...--==%##                                          ##%==--...
.-=^%@##@#                                          #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@###@                                          @###@%^=-.
.-=^%@###@                                          @###@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@@                                          @@##@%^=-.
.....-==%# ..   --   ==   THE   GOLDEN  ==  --   .. #%==-.....
....-^@###              #@##@% M %@##@#             ###@^-....
....--^%@#                                          #@%^--....
...-=^%##@             LETS HEAR IT FOR             @##%^=-...
.-=^%@####            ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^            ####@%^=-.
.-=^%@@@##                                          ##@@@%^=-.
...-^%%##@ WHAT     CAN     I     DO     YA     FOR @##%%^-...
.-=^%@###@                                          @###@%^=-.
.-=^%@#@##             - CHEESEBURGER -             ##@#@%^=-.
.-=^%@####                - NUGGETS -               ####@%^=-.
...--^%%##          - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER -         ##%%^--...
.-=^%@###@                - FRIES -                 @###@%^=-.
.-=^%@####           - CARBONATED WATER -           ####@%^=-.
.....-=^@#         - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE -          #@^=-.....
...=^^%@@#               - BIG MAC -                #@@%^^=...
...--^%%#@                - COFFEE -                @#%%^--...
.-^%@##@##                                          ##@##@%^-.
..--^^%@##              ##### ^ #####               ##@%^^--..
.-=^%@##@@                                          @@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@#### IT  ALL BEGAN  A THOUSAND  YEARS  AGO IN ####@%^=-.
.-=^%@#### LIKE  THE  EIGHTEENTH  CENTURY.  A  DARK ####@%^=-.
.-=^%@#### FIGURE  EMERGED FROM  A  TAVERN AFTER  A ####@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN  IDEA. #@##@%^=-.
....==^@#@ IT  WAS  ILLEGAL  TO SELL  FOOD  IN  THE @#@^==....
.-=^%@##@@ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. @@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@@                                          @@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@#        BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE.         #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@#                                          #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# SHE  BEGAN  PUTTING  DRIED  LIZARD  MEAT #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING  OUT #@##@%^=-.
...-^^%%%# OF  A  CART,  NOT  STAYING  IN THE  SAME #%%%^^-...
.....=%@#@ PLACE LONG.  IN  THE DAY  SHE  SLEPT, IN @#@%=.....
...==^^@#@ THE EVE  SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND  IN THE @#@^^==...
.-=^%##@##            NIGHT SHE POACHED.            ##@##%^=-.
.-=^%@####                                          ####@%^=-.
....====%# AFTER A FEW YEARS,  MARIGOLDS FOOD  CART #%====....
....--=%## HAD   A   REPUTATION.   SHE  CALLED   IT ##%=--....
.-=^%@##@#            -. THE GOLDEN M .-            #@##@%^=-.
....=^%### AND PEOPLE TALKED  ABOUT  THE  GOLDEN M. ###%^=....
.-=^%@##@# THE  OLD  TAVERN HAD  THEIR MONOPOLY AND #@##@%^=-.
.-=^^^^^@#      DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH.      #@^^^^^=-.
..--==^%##   MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS   ##%^==--..
.-=^%@###@              NEW AND FRESH.              @###@%^=-.
.-=^%@####                                          ####@%^=-.
.-=^%@#### HOWEVER,  SHE BECAME  A LITTLE TOO  WELL ####@%^=-.
.-=^^%%%%# KNOWN.   THE  TAVERNS  MEN  HOT  ON  HER #%%%%^^=-.
.-=^%@##@# TRAIL,  SHE  COULD  STAY  A  SHORTER AND #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# SHORTER TIME IN EACH  LOCATION. SHE FELT #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@@ HUNTED.  AND  SOON ENOUGH  THERE CAME  A @@##@%^=-.
.-=====%@# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED  WATCHING FOR HER #@%=====-.
...=^%%### AT   THE   GATES   OF   EVERY   VILLAGE. ###%%^=...
.-=^%@##@@                                          @@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# SO SHE HID  THE CART,  AND  DISAPPEARED, #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@#                 FOREVER.                 #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@#                                          #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@@                 ### ^ ###                @@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@#                                          #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@#### AFTER   THIRTY   YEARS,   A   MAN  NAMED ####@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# NICHOLAS  FOUND  THE  CART.   HE  WAS  A #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@#     CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE    #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@#@## (CURSED, I  MEAN))  AND  AS  SUCH  HE OF ##@#@%^=-.
....-^%%@# COURSE THOUGHT IT  A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #@%%^-....
-=^%@##@##         IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS.          ##@##@%^=-
.----==^%#                                          #%^==----.
.-=^%@##@# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A  COOK,  AND EVEN #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED  THE GOLDEN M, HE #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# QUICKLY FELL INTO  INFAMITY.  HOWEVER HE #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@#@## WAS  KIND OF  A HARDHAT AND  DIDN'T STOP ##@#@%^=-.
..--=%@@## TRYING.  THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR  HIM ##@@%=--..
.-=^%@##@# SINCE  NOBODY  BOUGHT  HIS  FOOD  ANYWAY #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# (AND   ALSO   THEY   HAD   EXPANDED  TOO #@##@%^=-.
.---=^@@##  QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND   ##@@^=---.
....=^%### WAS IN  THE PROCESS  OF  FALLING APART). ###%^=....
.-=^%@####                                          ####@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR  NOT UNDERSTANDING #@##@%^=-.
...-=^%@## HIS    FOOD,   HE    WOVED   TO    LEAVE ##@%^=-...
.-=^%@##@#         KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY.          #@##@%^=-.
.-=%@##@##                                          ##@##@%=-.
.-=^%@##@#               WHICH HE DID.              #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@####                                          ####@%^=-.
.-====^%#@                 ## ^ ##                  @#%^====-.
.-=^%@##@@                                          @@##@%^=-.
...-===%%# WE DONT  KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #%%===-...
.-=^%@#@## OR WHERE, BUT  EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##@#@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@#          EARTH IN THE FIFTIES.           #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# UPON  FINDING OUT THAT  EARTH  HOLDS  NO #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE  SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%%@@@# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH  FOLK #@@@%%^=-.
.-=^%@##@@                 LIKED IT!                @@##@%^=-.
.-=^%@#@##                                          ##@#@%^=-.
....-=%### THEN  HE  GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ###%=-....
.-=^%@#@## A  MAN  NAMED  MICKEY MAC  DONALDS,  WHO ##@#@%^=-.
....--^@##   RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF.    ##@^--....
......==%#  WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #%==......
.-=^%@####   FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO   ####@%^=-.
.-=^%@##@# THE PROJECT, AND  QUICKLY  EXPANDED  ALL #@##@%^=-.
.....-^@#@             OVER THE PLANET.             @#@^-.....
....-^^%@#                                          #@%^^-....
.-=^%@##@#                  # ^ #                   #@##@%^=-.
.-=^%##@##                                          ##@##%^=-.
.-=^%@##@#         AND THE REST IS HISTORY!         #@##@%^=-.
....=^^@#@                                          @#@^^=....
.-=^%%%@@#                                          #@@%%%^=-.
.-=^%@###@                                          @###@%^=-.
.....--^@#                                          #@^--.....
.----=^^@#                                          #@^^=----.