the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern  had their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough  there came a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such  he of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!