LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS        
                                          
  
  
   LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS   
  
  
                                          
           
       THINGS I'VE BOUGHT IN SHOPS      
           
                                          
  TEAL TAPE PLAYER WITH TOO MANY BUTTONS  
                                          
   A CRATE OF USED IBM FLOPPY DISKS - A   
         CENT FOR THE WHOLE THING         
                                          
   BRAND NEW FLOPPY DISKS IN ALUMINUM OR  
               CLEAR PLASTIC              
                                          
       IKEA/TE FREKVENS MICROPHONES       
                                          
                 NY FATCAP                
                                          
  MULTILEVEL FOLD-OUT COPPER/GLASS MIRROR 
  (COULD REFLECT SUNLIGHT EVEN WITHOUT A  
         LINE OF SIGHT TO THE SUN)        
                                          
  TWO SUPER LONG GRUNDIG DICTAPHONES IN   
         PURPLE/PINK GOLD COLOURS         
                                          
         PEBBLE-SIZED COINS WITH          
           PLAYSTATION SYMBOLS            
                                          
 COLLECTION OF TWO CENTIMETER HIGH AMBER  
    FIGURINES OF VARIOUS CREATURES AND    
                CHARACTERS                
                                          
                                          
                                          
               
        THINGS I'VE BEEN GIFTED         
               
                                          
    A COMPUTER (LOOKED LIKE A GEN THREE   
  IMAC) FILLED WITH BLUEPRINTS FOR PLANES 
           AND SLEEK SPACESHIPS           
                                          
  SIX BY THREE CM GLITTERY FURRY STICKER  
   (GRINNING PURPLE WOLF ON YELLOW-GREEN  
                 LEAVES)                  
                                          
     TINY METAL DRAGON/HORSE FIGURINE     
                                          
      OLD INSTANT CAMERA WITH THREE       
      DIMENSIONAL FOCUSING JOYSTICK       
                                          
   PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY TEETH AND TONGUE,    
        TAKEN FROM INSIDE MY MOUTH        
                                          
  MONSTER TRUCK-SIZED REGULAR CAR WITH A  
        MINIMUM SPEED OF FORTY KMH        
                                          
                                          
                                          
                   
          STOLEN/FOUND THINGS           
                   
                                          
     STRANGE AND VERY LARGE FLASH CARD    
                                          
    CASSETTE TAPE TAGGED WITH BLUE INK    
                                          
 STICKER SHEET (TINY FOXES DOING VARIOUS  
           FACIAL EXPRESSIONS)            
                                          
    LOTS OF TOOTHPICK-SIZED DRIPPY PENS   
         WITH FLUORESCENT NEON INK        
                                          
  MIRROR THAT SHOWS YOU POST-TRANSITION