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,,,,,,~=%% %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=% %=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. %%=~,,,,,,
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,,,,~=%%§# #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #§%%=~,,,,
,,,~=%%§## ##§%%=~,,,
,,~=%%§### UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ###§%%=~,,
,,,~=%%§## SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ##§%%=~,,,
,,,,~=%%§# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED #§%%=~,,,,
,,,,,~=%%§ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, §%%=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=% TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. %=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=%%§ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §%%=~,,,,,
,,,,~=%%§# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #§%%=~,,,,
,,,~=%%§## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##§%%=~,,,
,,~=%%§### CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ###§%%=~,,
,,,~=%%§## THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ##§%%=~,,,
,,,,~=%%§# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #§%%=~,,,,
,,,,,~=%%§ §%%=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=% %=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% NOTABLE PERSONS WITH %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=%%§ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: §%%=~,,,,,
,,,,~=%%§# #§%%=~,,,,
,,,~=%%§## % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ##§%%=~,,,
,,~=%%§### THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ###§%%=~,,
,,,~=%%§## IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ##§%%=~,,,
,,,,~=%%§# NORSE. #§%%=~,,,,
,,,,,~=%%§ §%%=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=% PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH %=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=%%§ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. §%%=~,,,,,
,,,,~=%%§# #§%%=~,,,,
,,,~=%%§## % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##§%%=~,,,
,,~=%%§### NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ###§%%=~,,
,,,~=%%§## FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ##§%%=~,,,
,,,,~=%%§# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #§%%=~,,,,
,,,,,~=%%§ §%%=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=% MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY %=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% CATS AT AGE NINE. %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=%%§ §%%=~,,,,,
,,,,~=%%§# % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #§%%=~,,,,
,,,~=%%§## ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ##§%%=~,,,
,,~=%%§### GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ###§%%=~,,
,,,~=%%§## ##§%%=~,,,
,,,,~=%%§# % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET #§%%=~,,,,
,,,,,~=%%§ INTO DEEP SPACE. §%%=~,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~=% % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN %=~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~=%% A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, %%=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~=%%§ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO §%%=~,,,,,
,,,,~=%%§# REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. #§%%=~,,,,
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