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..:~\§¤### .. :: ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ :: .. ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## ####¤§ M §¤#### ##¤§\~:...
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.:~\§¤#### LETS HEAR IT FOR ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### \\\ MC DONALDS \\\ ###¤§\~:..
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..:~\§¤### WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ###¤§\~:..
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..:~\§¤### : CHEESEBURGER : ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## : NUGGETS : ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### : FRIES : ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### : CARBONATED WATER : ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### : BIG MAC : ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### : COFFEE : ####¤§\~:.
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...:~\§¤## ##### \ ##### ##¤§\~:...
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.:~\§¤#### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###¤§\~:..
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..:~\§¤### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##¤§\~:...
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.:~\§¤#### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## :. THE GOLDEN M .: ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### NEW AND FRESH. ###¤§\~:..
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..:~\§¤### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ###¤§\~:..
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..:~\§¤### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## FOREVER. ##¤§\~:...
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...:~\§¤## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ###¤§\~:..
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..:~\§¤### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###¤§\~:..
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..:~\§¤### WHICH HE DID. ###¤§\~:..
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..:~\§¤### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### LIKED IT! ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ###¤§\~:..
...:~\§¤## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##¤§\~:...
..:~\§¤### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###¤§\~:..
.:~\§¤#### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ####¤§\~:.
..:~\§¤### OVER THE PLANET. ###¤§\~:..
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..:~\§¤### AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ###¤§\~:..
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