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,:«*^$¤@@# #@@¤$^*«:,
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,:«*^$$$¤@ @¤$$$^*«:,
,:«*^$@@## ##@@$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# ,, :: «« the golden «« :: ,, #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# #@@¤$^ m ^$¤@@# #@@¤$^*«:,
,,,,,,«*^¤ ¤^*«,,,,,,
,,,::*$¤¤@ lets hear it for @¤¤$*::,,,
,:«*^$¤@@@ *** mc donalds *** @@@¤$^*«:,
,,,:**^¤¤@ @¤¤^**:,,,
,,,,,:**^¤ what can i do ya for ¤^**:,,,,,
,:«*^$¤@@# #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$$¤@@ : cheeseburger : @@¤$$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@## : nuggets : ##@¤$^*«:,
,,::**^$¤@ : double cheeseburger : @¤$^**::,,
,:«*^$¤@## : fries : ##@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@@ : carbonated water : @@@¤$^*«:,
,:«***$¤¤@ : bearnaise dip sauce : @¤¤$***«:,
,:«*^$¤¤@@ : big mac : @@¤¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@@ : coffee : @@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^^^¤¤¤ ¤¤¤^^^*«:,
,,,::«**$¤ ¤¤¤¤¤ * ¤¤¤¤¤ ¤$**«::,,,
,:«*^$¤@## ##@¤$^*«:,
,,,««^^$¤@ it all began a thousand years ago in @¤$^^««,,,
,:«*^$¤@## like the eighteenth century. a dark ##@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^^^$¤¤ figure emerged from a tavern after a ¤¤$^^^*«:,
,,,,,:*$@@ few years apprenticeship, with an idea. @@$*:,,,,,
,,,,,:**$¤ it was illegal to sell food in the ¤$**:,,,,,
,:«*^$¤@@@ region for everybody except that tavern. @@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@## ##@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^^$¤¤@ but marigold didn't care. @¤¤$^^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@## ##@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@@ she began putting dried lizard meat @@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@@ between two bread slices, operating out @@@¤$^*«:,
,,,:««^^^¤ of a cart, not staying in the same ¤^^^««:,,,
,:«*^$¤@@# place long. in the day she slept, in #@@¤$^*«:,
,,,,::*$$@ the eve she sold her wares, and in the @$$*::,,,,
,,,,,:«^^¤ night she poached. ¤^^«:,,,,,
,:«*^$¤@## ##@¤$^*«:,
,,,:«««^$@ after a few years, marigolds food cart @$^«««:,,,
,:«*^$¤@@@ had a reputation. she called it @@@¤$^*«:,
,,,,:«*$@@ :, the golden m ,: @@$*«:,,,,
,:«*^$¤@@# and people talked about the golden m. #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# the old tavern had their monopoly and #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@## didn't change their menu much. ##@¤$^*«:,
,,,:«*$$$@ marigolds secret lizard foodcart was @$$$*«:,,,
,:«^$¤@@## new and fresh. ##@@¤$^«:,
,:«*^$$¤¤@ @¤¤$$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@@ however, she became a little too well @@@¤$^*«:,
,,,,,««*$@ known. the taverns men hot on her @$*««,,,,,
,:«***$$¤@ trail, she could stay a shorter and @¤$$***«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# shorter time in each location. she felt #@@¤$^*«:,
,,,,,:*^¤@ hunted. and soon enough there came a @¤^*:,,,,,
,:«*^$¤@@# time when they started watching for her #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤¤¤@ at the gates of every village. @¤¤¤$^*«:,
,,,,:**$@@ @@$**:,,,,
,,,,,:*$$@ so she hid the cart, and disappeared, @$$*:,,,,,
,,::«*^$@@ forever. @@$^*«::,,
,:«*^$¤@@@ @@@¤$^*«:,
,,,,,,««^¤ ¤¤¤ * ¤¤¤ ¤^««,,,,,,
,,,,,«**$@ @$**«,,,,,
,:«*^$¤@@@ after thirty years, a man named @@@¤$^*«:,
,:«**^^^¤@ nicholas found the cart. he was a @¤^^^**«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# cursed entrepreneur (they all are #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^¤@@## (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ##@@¤^*«:,
,,,,:*$¤@@ course thought it a good idea to follow @@¤$*:,,,,
,:«*^$¤@@# in marigolds foodsteps. #@@¤$^*«:,
:«*^$¤@@## ##@@¤$^*«:
,:«*^$¤¤¤¤ he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ¤¤¤¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# though some recognized the golden m, he #@@¤$^*«:,
,,:««**$@@ quickly fell into infamity. however he @@$**««:,,
,:«*$¤@@## was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ##@@¤$*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# trying. the tavern didn't care for him #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^^^¤¤@ since nobody bought his food anyway @¤¤^^^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# (and also they had expanded too #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# quickly, succumbed to corruption, and #@@¤$^*«:,
,,,,,,«^¤¤ was in the process of falling apart). ¤¤^«,,,,,,
,:«*^$¤@@# #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# angry at everyone for not understanding #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# his food, he vowed to leave #@@¤$^*«:,
,,,,,««^$¤ kirugu vargir entierly. ¤$^««,,,,,
,:«*^$¤@@@ @@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# which he did. #@@¤$^*«:,
,,,,,,«^$@ @$^«,,,,,,
,:«*^$¤@@# ¤¤ * ¤¤ #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤¤¤@ @¤¤¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$@@## we dont know much about how he traveled ##@@$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# or where, but eventually he ended up on #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@@ earth in the fifties. @@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# upon finding out that earth holds no #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^^$$¤@ edible lizards, he settled for cow meat @¤$$^^*«:,
,,,,:««^¤@ instead, and to his joy, the earth folk @¤^««:,,,,
,:«*^$¤@## liked it! ##@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@@ @@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# then he got scammed out of the cart by #@@¤$^*«:,
,,,::«*^$¤ a man named mickey mac donalds, who ¤$^*«::,,,
,:«*^$¤@@# renamed the business after himself. #@@¤$^*«:,
,,,,::*$$¤ while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ¤$$*::,,,,
,:«*^$¤@## funneled his inherited billions into ##@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@@ the project, and quickly expanded all @@@¤$^*«:,
,:«*^$¤@@# over the planet. #@@¤$^*«:,
,:««***^¤@ @¤^***««:,
,:«*^$@@## ¤ * ¤ ##@@$^*«:,
,,,,:*$$$¤ ¤$$$*:,,,,
,:«*^$¤@@# and the rest is history! #@@¤$^*«:,
,:«««««^^¤ ¤^^«««««:,
,,,:««*$@@ @@$*««:,,,
,:«*^^$$¤@ @¤$$^^*«:,
,:«***^^¤@ @¤^^***«:,
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