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......-»:^ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ^:»-......
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.......... UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ..........
.......... SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ..........
.......... SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ..........
.........- - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, -.........
........-» THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) »-........
.......-»: TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. :»-.......
......-»:^ ^:»-......
.....-»:^% EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL %^:»-.....
....-»:^%@ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE @%^:»-....
...-»:^%@# OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL #@%^:»-...
..-»:^%@## CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##@%^:»-..
.-»:^%@### THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ###@%^:»-.
..-»:^%@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@%^:»-..
...-»:^%@# #@%^:»-...
....-»:^%@ »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» @%^:»-....
.....-»:^% %^:»-.....
......-»:^ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ^:»-......
.......-»: UNICORN IMMORTALITY: :»-.......
........-» »-........
.........- ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A -.........
.......... THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ..........
.......... IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ..........
.......... NORSE. ..........
.........- -.........
........-» ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF »-........
.......-»: PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH :»-.......
......-»:^ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ^:»-......
.....-»:^% COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. %^:»-.....
....-»:^%@ @%^:»-....
...-»:^%@# ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #@%^:»-...
..-»:^%@## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##@%^:»-..
.-»:^%@### FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ###@%^:»-.
..-»:^%@## NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ##@%^:»-..
...-»:^%@# #@%^:»-...
....-»:^%@ ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN @%^:»-....
.....-»:^% MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY %^:»-.....
......-»:^ CATS AT AGE NINE. ^:»-......
.......-»: :»-.......
........-» ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS »-........
.........- ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH -.........
.......... GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ..........
.......... ..........
.......... ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ..........
.........- INTO DEEP SPACE. -.........
........-» »-........
.......-»: ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN :»-.......
......-»:^ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ^:»-......
.....-»:^% SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO %^:»-.....
....-»:^%@ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. @%^:»-....
...-»:^%@# #@%^:»-...
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