K3, H4LF-SN4K3, QU3EN,  STR34M,   
   THUND3R).  YOU  MUST  R3PE4T   4LL   
  PL34SANTR1ES 34CH T1M3 4S 1F YOU'V3   
  N3VER B3FORE M3T (4LTHOUGH TH3 SN4K3  
  M4Y CHOOS3  TO 4DDR3SS YOU 4S 4N OLD  
  FR13ND, FOLLOW TH31R  L34D 1F  SO).   
             
                                          
   TH3Y H4V3 SOM3TH1NG TO DO W1TH W4T3R,  
  SOM3 CLOS3 R3L4T1ON TO 1T. 1'V3 Y3T TO  
    UNCOV3R WH4T TH1S 1S. BUT YOU M1GHT   
    H4V3 4 H1GH3R CH4NC3 OF F1NDING ON3   
       CLOS3 TO 4 R1V3R OR L4K3...?       
                                          
  1'V3 4LSO H34RD TH3M M3NT1ONED TOG3THER 
   W1TH C4V3S OR "TH3 WORLD B3NE4TH TH3   
  WORLD". CO1NCID3NCE? YOU F1ND R3GUL4R   
   SN4K3S 1N R3GUL4R C4V3S. OR - COULD    
   TH1S B3 4 R3FERENCE TO TH3 D4RK LAK3?  
   TH3 HOLY W4T3R 1N TH3 C3NTER OF YOUR   
            CH3ST. GU4RD1ANS?