¨¨-=^%*§@@ @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨-=^%*§@@# #@@§*%^=-¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* ¨¨ -- == the golden == -- ¨¨ *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% #@@§*% m %*§@@# %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= lets hear it for =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- ^^^ mc donalds ^^^ -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- what can i do ya for -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ - cheeseburger - ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% - nuggets - %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* - double cheeseburger - *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ - fries - §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ - carbonated water - @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ - bearnaise dip sauce - @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨-=^%*§@@# - big mac - #@@§*%^=-¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ - coffee - @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ §§§§§ ^ §§§§§ §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% it all began a thousand years ago in %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ like the eighteenth century. a dark ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= figure emerged from a tavern after a =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- few years apprenticeship, with an idea. -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ it was illegal to sell food in the ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- region for everybody except that tavern. -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ but marigold didn't care. ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* she began putting dried lizard meat *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ between two bread slices, operating out §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ of a cart, not staying in the same @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ place long. in the day she slept, in @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨-=^%*§@@# the eve she sold her wares, and in the #@@§*%^=-¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ night she poached. @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ after a few years, marigolds food cart §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* had a reputation. she called it *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% -¨ the golden m ¨- %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ and people talked about the golden m. ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= the old tavern had their monopoly and =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- didn't change their menu much. -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- new and fresh. -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ however, she became a little too well ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% known. the taverns men hot on her %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* trail, she could stay a shorter and *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ shorter time in each location. she felt §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ hunted. and soon enough there came a @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ time when they started watching for her @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨-=^%*§@@# at the gates of every village. #@@§*%^=-¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ so she hid the cart, and disappeared, @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ forever. §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% §§§ ^ §§§ %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= after thirty years, a man named =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- nicholas found the cart. he was a -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ cursed entrepreneur (they all are ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= course thought it a good idea to follow =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ in marigolds foodsteps. ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* he wasn't all that of a cook, and even *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ though some recognized the golden m, he §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ quickly fell into infamity. however he @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨-=^%*§@@# trying. the tavern didn't care for him #@@§*%^=-¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ since nobody bought his food anyway @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ (and also they had expanded too @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ quickly, succumbed to corruption, and §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* was in the process of falling apart). *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ angry at everyone for not understanding ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= his food, he woved to leave =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- kirugu vargir entierly. -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- which he did. -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ §§ ^ §§ ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* we dont know much about how he traveled *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ or where, but eventually he ended up on §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ earth in the fifties. @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ upon finding out that earth holds no @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨-=^%*§@@# edible lizards, he settled for cow meat #@@§*%^=-¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ instead, and to his joy, the earth folk @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ liked it! @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* then he got scammed out of the cart by *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% a man named mickey mac donalds, who %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ renamed the business after himself. ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= while nicholas quickly perished, mickey =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- funneled his inherited billions into -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ the project, and quickly expanded all ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- over the planet. -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-= =-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^ § ^ § ^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-=^% %^=-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-=^%* and the rest is history! *%^=-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-=^%*§ §*%^=-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨-=^%*§@ @§*%^=-¨¨¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ @@§*%^=-¨¨ ¨-=^%*§@@# #@@§*%^=-¨ ¨¨-=^%*§@@ @@§*%^=-¨¨